Top 10 Funniest Musician Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song - Louis Armstrong
2 I’ve been imitated so well I’ve heard people copy my mistakes - Jimi Hendrix
3 I’ve got what’s called a Low Tonal Register, which, loosely translated, means I sound like a gorilla on Valium - Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead
4 I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same. In fact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same - Angus Young, AC/DC

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5 I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money - David Lee Roth, Van Halen
6 Dogs smoke in France - Ozzy Osbourne
7 Glam stands for Gay Los Angeles Metal - Dave Mustaine, Megadeth
8 Guitar is the best instrument to pose and look cool playing. You can't pose playing a tuba, can you? - Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead
9 The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train - David Lee Roth, Van Halen
10 Let me be clear about this: I don’t have a drug problem, I have a police problem - Keith Richards, The Rolling Stones

The Contenders

11 I fly airliners and in my spare time I sing a bit - Bruce Dickinson, Iron Maiden
12 I smash guitars because I like them - Pete Townshend, The Who
13 Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous. Have you noticed that? I'd like to find the bastard that thought that one up - Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead
14 All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff - Frank Zappa
15 Liam Gallagher is like a man with a fork in a world of soup - Noel Gallagher
16 I like girls. That’s the only reason I’m in the music business - I discovered you could get women to take their clothes off if you had a guitar. And they come off a lot faster if you can play it - Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead
17 Morrissey writes wonderful song titles, but sadly he often forgets to write the song - Elvis Costello
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1. All music is folk music. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song - Louis Armstrong
2. I’ve been imitated so well I’ve heard people copy my mistakes - Jimi Hendrix
3. I’ve got what’s called a Low Tonal Register, which, loosely translated, means I sound like a gorilla on Valium - Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead
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