Top Ten Funniest Places to Say "Allahu Akbar"

These are the places were it would be funny to say Allahu Ackbar.

The Top Ten

1 An Airport

I understand that this list is a joke, but this isn't funny. People are going to be attacking me "Oh it's a joke take it easy! ", but I thought jokes were supposed to be funny. - Catacorn

Good luck facing border guards...

The best way to get arrested - SirSkeletorThe3rd

This list is obviously directly mocking Islam. Literally nothing funny about it whatsoever. Just plain stupid on the list creators behalf. Please go back to school, if you Americans have stopped shooting
school kids yet.😂

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2 At a Police Station
3 In an Army Base
4 On Top of Where the Twin Towers Once Stood

They've already put another tower there. Just saying'... - PositronWildhawk

Best way to get executed - DubstepLover

Say Allah hu akbar on top of the "Freedom Tower".

5 At School
6 On a Train
7 At the Soup Kitchen
8 In the Pentagon


9 In Front of the President

He'll invite you to the white house for dinner - bobbythebrony

10 In Front of an Offended Islam Extremist

The Contenders

11 When You are Going to the Bathroom

*sits on toilet* ALLAHU AKBAR! *bathroom explodes with crap everywhere* - SirSkeletorThe3rd

*sits on toilet* Allahu Ackbar! *craps an explosive turd* - SirSkeletorThe3rd

12 At Church

Someone got in trouble for doing this

13 On a Plane
14 During a Bombing
15 At the Bank

You will nerver been allowed to borrow money Therese again

16 Turkey Turkey Turkey, officially the Republic of Turkey, is a transcontinental country in Eurasia, mainly in Anatolia in Western Asia, with a smaller portion on the Balkan peninsula in Southeast Europe. Turkey is bordered by eight countries with Greece and Bulgaria to the northwest; Georgia to the northeast; Armenia, more.
17 At an Amusement Park
18 On a Roller Coaster
19 On a Drop Tower
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