Top 10 Funniest Punch-Out Wii Characters
The Top Ten
Punch-Out sucks. - TriggerTrashKid
"IF YE LIE DOWN WITH DOGS, YE'LL RISE UP WITH FLEAS! "
"KEEP HITTING ME! I LOVE IT! "
"YOU'RE PRETTY LIKE MY SISTER! "
"BET YOU GOT CHEESEBURGERS IN THOSE GLOVES, EH, MAC?! " - xandermartin98
Funny for a combination of "Canada making fun of itself" and the pet squirrel that he brings into his Title Defense rematch - xandermartin98
Especially in Title Defense, where he's being actively pelted with food by the audience for how much of an egomaniacal jerk he is but still completely refuses to change his ways (also, RELEASE THE BOGUS, enough said)
He was funny as hell in Super Punch-Out too, but this just takes it to a WHOLE new level (need I mention his glute flex during his introduction scenes? ) - xandermartin98
What is that! 1
His crippling head-twitching habit, his clearly extreme cases of both warfare-induced PTSD and ADHD, his weird obsession with polishing his army boots, his giant goofy mustache combined with the fact that he wears suspenders, him cowering behind his gloves and crying out for his "MOMMY" in Contender mode, shouting "COMBAT BOOTS" as his introductory quote, yelling "CUCKOO" like a clock of the same name, collapsing to the ground in perfectly straight military position when knocked down, his ridiculously over-the-top corkscrew haymaker attack in Title Defense mode, et cetera - xandermartin98
Anyone else being reminded of Ruby Rhod here, or is it just me? - xandermartin98
Easily acts the goofiest out of all the fighters (and believe me, in a game with characters like Von Kaiser, Disco Kid and Aran Ryan, THAT is saying something) - xandermartin98
My dad raged on him
Calling him "hilariously pathetic" is quite the understatement to put it lightly, especially when he ends up having to cheat in easily THE most ridiculously extreme way out of all of the fighters besides Soda Popinski's (wearing headgear during the match) just to stand a chance against you in Title Defense - xandermartin98
"Yo, what's your favorite type of flower? Mine's CHOCOLATE" - xandermartin98
You gotta love Doc Louis. - The01Bro
Easily the single most ridiculously over-the-top stereotype in the entire game besides Bear Hugger and Aran Ryan (not to mention Mr. Sandman, Glass Joe, Great Tiger and basically all of the other enemy fighters), Soda Popinski is an obscenely prototypical Russian bodybuilder meat-head who has dedicated literally his ENTIRE life to drinking as much vodka...er, I mean, SODA as humanly possible, and dear GOD does it show in his hilariously drunken and sloppy fighting style.
Despite his punches appearing to be ridiculously unskilled and telegraphed at first glance in Contender mode, however, he becomes so INSANELY fast in Title Defense that pretty much the ONLY feasible way to defeat him at that point is to TKO him immediately in the first round.
Despite all of that, however, the way that he nurses his, ahem, SODA bottles like baby bottles during fights is still absolutely priceless to say the least - xandermartin98
"Say, Little Mac, did Doc Louis ever teach you how to get SPANKED?! " - xandermartin98
Why does this exist
Dem triceps bro.
"I'm gonna eat you for a bedtime snack, (Big) Mac" - xandermartin98