Funniest Sergeant Stacker Quotes from Halo 2

Looks like I'm going to make a series out of this. These quotes (and other unusual lines spoken by NPCs) can be heard more readily with the IWHBYD skull turned on.

Sergeant Stacker is the marine with the Southern accent. He appeared in the Halo 2 Anniversary extra cutscene, "Another Day at the Beach."
Fun fact: He is named after his voice actor, Pete Stacker.

The Top Ten

1 "Too ugly to live. Open Up!"

2 "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?"

3 "When you're cursing, put the emphasis on the curse word."

4 "You make my mother-in-law look pretty!"

5 "You're gonna look like a SPLAT on my windshield, big bluuee!"

6 "You don't have to wait for Simon says!"

7 "Usin' BOTH hands, an idea whose time has COME!"

8 "When you're finished goin' to the bathroom, come on out and meet me!"

9 "That's fine an' all but you still owe me 20 bucks."

10 "That'll be one dollar for the first minute and ten cents after that."

The Contenders

11 "I'm sorry, did you really MEAN to be that bad?"

12 "Haven't you blue idiots learned anything yet?"

13 "No one said freeze tag!"

14 "Does the word 'training' mean anything?"

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