Top Ten Funniest Police Signs

To show that the cops have a sense of humour. But a dark one at that.

The Top Ten

1 Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting this store!

This must appeal to overly adventurous children. - PositronWildhawk

Thanks but no thanks!
I'm not an idiot - Ajkloth

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2 Slow down! The cops hide behind this sign.
3 Police now targeting donuts.

Seems feasible. How else do fat cops get the energy to absorb their own station like a black hole? - PositronWildhawk

4 No loitering, police enforced.
5 Warning: Police and Thieves patrol this area.
6 Error 404: Road not found.

This really is a problem. Annoys the police as much as anyone else. - PositronWildhawk

7 Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out.

"Yay! Going to a strange building that says no trespassing to see if there's life after death!... " - funnyuser

Well, yes, there is life after death, but since you trespassed, you're going to the other place. - ethanmeinster

I really want to fall for that in the middle of the road somewhere. - Songsta41

I'm kinda interested in murder and death and stuff, can't help it.. - Agent_A_Mazing

8 If you are stolen, call the police at once.

Thieves get nicked all the time. Even they're not safe from thieves! - Britgirl

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9 You might be late for work, but stay under 30mph. You're not a cop.

I loved 1 and 9' positron! - CityGuru

10 You are free to do what we tell you.

I promise not to break the law as long as you don't force me into a Village People concert. - PositronWildhawk

Ha laugh out loud ha! This one was, I think, the funniest. Fat lot of good this type of liberty is doing to ye. - HezarioSeth

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The Contenders

11 Are you a donut? Better stay out of my way!
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1. Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting this store!
2. Slow down! The cops hide behind this sign.
3. Police now targeting donuts.



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