Top Ten Funniest Real Estate Signs

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The Top Ten

1 This property is a farm. Farms have animals. Animals make funny sounds, smell bad and have sex outdoors. Unless you can tolerate noise, odours and outdoor sex, don't buy property next to a farm!

Let's hope this sign wasn't talking about one type of farm animal with another. Especially for the last part. - PositronWildhawk

2 House for sale, by owner, because my neighbour's an arsehole!

Seems legit, this. I can certainly relate to it. - PositronWildhawk

Haha! Love this, Pos! Simple truth. - Britgirl

3 Must sell. Lost job. Can't pay mortgage. Wife left, took dog. House a gem except for asbestos. Best offer.

I love the part... Took dog... I feel really sorry for that man but at the same time, I feel joy for your list.
Great list! - Kiteretsunu

Wow. He must really be having a tough time selling this place. - PositronWildhawk

4 Reduced! But not stupid or desperate.
5 Not haunted.

A very important thing to consider. - PositronWildhawk

6 For sale; mice included.
7 Buy a $450,000 home for only $750,000!

An amazing offer for mathematical morons everywhere! - PositronWildhawk

Because bigger is better! - GrapeJuiceK

In return dumb ass

8 Girls for rent!

This sign can be explained by the fact that this covered a sign saying "Girls football" (missing the apostrophe). - PositronWildhawk

9 Free pizza with purchase of house!

The 450,000$ is definitely worth it. - ethanmeinster

10 For Sale: The Nut House!

The Contenders

11 House for sale; inside included
12 For Sale. Demons and Ghosts included
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List Stats

12 listings
4 years, 226 days old

Top Remixes

1. This property is a farm. Farms have animals. Animals make funny sounds, smell bad and have sex outdoors. Unless you can tolerate noise, odours and outdoor sex, don't buy property next to a farm!
2. House for sale, by owner, because my neighbour's an arsehole!
3. Must sell. Lost job. Can't pay mortgage. Wife left, took dog. House a gem except for asbestos. Best offer.
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