Top Ten Funniest Public Transport Signs

PositronWildhawk
The sign guy doesn't like you! Especially when going place to place!

The Top Ten

1 No eye contact! Penalty: £200.

The London Underground might as well have penalties for standing on the left of the escalators. - Rocko

Impossible on the London Underground, where I saw it. It always happens, and it's always awkward. - PositronWildhawk

I loved a lot of the items here, PWhawk! Yup, sure is awkward, this kind of thing... - HezarioSeth

2 Electric seating, for murderers, pedophiles and smelly commuters.
3 One direction film premiere in leicester square, tuesday 20th August. If you are travelling to leicester square, please beware that the area will be filled with pre-pubescent girls. Therefore, we advise that you avoid this area.

That's dangerous. And a film about One direction!? - Kiteretsunu

4 For a more efficient service, please alight to the next stop where a team of heavily drugged sloths will drag you to your destination.

Is it free of charge? No? Forget it. - PositronWildhawk

5 Pretend to be asleep and passengers will not ask you to move.
6 In case of train delay, please snap stress twig.
7 Attention. The train is not working as it is catching fire! We apologise for any inconvenience.
8 We have received reports of sightings of ghosts on london underground. If you see a ghost travelling on the london underground, please report this to a member of staff. Any ghosts attempting to travel without paying fares will be stopped immediately.

The London Underground probably is haunted.
Seriously though, I once came across a video recorded on Southern Rail at night where the train driver announced that anything paranormal should be reported, then turned off the lights and went "Woo! " over the intercom. - Rocko

A good thing to try on the staff. Tourists first! - PositronWildhawk

Haha! Love this! I bet the Americans love it too! A team of ghosthunters at the ready! Haha.
Love this list, Pos! =D - Britgirl

9 Pour lever to pour gravy on sausages located in driver's compartment.

Until they're drunk on it! Come on! - PositronWildhawk

"Is that a sausage in your pocket Mr. Driver? " - Rocko

10 Obstruct the doors, cause delay and be dangerous

Only in Peckham, folks. - Rocko

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1. No eye contact! Penalty: £200.
2. Electric seating, for murderers, pedophiles and smelly commuters.
3. One direction film premiere in leicester square, tuesday 20th August. If you are travelling to leicester square, please beware that the area will be filled with pre-pubescent girls. Therefore, we advise that you avoid this area.
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