Top Ten Funniest Presents You Can Give to a Kid On Christmas

The Top Ten
1 Nothing

I'd also put a letter saying:
You may think there's nothing in the box when technically there's air and without air you die so this is the best present you could get. Also it was free so it's a happy day for us both!

I don't give out presents on Christmas.

Laugh out loud the kid would cry

2 A Potato

From a top tens list, potato have skin, I have skin, therefore I am a potato. So if you don't have a potato, just give a human. Jk

That's really funny, kids can use it with a potatoe cannon (if they know how to make one)

At least kids can make French fries.Wait, no they can't...

You could use it as a pet or to make French fries

3 Weed

I would do that it's not that bad because kids would plant it.

4 A Broccoli

I've seen a girl got this for Christmas. She said "No broccoli, no broccoli, NO BROCCOLI! "

I actually don't mind broccoli...

I like broccoli

5 Crack
6 A Present Box

Give him a big box, when he opens it there is another box, then another then another then another (you get the idea) until he gets to a card with a troll face saying your present is behind the couch or something

Kids can make anything out of theses gifts. A toy car that was rated one star in this case.

Laugh out loud a present box with another and another untill it gets to the last one then reads that you diid that all for nothing

With the word, "Tricked! " printed on the inside of the base. So cruel.

7 A Condom

If raised correctly, the child might NOT know what it's used for.

8 Dog Poop
9 A Hair Bobble
10 Saw Film Collection

Great movies for kids to watch, NOT!

Best Movies Fro Kids

The Contenders
11 Urine

Just how is that a funny present? Some of the items here are just awful presents for anyone.

Not funny to me.

12 An Empty Photo Frame

Ha, who wants to get a empty photo frame on Christmas.

"This is a photo of your mom."

13 A Classical Music Cd Compilation
14 Coal

This is the funnest out of all of these! Most of the rest of these are just weird not funny!

15 Cow Poop
16 A Piece of Paper
17 Toilet Paper
18 A box with a fart inside

This reminds of Fart in a Jar from Nick Studio 10 and Sanjay and Craig...

How is this even possible?

19 A Broken Cell Phone
20 An Avocado
21 A Bag of Burps
22 Rocko's Modern Life: The Complete Series Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated television series created by Joe Murray for Nickelodeon. The series centers on the surreal life of an anthropomorphic Australian-immigrant wallaby named Rocko as well as his friends: the gluttonous steer Heffer, the neurotic turtle Filburt, and Rocko's faithful dog Spunky.

More like one of the BEST.

23 An Over-ripe Banana
24 A Hyena

To be honest, despite I love hyenas, I would not keep one as a pet for I will smell bad stuff and will be eaten alive.

25 A Lemon With a Smiley Face
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