Top 10 Funniest Reasons to Not Do Homework
A sequel to Top Ten Stupidest Reasons To Not Do Your Homework.Teacher : Why didn't you do your homework last night
Boy : He was dating Jesscia Biel so I had to stop him before Justin Timberlake beat him.
Teacher : It worse than my 88 year old father dating Nicki Minaj.
Teacher : Ricky, why isn't your homework on my desk?
Ricky : I met Dora at Comic Con and got her autograph.
Teacher : What?
Teacher : Why isn't your homework done miss?
Girl : My brother was threatening me for my Beyonce posters and albums
Teacher jaw drops : Get your butt to detention.
Teacher: WHY IS YOUR HOMEWORK NOT DONE?!?!?
Sister : Because my little sister overflowed the toilet with her stinkin poop!
Teacher : Too much information here.
Teacher : Where's your reading, writing and math homework?
Boy : My cat licked them for 13 hours
Teacher : *mutters* Awkward!