Top Ten Funniest Shop / Store NamesAll of these shops /stores are real. Some I know what they sell. Others? Well, I think it's best to be ignorant...
Have one you know of? Please add! But they must be real.
The Top Ten
This is actually in my town. Their slogan is: *ahem* "Our prices are Sofa King low"... I kid you not. - Britgirl
Where is refrigerator queen - Nateawesomeness
Thought u were against swearing? - Nateawesomeness
What job does the hand have,nah jk it's a sacrifice - Nateawesomeness
Balloons float,because their birds *The THE MORE YOU KNOW SCREEN APPERS* - Nateawesomeness
A clever play on words, there. - Britgirl
Lick the liquor,it's only an ice cream flavor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Nateawesomeness
BG: Believe I once met the proprietor, a Ms.Venus Aiken. She was a bit older by then, and a tad absinthe-minded.
Dogs have style in gromming to,my awful jokes don't - Nateawesomeness
Noo, this can't be true! LOL - Metal_Treasure
Their slogan (or so I believe) is: "I got my crabs from Dirty Dicks Crab store." - Britgirl
Carry on ladies - Nateawesomeness
Their motto: "Come hungry. You'll be itchin' to come again."
Guess what they sell... - Muffet13
And it’s in a really normal-looking font. - Muffet13
This is my cough, not yours, my organisms stole my lollipop, their the ones that need to suffer, not you - Nateawesomeness
Take a coffee and kindly f**k offee. - Swellow
BG: Starbucks pretty much says the same thing by charging $5.00 for a fifty-cent cuppa joe.
They'll make you a baccala you can't refuse. <):~€
Vanderhar=CONFIRMED - ONHOLIDAY
Sandwich shop in my town. Which I never frequent. Somehow I'm never hungry when I pass it... - Britgirl
I guess Donkey Kong ain't the only one who can expand his dong! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Just who added this genius? This is so funny! - Britgirl
HAHAA THIS IS GENIUS. - Swellow
This list is so funny! - Metal_Treasure
A coincidental logo in lowercase and squashed in made the story sound like "kidsexchange". - Swellow
I guess it's not technically a shop, but the name is gold. - PetSounds