Top Ten Funniest Shop / Store Names

All of these shops /stores are real. Some I know what they sell. Others? Well, I think it's best to be ignorant...

Have one you know of? Please add! But they must be real.

The Top Ten

1 Sofa King (Furniture)

This is actually in my town. Their slogan is: *ahem* "Our prices are Sofa King low"... I kid you not. - Britgirl

Where is refrigerator queen - Nateawesomeness

2 Pussies and Bitches (Pet Shop and Grooming)

Thought u were against swearing? - Nateawesomeness

3 Hand Job (Nails and Spa)

What job does the hand have,nah jk it's a sacrifice - Nateawesomeness

4 Floaters (Balloons and Crafts Store)

Balloons float,because their birds *The THE MORE YOU KNOW SCREEN APPERS* - Nateawesomeness

5 Lick-Her Shop (Liquor Store)

A clever play on words, there. - Britgirl

Lick the liquor,it's only an ice cream flavor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Nateawesomeness

BG: Believe I once met the proprietor, a Ms.Venus Aiken. She was a bit older by then, and a tad absinthe-minded.

6 Doggie Styles (Dog Grooming)

Dogs have style in gromming to,my awful jokes don't - Nateawesomeness

7 Dirty Dicks Crab House (Seafood Store)

Noo, this can't be true! LOL - Metal_Treasure

Their slogan (or so I believe) is: "I got my crabs from Dirty Dicks Crab store." - Britgirl

Carry on ladies - Nateawesomeness

Their motto: "Come hungry. You'll be itchin' to come again."

8 Condomania (Japanese Store)

Guess what they sell... - Muffet13

9 There is No Love (Buffet)

And it’s in a really normal-looking font. - Muffet13

10 F**koffee (Coffee Shop)

This is my cough, not yours, my organisms stole my lollipop, their the ones that need to suffer, not you - Nateawesomeness

Take a coffee and kindly f**k offee. - Swellow

BG: Starbucks pretty much says the same thing by charging $5.00 for a fifty-cent cuppa joe.

The Contenders

11 The Codfather (Fish N Chips)

They'll make you a baccala you can't refuse. <):~€


12 Athlete’s Foot (Shoe Shop)
13 Butt Sandwiches (Sandwich Shop)

Sandwich shop in my town. Which I never frequent. Somehow I'm never hungry when I pass it... - Britgirl

14 A Salt & Battery (Fish N Chip Shop)
15 Glory Hole (Church Centre)
16 Mammoth Erection (Scaffold Erection and Dismantle Service)

I guess Donkey Kong ain't the only one who can expand his dong! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

17 Big Dick's Halfway Inn (Bar)

Just who added this genius? This is so funny! - Britgirl


18 Dick's Sporting Goods (Sports Store)

This list is so funny! - Metal_Treasure

19 The Athletes Foot (Sports Store)
20 Kids Exchange (Clothing Store)

A coincidental logo in lowercase and squashed in made the story sound like "kidsexchange". - Swellow

21 Fuk Mi (Sushi & Seafood Buffet)
22 Sure-Lock Homes (Locksmith)

I guess it's not technically a shop, but the name is gold. - PetSounds

23 Major Tom's Ground Control (Lawn Care)
24 Clever Dicks (Jewlery)
25 Thai Tanic (Restaurant)
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