Top Ten Funniest Music Related Pick-up Lines

The Top Ten

1 The cello is the sexiest instrument; it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.

This is umm... A very... Er, good one... Wow! Phew!
;-) - Britgirl

As Petsounds said on your previous list, we were expecting this list.
Hmm.. What to say? Okay I'll just laugh... Haha.. Haha! Good list! - Kiteretsunu

2 If we both make electronic music, we can start with my house, and then we can both thrash that drop.

Skrillex is probably writing this one down somewhere. Bless that noisy lunatic. - PositronWildhawk

3 There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves.
4 Without you being sharp, I'll be flat.
5 I love viola features about you.

But I don't know about the new ones. - PositronWildhawk

6 You make me forget all of my trebles, and I focus on the bass.
7 Are you a piano, or a forte?

Only one way to find out... - PositronWildhawk

8 I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
9 I C Major potential in us getting together.
10 You get me octave.

Dreadful, I know. But it's here and that is that. - PositronWildhawk

Hahaa I laughed with this one, though you may not have expected haha this one has my vote! I love this list, Positron! - keyson

The Contenders

11 This bass isn't the only thing I'm banging tonight
12 Are you sure you don't play the trumpet, 'cause you sure make me horny.
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