Funniest and Most Savage Quotes from U.S Presidents

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This is a list of quotes from U.S Presidents that are funny and savage.

The Top Ten

1 If I were two-faced would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln

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2 Why can't I just eat my waffle? - Barack Obama

Imagine your friend says this when you talk to him at lunch - TeamRocket747

This is totally true! Basically I am like Obama, but as a female teenager. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

Obama at his best - TwilightKitsune

3 Every time you walk down the street, people are saying "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Even though Trump sucks, it's funny. - TeamRocket747

4 Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time - Lyndon B. Johnson

Another savage President quote - TeamRocket747

5 I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President. - Bill Clinton

Well then, guess we found out Bill was one of those Big Mac fans - TeamRocket747

6 Water. - Ulysses S. Grant

This is his last word, water. Funny last word. - TeamRocket747

7 I am not fit for this office and should never have been here - Warren G. Harding

Then why did you sign up for the presidency? - TeamRocket747

8 If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry Truman

"HARRY TRUMAN WEIRD LITTLE HUMAN" -Animaniacs - TeamRocket747

9 I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

This is another presidential roast lol - TeamRocket747

10 Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Lyndon what has gotten into you!? - TeamRocket747

The Contenders

11 Because you'd be in jail - Donald Trump
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1. If I were two-faced would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln
2. Every time you walk down the street, people are saying "You're fired!" - Donald Trump
3. Why can't I just eat my waffle? - Barack Obama
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