Top Ten Funniest Places to Say "Allahu Akbar"
These are the places were it would be funny to say Allahu Ackbar.The Top Ten
1 An Airport
Good luck facing border guards...
The best way to get arrested
Clearly the best place.
2 At a Police Station
3 In an Army Base
4 On Top of Where the Twin Towers Once Stood
They've already put another tower there. Just saying'...
Best way to get executed
5 At School
6 On a Train
7 At the Soup Kitchen
8 In the Pentagon
9 In Front of the President
He'll invite you to the white house for dinner
10 In Front of an Offended Islam Extremist
The Contenders
11 When You are Going to the Bathroom
Muslims are forbidden to say that in the bathroom - IceBearRules
12 At Church
Someone got in trouble for doing this
13 On a Plane
14 During a Bombing
15 At the Bank
16 Turkey
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17 At an Amusement Park
18 On a Roller Coaster
19 On a Drop Tower
20 At a Convention
Well you can yell in front of the crowd and there will be massive chaos and a war.
21 At A Concert
You can scream allahu Akbar and scare the band/performers and you can make it more entertaining.
22 In the Vatican
23 On a Bus
24 In the Bedroom
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