Top 10 Funniest Quotes to Say to a Random Person

The Top Ten

1 If I Had a Dollar for Every Brain You Didn’t Have, I’d Have One Dollar
2 My Name is Not Rick!!!
3 My Face! My Face! Well Also My Leg, but Mostly My Face!
4 Not on Your Life Sport
5 Who’s the Doctor Here?
6 You Forgot the Pickles
7 I Burned My Hand! at Night
8 Imagination!
9 Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

10 Is This the Krusty Krab?

No! This is Patrick!

The Contenders

11 How dare you attack the son of Odin!

I understood that reference. - TheFourthWorld

12 What’s up? A Chickens ass when it eats
13 FINLAND!
14 Where’s the leak ma’am?
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