Top Ten Funniest Places to Say "Allahu Akbar"

These are the places were it would be funny to say Allahu Ackbar.

The Top Ten

1 An Airport

I understand that this list is a joke, but this isn't funny. People are going to be attacking me "Oh it's a joke take it easy! ", but I thought jokes were supposed to be funny. - Catacorn

Good luck facing border guards...

The best way to get arrested - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Clearly the best place.

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2 At a Police Station
3 In an Army Base
4 On Top of Where the Twin Towers Once Stood

They've already put another tower there. Just saying'... - PositronWildhawk

Best way to get executed - DubstepLover

Say Allah hu akbar on top of the "Freedom Tower".

5 At School
6 On a Train
7 At the Soup Kitchen
8 In the Pentagon


9 In Front of the President

He'll invite you to the white house for dinner - bobbythebrony

10 In Front of an Offended Islam Extremist

The Contenders

11 When You are Going to the Bathroom

*sits on toilet* ALLAHU AKBAR! *bathroom explodes with crap everywhere* - SirSkeletorThe3rd

*sits on toilet* Allahu Ackbar! *craps an explosive turd* - SirSkeletorThe3rd

12 At Church

Someone got in trouble for doing this

13 On a Plane
14 During a Bombing
15 At the Bank

You will nerver been allowed to borrow money Therese again

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17 At an Amusement Park
18 On a Roller Coaster
19 On a Drop Tower
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