Top Ten Funniest Public Transport Signs

The sign guy doesn't like you! Especially when going place to place!
The Top Ten
1 No eye contact! Penalty: £200.

The London Underground might as well have penalties for standing on the left of the escalators.

Impossible on the London Underground, where I saw it. It always happens, and it's always awkward.

I loved a lot of the items here, PWhawk! Yup, sure is awkward, this kind of thing...

2 Electric seating, for murderers, pedophiles and smelly commuters.
3 One direction film premiere in leicester square, tuesday 20th August. If you are travelling to leicester square, please beware that the area will be filled with pre-pubescent girls. Therefore, we advise that you avoid this area.

That's dangerous. And a film about One direction!?

4 For a more efficient service, please alight to the next stop where a team of heavily drugged sloths will drag you to your destination.

Is it free of charge? No? Forget it.

5 Pretend to be asleep and passengers will not ask you to move.
6 In case of train delay, please snap stress twig.
7 Attention. The train is not working as it is catching fire! We apologise for any inconvenience.
8 We have received reports of sightings of ghosts on london underground. If you see a ghost travelling on the london underground, please report this to a member of staff. Any ghosts attempting to travel without paying fares will be stopped immediately.

The London Underground probably is haunted.
Seriously though, I once came across a video recorded on Southern Rail at night where the train driver announced that anything paranormal should be reported, then turned off the lights and went "Woo! " over the intercom.

A good thing to try on the staff. Tourists first!

Haha! Love this! I bet the Americans love it too! A team of ghosthunters at the ready! Haha.
Love this list, Pos! =D

9 Pour lever to pour gravy on sausages located in driver's compartment.

Until they're drunk on it! Come on!

10 Obstruct the doors, cause delay and be dangerous
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