Top Ten Funniest Santiago Sex Tape Titles from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Again, with the childlike imagination of Jake Peralta, he has often picked on his colleague and crush, Amy Santiago, by using her quotes as passively insulting sex tape titles. Here are the ones which I think are the funniest. Don't judge me for this. That could be one!

The Top Ten

1 It was slightly less unbearable with you.

Lovely

2 I'm terrible at this, when can we stop?

A:I'm terrible at this when can we stop? J:I'm terrible at this when can we stop- A:I know, I know, title of my sextape J:Hm well done.

I honestly love the sex tape titles in the show. Thanks for jotting them all down in a list. I can recall the moments when each item of this list was presented in the show - styLIShT

3 Better not bite me in the ass.
4 It's not your fault, I was terrible.
5 I'm with someone, and nothing's going to happen.
6 But seriously, what is taking so long?
7 Uh oh, I hope it doesn't get too sexual.

The way Jake pops his head out of the car's window and suddenly says this lmao always gets me

8 Kind, sober, and fully dressed.
9 Blast of cold air coming out of that box.
10 I'm sorry about last night.

The Contenders

11 I hope it wasn't a mistake
12 I came alone!
13 Why doesn't your mouth work?
14 One more "but" and you'll be in contempt
15 I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces
16 I can't find anything and I don't know what to do
17 I'm so confused, I don't know what's happening right now
18 Not even going to touch that
19 Oh my god, I'm shaking, I'm probably going to cry
20 My mother has a fantastic basement.
21 I could go on and on and on.
22 That's not how holes work
23 But why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant? (Title of your sex-tant tape.)

As Jake said, that didn't work at all, but I love how Boyle attempted it. - PositronWildhawk

24 I'm sorry about tonight
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2. I'm terrible at this, when can we stop?
3. Better not bite me in the ass.
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