Top Ten Funniest Political Pick-up LinesPositronWildhawk
The Top Ten
This one is so apt that it's scary. Our government doesn't work. - PositronWildhawk
I actually really like this one. It made me smile. It's quite clever =) - Britgirl
Just make sure there's a fair distribution of income while you're at it. Can you do that? Mr. Cameron? - PositronWildhawk
Since it's like communism, does that mean that the girl has no rights in the relationship, and that they have to do everything their man says without resistance? That's one messed up relationship. - ethanmeinster
Creepy one, this. Besides, North Korean dictators aren't attractive. Ever since the puppy poaching peninsula was divided, they've never had a Seoul-mate. - PositronWildhawk
The Vietnamese Dong is the world's weakest currency; 1 British Pound Sterling equals 35218.01 Vietnamese Dong. Whereas the Kuwaiti Dinar is the world's strongest; 1 British Pound Sterling equals 0.4355 Kuwaiti Dinars. As of February 2014. - PositronWildhawk
But which is more of an issue? I'll let the government decide that. - PositronWildhawk
If you know what I mean.
But he'll never leave Michelle, and that's that. - PositronWildhawk
Related ListsTop Ten Funniest Insulting Pick-up Lines Top Ten Funniest Animal Related Pick-up Lines Top Ten Funniest Harry Potter Related Pick-up Lines Top Ten Funniest Knock Knock Joke Related Pick-up Lines Top Ten Funniest Lord of the Rings Related Pick-up Lines
3 years, 269 days old
2. Lower the taxes and raise rates of interest, we're about to cause inflation!
3. I think we shouldn't need to fund the public transport I have in mind...