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Thanks, floor. - SansTheComic
That is very enthiusiastic from part of the floor!
The first person to say that. so sweet. - AnonymousChick
Love that movie
That's cruel but true
This is the funiest of all why lie...
Isn't that a Danisnotonfire quote?
No way! Could've never guessed that stair accidents happen on stairs!V 2 Comments
Am I the only one finds this hilarious? - PianoQueen
This ffor some reason is really funny. I don't know why. it just is. - AnonymousChick
Shouldn't be isn't afraid of everything instead of doesn'tV 1 Comment
Obviously a man Quote.
Hey, at least they didn't guarantee double your garbage back, cause their business is always picking up!
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2. I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. - Demetri Martin
3. I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names. - Demitri Martin
2. A boy looked into his parent's bedroom, saying, "And she gets mad when I suck my thumb!"
3. A lot of gay men stay in the closet because they are interested in fashion - George Carlin
2. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite
3. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill
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