Top Ten Funniest Santiago Sex Tape Titles from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Again, with the childlike imagination of Jake Peralta, he has often picked on his colleague and crush, Amy Santiago, by using her quotes as passively insulting sex tape titles. Here are the ones which I think are the funniest. Don't judge me for this. That could be one!

The Top Ten

1 It was slightly less unbearable with you.


2 I'm terrible at this, when can we stop?

I honestly love the sex tape titles in the show. Thanks for jotting them all down in a list. I can recall the moments when each item of this list was presented in the show - styLIShT

3 Better not bite me in the ass.
4 It's not your fault, I was terrible.
5 I'm with someone, and nothing's going to happen.
6 But seriously, what is taking so long?
7 Uh oh, I hope it doesn't get too sexual.
8 Blast of cold air coming out of that box.
9 Kind, sober, and fully dressed.
10 I'm sorry about last night.

The Contenders

11 I hope it wasn't a mistake
12 Why doesn't your mouth work?
13 One more "but" and you'll be in contempt
14 I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces
15 I can't find anything and I don't know what to do
16 I'm so confused, I don't know what's happening right now
17 Not even going to touch that
18 Oh my god, I'm shaking, I'm probably going to cry
19 My mother has a fantastic basement.
20 I came alone!
21 I could go on and on and on.
22 That's not how holes work
23 But why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant? (Title of your sex-tant tape.)

As Jake said, that didn't work at all, but I love how Boyle attempted it. - PositronWildhawk

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