Top Ten Funniest Political Pick-up Lines

The Top Ten

1 Is this Britain in 2010? Because we're about to start a foolhardy coalition!

This one is so apt that it's scary. Our government doesn't work.

2 Lower the taxes and raise rates of interest, we're about to cause inflation!

Just make sure there's a fair distribution of income while you're at it. Can you do that? Mr. Cameron?

I actually really like this one. It made me smile. It's quite clever =)

3 I think we shouldn't need to fund the public transport I have in mind...

4 My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.

Since it's like communism, does that mean that the girl has no rights in the relationship, and that they have to do everything their man says without resistance? That's one messed up relationship.

5 Our defenses could stop Kim Jong-un, but my defenses can't beat you.

Creepy one, this. Besides, North Korean dictators aren't attractive. Ever since the puppy poaching peninsula was divided, they've never had a Seoul-mate.

6 You get some Dinars, I'll get some Dong; the exchange rate will be as high as it gets!

The Vietnamese Dong is the world's weakest currency; 1 British Pound Sterling equals 35218.01 Vietnamese Dong. Whereas the Kuwaiti Dinar is the world's strongest; 1 British Pound Sterling equals 0.4355 Kuwaiti Dinars. As of February 2014.

7 Our country's debt isn't all that's rising.

But which is more of an issue? I'll let the government decide that.

8 Hey girl, my executive branch is dying to get inside of your White House. We should set up a meeting between my Chief of Staff and your Secretary of the Interior.

If you know what I mean.

9 Where were you when I signed our constitution?

10 I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said, "Yes We Can!"

But he'll never leave Michelle, and that's that.

The Contenders

11 In my country, the healthcare isn't all that's free.

12 Hey! You can be my vice mayor!

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