Top Ten Funniest Quotes by Adam Sandler

The Top Ten

1 I have a Hockey Record, I took off my skate once and tried to stab someone with it, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

2 I drew a blue duck before because I've never seen one and to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck

3 Some of us will never find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy. And that lady with the sideburns. And pretty much everybody at table 9.

4 Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

5 I don't want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

6 I'm cool but the dude at table 7 not so much

7 Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool.

8 T-T-T Today Junior!

9 You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?

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