Top Ten Funniest Police Signs
To show that the cops have a sense of humour. But a dark one at that.This must appeal to overly adventurous children.
Thanks but no thanks!
I'm not an idiot
Depends on what store.
Seems feasible. How else do fat cops get the energy to absorb their own station like a black hole?
This really is a problem. Annoys the police as much as anyone else.
Thieves get nicked all the time. Even they're not safe from thieves!
What if my computer is stolen? Then what do I call?
"Yay! Going to a strange building that says no trespassing to see if there's life after death!... "
Well, yes, there is life after death, but since you trespassed, you're going to the other place.
I really want to fall for that in the middle of the road somewhere.
I'm kinda interested in murder and death and stuff, can't help it..
Ha laugh out loud ha! This one was, I think, the funniest. Fat lot of good this type of liberty is doing to ye.
I promise not to break the law as long as you don't force me into a Village People concert.