Top Ten Funniest Reasons "Why We Don't Do It In the Road "

This list was inspired by the beetles song "why don't we do it in the road "."it "means to give out excreta over here,just saying.
The Top Ten
1 A snake may bite you on the road
2 A car may run over you in the road
3 People may die with some odour on the road

Wow great reasons right

4 Your stuff may be burn the road
5 It may cause a massive war to rage down on the road
6 Back will be covered with stones

This is a valid reason

7 The smell will reach into space and cause satellites to crash on the road
8 It may lead to radiation leakage on the road
9 You may slip and smash your face on it
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