Top Ten Funniest Places to Say "Allahu Akbar"SirSkeletorThe3rd These are the places were it would be funny to say Allahu Ackbar.
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I understand that this list is a joke, but this isn't funny. People are going to be attacking me "Oh it's a joke take it easy! ", but I thought jokes were supposed to be funny. - Catacorn
Good luck facing border guards...
The best way to get arrested - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Clearly the best place.
They've already put another tower there. Just saying'... - PositronWildhawk
Best way to get executed - DubstepLover
Say Allah hu akbar on top of the "Freedom Tower".
Where is the general? HAHAA TIME TO SET OFF THE BOMB! KABOOM!
He'll invite you to the white house for dinner - bobbythebrony
*sits on toilet* ALLAHU AKBAR! *bathroom explodes with crap everywhere* - SirSkeletorThe3rd
*sits on toilet* Allahu Ackbar! *craps an explosive turd* - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Someone got in trouble for doing this
You will nerver been allowed to borrow money Therese again
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2. At a Police Station
3. In an Army Base