Top Ten Funniest Road Signs

The Top Ten
1 Water on road during rain.

Haha love your new lists about signs

Oh dry up!
This is funny. Thank you! Haha.

2 Connecticut Welcomes You! Birthplace of George W. Bush. We apologize.

At what point did they add "we apologise"?

3 Correctional Facility Area. Please do not pick up hitchhikers.
4 Some assh*** talking on his cell phone just got creamed.
5 Reproduction Area for next 2km. Do not disturb kangaroos.

I can imagine how funny this would be if someone stuck this one somewhere outside of Australia.

6 Take the Second Exit. Oops, no, I meant the first. You'll have to go round again. Look, I said I was sorry.

If you live in the UK, and you get a sign like this as you drive along with no idea where you're headed, you'll probably no longer be able to avoid using a swear word in every sentence.

7 (Next to broken safety barrier) "Learn to fly!"
8 Do not stick your elbow out too far. It might go home in another car.
9 I dare you to make a left turn. You won't.
10 Do not gossip. Let him drive.
The Contenders
11 Sudden Gunfire
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