Top Ten Funniest Quotes and Sayingsanonymous There are too many of them for them NOT to be put in a list.
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This reminds me of someone at my school - funnyuser
And that's why we need to have girls as our prime ministersV 1 Comment
Now I get it. its funny because R.H. Grenier is making a generalization about generalizations. HYPOCRITE ALERT!V 1 Comment
I love I out of all of the others
I remember this from Terraria
Every man knows this... A creedo
AWESOMEV 1 Comment
A amen that is so true?
Yup that's how it should stay
Seriously? I thought you guys were better than that. Gays are human, too, you know. - SansTheComic
"Hey, Steve, who are your parents? "
"Now we have proof..." - GrapeJuiceK
Who made this quote exactly?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE QUOTE
I know funny, and this is funny... Think about it!
This.makes.no.sense.at.all.V 1 Comment
Love this one!
Awesome! This is my home screen! Deserves to be higher up.
That's really funny, good on you!
How is this NOT number one again? Oh yeah people think the 3rd page is unlucky.
ImpressiveV 1 Comment
I agree this is a saying to stop sexism
Sad, but true, Sheldon. Sad, but true.
I love this quote from Big Bang Theory
:Knock knock: Penny! :Knock knock: Penny! - PopcornPelican
I remember this episodeV 5 Comments
That's stupid. -. -
Say that to all my friends when they laugh last
That's so true
This makes no sense, unless I'm missing something.
Well of course they are
Laugh out loud NOW I get it
Really!? No... - PianoQueenV 3 Comments
Laugh out loud thos should really be higher up its awesome
Ellen didn't say this. This quote has been around far longer than her.
I won't say that it is funny.. But inspiring.. It is a way of seeing things differently.
That sounds like something I'd say. - PianoQueen
This one is amazing I'm definitely gonna use this one
I sometimes say that, hahaV 1 Comment
How is this so low
Its going to be hard to get it up - wren6
How the heck is this a quote let alone a funny one it's stupud.
I wish more people would live by this saying
Very true come on people give this one a like
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2. I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. - Demetri Martin
3. I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names. - Demitri Martin
2. A boy looked into his parent's bedroom, saying, "And she gets mad when I suck my thumb!"
3. A lot of gay men stay in the closet because they are interested in fashion - George Carlin
2. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite
3. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill
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