Funniest and Most Savage Quotes from U.S Presidents

This is a list of quotes from U.S Presidents that are funny and savage.
The Top Ten
1 If I were two-faced would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

Savage President

2 Why can't I just eat my waffle? - Barack Obama

This is totally true! Basically I am like Obama, but as a female teenager.

Imagine your friend says this when you talk to him at lunch

Obama at his best

3 Every time you walk down the street, people are saying "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Even though Trump sucks, it's funny.

4 Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time - Lyndon B. Johnson

Another savage President quote

5 I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President. - Bill Clinton

Well then, guess we found out Bill was one of those Big Mac fans

6 Water. - Ulysses S. Grant

This is his last word, water. Funny last word.

7 I am not fit for this office and should never have been here - Warren G. Harding

Then why did you sign up for the presidency?

8 If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry Truman
9 I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

This is another presidential roast lol

10 Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Lyndon what has gotten into you!?

The Contenders
11 Because you'd be in jail - Donald Trump

No, I'm afraid YOU'D be the one in jail, you piece of criminal scum!

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