Funniest and Most Savage Quotes from U.S Presidents
This is a list of quotes from U.S Presidents that are funny and savage.The Top Ten
1 If I were two-faced would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln
Savage President
2 Why can't I just eat my waffle? - Barack Obama
This is totally true! Basically I am like Obama, but as a female teenager.
Imagine your friend says this when you talk to him at lunch
Obama at his best
3 Every time you walk down the street, people are saying "You're fired!" - Donald Trump
Even though Trump sucks, it's funny.
4 Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time - Lyndon B. Johnson
Another savage President quote
5 I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President. - Bill Clinton
Well then, guess we found out Bill was one of those Big Mac fans
6 Water. - Ulysses S. Grant
This is his last word, water. Funny last word.
7 I am not fit for this office and should never have been here - Warren G. Harding
Then why did you sign up for the presidency?
8 If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry Truman
9 I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
This is another presidential roast lol
10 Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. - Lyndon B. Johnson
Lyndon what has gotten into you!?
The Contenders
11 Because you'd be in jail - Donald Trump
No, I'm afraid YOU'D be the one in jail, you piece of criminal scum!
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