Top Ten Funniest Real Estate Signs

The Top Ten

1 This property is a farm. Farms have animals. Animals make funny sounds, smell bad and have sex outdoors. Unless you can tolerate noise, odours and outdoor sex, don't buy property next to a farm!

Let's hope this sign wasn't talking about one type of farm animal with another. Especially for the last part.

2 House for sale, by owner, because my neighbour's an arsehole!

Seems legit, this. I can certainly relate to it.

3 Must sell. Lost job. Can't pay mortgage. Wife left, took dog. House a gem except for asbestos. Best offer.

I love the part... Took dog... I feel really sorry for that man but at the same time, I feel joy for your list.
Great list!

Wow. He must really be having a tough time selling this place.

4 Reduced! But not stupid or desperate.

5 Not haunted.

A very important thing to consider.

6 For sale; mice included.

7 Buy a $450,000 home for only $750,000!

An amazing offer for mathematical morons everywhere!

Because bigger is better!

In return dumb ass

8 Girls for rent!

This sign can be explained by the fact that this covered a sign saying "Girls football" (missing the apostrophe).

9 Free pizza with purchase of house!

The 450,000$ is definitely worth it.

10 For Sale: The Nut House!

The Contenders

11 For Sale. Demons and Ghosts included

This would be cool

12 House for sale; inside included

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