1 I'd ask which elements you're made of but I know you can't count to the atomic numbers.
You don't need atomic numbers to name the elements so...
2 Feeling blue? We can shift that by moving away from you.
I've used this on someone I know. The reaction wasn't pretty. - PositronWildhawk
Well this is really a funny and interesting list, Pos.!
So what about feeling red? Probably move closer, I guess. - Kiteretsunu
3 Your skull's like a black hole. No matter how big it is, it's infinitely dense.
Gotta admit, I think I'd take this as a compliment if someone said it to me. Which makes it an even better insult... - HTML_RuleZ_D00D
4 Your mind is like a top quark. Small, slow, basically impossible to observe, and decays in an instant.
Haha! This is so insulting! What should I say if anyone says that to me?! I'd be stumped... Or maybe "Same to you! "?
Nice list, Posron! I loved the items in the middle... Bye! - HezarioSeth
5 Your mind is like a superfluid; it can only occupy one state.
You can start by pausing at "superfluid", so they think it's a compliment. - PositronWildhawk
6 Why is there so much pressure on your mind? It's because it's a slow-moving fluid.
7 Time runs more quickly for me when I'm not near you.
Ouch! I wonder how that'll go over.
Ouch! That hurts! Funny though. Luckily no one has said this to me. Yet... - Britgirl
Whoa Ouch but wow is this one good! - Curti2594
8 I get good things from you like I do with radio photons. At low frequencies and in low quantised amount.
9 The function of any conversation I have with you equals r^2. It's a continuous circle.
F (x)= r^2 is a parabola not a circle... So its technically a compliment.
10 You're like a frustum. No head and no point.
The frustum is the part left over from a cone when you make a horizontal cut. - PositronWildhawk
Very smart to say to an idiot because they would look like what what the heck is a frusrum
11 My life is an equation that I would like to subtract you from
Boy. This is gold.
Lol I'm going to use it on my dick
12 Your life is a complex number without any reality. You can only dream your pathetic imaginary world.
Daydreamig and feeling yourself detached from reality, my friend? - Kiteretsunu
13 You are an ineffably corpulent microphallus and a cesspool of sub human filth
I enjoy this one
14 You are so ugly that Abe Lincoln said a house divided is prettier then you
15 How are you and an appendix similar? You're both useless.
Did I do well?
16 What do a neutrino and I have in common? We're both constantly penetrating your mother.
That insulting towards other people's Mums.
17 It's a rhetorical question
18 If laughter is medicine, your face will cure the world
19 Dumbass stop looking for the end of pi
20 Your ears are like a digestive system; whatever you are told goes in through one ear and right out the other
Did I do fair enough?
21 Hey man, you should contact your doctor. The levels of sodium in your body are frighteningly high.
This one is to conquer salty peeps.