Top 10 Funniest Observations

A list of some observations that may or may not be facts, but would still be a silly and a somewhat interesting thing to think about.
The Top Ten
1 If you think about it, the brain named itself

All these are hilarious!

2 If everything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
3 The English language has evolved to the point where 'Literally' is used figuratively as a hyperbole

One of my biggest pet peeves.

4 There are more nipples in the world than there are people

Well there are twice as many so 14 billion

5 If something is behind your back, wouldn't it be in front of your back?

Pretty strange observation. Who comes up with these?

6 The only time you clean your skeleton is when you brush your teeth
7 You have never actually seen your real face, you have only seen reflections of it
8 If you have a Samsung phone and call your friend that lives on another continent, you're calling from a Galaxy far, far away
9 If you turn a map of the Americas sideways, it looks like a duck

So Alaska is the rear end. Makes sense!

10 History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on
The Contenders
11 If you are waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, technically you are a waiter.
12 If a fly can't fly, what is it?
13 If you're over 30, you're older than every dog on Earth
14 Sleeping in is considered lazy, but going to bed early is seen as responsible.
15 People are now taking their phones out of their pockets to check time. We are reverting to the era of pocket watches.
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