Top Ten Funniest Nerdy Insults

PositronWildhawk

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1 I'd ask which elements you're made of but I know you can't count to the atomic numbers.

You don't need atomic numbers to name the elements so...

2 Feeling blue? We can shift that by moving away from you.

Well this is really a funny and interesting list, Pos.!
So what about feeling red? Probably move closer, I guess. - Kiteretsunu

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3 Your mind is like a top quark. Small, slow, basically impossible to observe, and decays in an instant.

Haha! This is so insulting! What should I say if anyone says that to me?! I'd be stumped... Or maybe "Same to you! "?
Nice list, Posron! I loved the items in the middle... Bye! - HezarioSeth

Pure genius!
If you made that Positron, you have to be the most ingenius person ever. - CastlevaniaFanboy128

4 Your skull's like a black hole. No matter how big it is, it's infinitely dense.

Gotta admit, I think I'd take this as a compliment if someone said it to me. Which makes it an even better insult... - HTML_RuleZ_D00D

5 Your mind is like a superfluid; it can only occupy one state.

You can start by pausing at "superfluid", so they think it's a compliment. - PositronWildhawk

6 Why is there so much pressure on your mind? It's because it's a slow-moving fluid.
7 I get good things from you like I do with radio photons. At low frequencies and in low quantised amount.
8 The function of any conversation I have with you equals r^2. It's a continuous circle.

F (x)= r^2 is a parabola not a circle... So its technically a compliment.

9 Time runs more quickly for me when I'm not near you.

Ouch! That hurts! Funny though. Luckily no one has said this to me. Yet... - Britgirl

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10 You're like a frustum. No head and no point.

The frustum is the part left over from a cone when you make a horizontal cut. - PositronWildhawk

Very smart to say to an idiot because they would look like what what the heck is a frusrum

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11 Your life is a complex number without any reality. You can only dream your pathetic imaginary world.

Daydreamig and feeling yourself detached from reality, my friend? - Kiteretsunu

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12 My life is an equation that I would like to subtract you from
13 You are an ineffably corpulent microphallus and a cesspool of sub human filth
14 What do a neutrino and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mother.
15 How are you and an appendix similar? You're both useless. V 1 Comment
16 You are so ugly that Abe Lincoln said a house divided is prettier then you
17 Dumbass stop looking for the end of pi
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1. I'd ask which elements you're made of but I know you can't count to the atomic numbers.
2. Your mind is like a superfluid; it can only occupy one state.
3. The function of any conversation I have with you equals r^2. It's a continuous circle.
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1. Feeling blue? We can shift that by moving away from you.
2. I'd ask which elements you're made of but I know you can't count to the atomic numbers.
3. Your mind is like a top quark. Small, slow, basically impossible to observe, and decays in an instant.
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