Top Ten Funniest Music Related Pick-up Lines

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 The cello is the sexiest instrument; it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.

This is umm... A very... Er, good one... Wow! Phew!
;-) - Britgirl

As Petsounds said on your previous list, we were expecting this list.
Hmm.. What to say? Okay I'll just laugh... Haha.. Haha! Good list! - Kiteretsunu

2 If we both make electronic music, we can start with my house, and then we can both thrash that drop.

Skrillex is probably writing this one down somewhere. Bless that noisy lunatic. - PositronWildhawk

3 There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves.
4 Without you being sharp, I'll be flat.
5 I love viola features about you.

But I don't know about the new ones. - PositronWildhawk

6 You make me forget all of my trebles, and I focus on the bass.
7 Are you a piano, or a forte?

Only one way to find out... - PositronWildhawk

8 I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.
9 I C Major potential in us getting together.
10 You get me octave.

Dreadful, I know. But it's here and that is that. - PositronWildhawk

Hahaa I laughed with this one, though you may not have expected haha this one has my vote! I love this list, Positron! - keyson

The Contenders

11 This bass isn't the only thing I'm banging tonight
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1. The cello is the sexiest instrument; it's large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
2. If we both make electronic music, we can start with my house, and then we can both thrash that drop.
3. There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves.
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