Top 10 Funniest News Headlines

Although the story may not be true, these Headlines are very funny.

The Top Ten

1 Alton attorney accidentally sues himself

2 I was paralized by a pork chop

3 Man eats underwater to beat breathalyzer

4 Diana was still alive hours before she died

5 Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as a Snickers bar

6 Federal agents raid gun shop, find weapons

7 Man arrested after cops spot suspiciously small package in his undies

8 Woman missing since she got lost

9 Moose on juice runs loose and hits bus in Belarus

10 Planes forced to land at airports

The Contenders

11 Missippi's Literacy Program Shows Improvement

Wouldn't rank on spelling if I were you.

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