Top Ten Funniest Quotes by Jim Carrey

The Top Ten
1 Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes.
2 But, you know, you can't be a star at home.
3 If I'm not back in 5 min. just keep waiting!
4 My report card always says, "Jim finishes first then disrupts other students."
5 Maybe there is no place called hell. Maybe hell is just your grandparents eating a sandwich and breathing though their noses
6 Hey maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number is still 911 right? Alllrighty then.
7 Somebody help me I'm being spontaneous!
8 If we ever get married(Lauren and Jim) We're going to put helmets on each other from a hundred yards and smash together like rams
9 Warning, A**holes Are Closer Than They Appear
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