Top Ten Funniest Science Related Pick-up Lines

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The Top Ten

1 With Schrödinger's Cat Within My Heart, Don't Break It Between Realities
2 Hey, Babe, I Can Give You the Full Spin, and We Can Do Everything Together, and Accumulate In One State.
3 Hey, Babe, Without Tunneling, We Probably Wouldn't Have Fusion.

I love the nature of this one. But it is quite crude, isn't it? - PositronWildhawk

4 I’m Attracted to You So Strongly, Scientists Will Have to Develop a Fifth Fundamental Force.

This is awesome! Oh my gosh! I should note this one down. Would be great for future reference ( If I ever get a geeky girlfriend, but this would work on any girl. ) - Kiteretsunu

5 Look at the Time We Had Together. As We Grew, It All Seemed to Be In Another Stream of Time.
6 You Know... It’s Not the Length of the Vector That Counts… It’s How You Apply the Force!
7 I've Checked Out Your Quantum Numbers. Same As Mine. Wanna Get Entangled?

I'm more blinded by science than love. Go away you fool. Entangle your numbers elsewhere. - Britgirl

8 Like Two Separate Thermodynamic Systems, If We Make Contact, We Move To Equilibrium.
9 Pauli's Principle Wouldn't Exclude You.

No, really, this might just work. - PositronWildhawk

10 Are you sure you're a lepton? It's just that this attraction is strong.

The Contenders

11 Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon because you're FIne

I'm sorry, I had to add this one! - keycha1n

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1. With Schrödinger's Cat Within My Heart, Don't Break It Between Realities
2. Hey, Babe, I Can Give You the Full Spin, and We Can Do Everything Together, and Accumulate In One State.
3. Hey, Babe, Without Tunneling, We Probably Wouldn't Have Fusion.
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