Top 10 Funniest One Liners

The Top Ten

1 A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head.

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2 Before you get angry at someone, walk a mile in their shoes.Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

3 Fashion is a form of ugliness so introduce that we have to alter it every six months

4 A celebrity is a person who works hard to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized

5 If confusion is the first step of knowledge, I must be a genius

6 Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour, and it seems like a minute.THAT'S relativity

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