Top 10 Funniest Punch-Out Wii Characters

The Top Ten

1 Aran Ryan

Punch-Out sucks. - TriggerTrashKid



2 Bear Hugger Bear Hugger is a Canadian lumberjack boxer who first appeared in the arcade version of Super Punch-Out!!

Funny for a combination of "Canada making fun of itself" and the pet squirrel that he brings into his Title Defense rematch - xandermartin98

3 Super Macho Man Super Macho Man is a fictional boxer in the Punch-Out video game series first appearing in the arcade version of Super Punch-Out!! as the WVBA World Champion, hes arrogant, cocky and a total show off.

Especially in Title Defense, where he's being actively pelted with food by the audience for how much of an egomaniacal jerk he is but still completely refuses to change his ways (also, RELEASE THE BOGUS, enough said)

He was funny as hell in Super Punch-Out too, but this just takes it to a WHOLE new level (need I mention his glute flex during his introduction scenes? ) - xandermartin98

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4 Von Kaiser A German boxer who first appeared in Mike Tyson's Punch-out!! for the original NES as the second opponent in the game, Kaiser would return along with several others characters in Punch-Outt!! for the Nintendo Wii, Kaiser is one of the easiest opponents next to Glass Joe as it doesn't take much to take more.

His crippling head-twitching habit, his clearly extreme cases of both warfare-induced PTSD and ADHD, his weird obsession with polishing his army boots, his giant goofy mustache combined with the fact that he wears suspenders, him cowering behind his gloves and crying out for his "MOMMY" in Contender mode, shouting "COMBAT BOOTS" as his introductory quote, yelling "CUCKOO" like a clock of the same name, collapsing to the ground in perfectly straight military position when knocked down, his ridiculously over-the-top corkscrew haymaker attack in Title Defense mode, et cetera - xandermartin98

5 Disco Kid

Anyone else being reminded of Ruby Rhod here, or is it just me? - xandermartin98

6 Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981. It is an early example of the platform game genre, as the gameplay focuses on maneuvering the main character across a series of platforms while dodging and jumping over obstacles.

Easily acts the goofiest out of all the fighters (and believe me, in a game with characters like Von Kaiser, Disco Kid and Aran Ryan, THAT is saying something) - xandermartin98

7 Glass Joe

My dad raged on him

Calling him "hilariously pathetic" is quite the understatement to put it lightly, especially when he ends up having to cheat in easily THE most ridiculously extreme way out of all of the fighters besides Soda Popinski's (wearing headgear during the match) just to stand a chance against you in Title Defense - xandermartin98

8 Doc Louis Jerome "Doc" Louis is a fictional character from the Punch-Out!! series as Little Mac's trainer and mentor a former heavyweight boxing champion who loves chocolate bars and gives useful advise to Mac between rounds.

"Yo, what's your favorite type of flower? Mine's CHOCOLATE" - xandermartin98

You gotta love Doc Louis. - The01Bro

9 Soda Popinski Soda Popinski is a fictional Russian boxer from Nintendo's Punch-Out!! He first appeared in the arcade version of Super Punch-Out!! in 1984 under the name Vodka Drunkenski before being renamed Soda Popinski in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! for censorship reasons. Soda's offense consists of throwing super more.

Easily the single most ridiculously over-the-top stereotype in the entire game besides Bear Hugger and Aran Ryan (not to mention Mr. Sandman, Glass Joe, Great Tiger and basically all of the other enemy fighters), Soda Popinski is an obscenely prototypical Russian bodybuilder meat-head who has dedicated literally his ENTIRE life to drinking as much, I mean, SODA as humanly possible, and dear GOD does it show in his hilariously drunken and sloppy fighting style.
Despite his punches appearing to be ridiculously unskilled and telegraphed at first glance in Contender mode, however, he becomes so INSANELY fast in Title Defense that pretty much the ONLY feasible way to defeat him at that point is to TKO him immediately in the first round.
Despite all of that, however, the way that he nurses his, ahem, SODA bottles like baby bottles during fights is still absolutely priceless to say the least - xandermartin98

10 Bald Bull Bald Bull is a fictional character in the Punch-Out!! video game series created by Nintendo. Depicted as a bald Turkish boxer from Istanbul, he serves as a non-playable opponent who fights Little Mac.

"Say, Little Mac, did Doc Louis ever teach you how to get SPANKED?! " - xandermartin98

The Contenders

11 Pepe the Frog

Why does this exist

12 King Hippo King Hippo is a fictional boxer from Nintendo's Punch-Out!! series. King Hippo first appeared on the Nintendo Entertainment System game Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!, as the second competitor in the Major Circuit.
13 Piston Honda

Dem triceps bro.

14 Mr. Sandman

"I'm gonna eat you for a bedtime snack, (Big) Mac" - xandermartin98

15 Don Flamenco
16 Great Tiger A fictional boxer from India from the Punch-Out series first appearing in the arcade version of Super Punch-Out in 1984, in later games he has mystical powers that he uses to teleport & summon clones in order to confuse the players making him one of the most trickiest opponents to fight.
17 Giga Mac
18 Female Villager
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