Top Ten Funniest Shop / Store Names

All of these shops /stores are real. Some I know what they sell. Others? Well, I think it's best to be ignorant...

Have one you know of? Please add! But they must be real.

The Top Ten

Sofa King (Furniture)

This is actually in my town. Their slogan is: *ahem* "Our prices are Sofa King low"... I kid you not.

Where is refrigerator queen

Pussies and Bitches (Pet Shop and Grooming)

Thought u were against swearing?

Hand Job (Nails and Spa)

What job does the hand have,nah jk it's a sacrifice

Lick-Her Shop (Liquor Store)

BG: Believe I once met the proprietor, a Ms.Venus Aiken. She was a bit older by then, and a tad absinthe-minded.

A clever play on words, there.

Lick the liquor,it's only an ice cream flavor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Doggie Styles (Dog Grooming)

Dogs have style in gromming to,my awful jokes don't

Dirty Dicks Crab House (Seafood Store)

Their slogan (or so I believe) is: "I got my crabs from Dirty Dicks Crab store."

Their motto: "Come hungry. You'll be itchin' to come again."

Noo, this can't be true! LOL

Carry on ladies

Floaters (Balloons and Crafts Store)

Balloons float,because their birds *The THE MORE YOU KNOW SCREEN APPERS*

The Codfather (Fish N Chips)

They'll make you a baccala you can't refuse. <):~€

F**koffee (Coffee Shop)

BG: Starbucks pretty much says the same thing by charging $5.00 for a fifty-cent cuppa joe.

This is my cough, not yours, my organisms stole my lollipop, their the ones that need to suffer, not you

Butt Sandwiches (Sandwich Shop)

Sandwich shop in my town. Which I never frequent. Somehow I'm never hungry when I pass it...

The Contenders

Mammoth Erection (Scaffold Erection and Dismantle Service)

I guess Donkey Kong ain't the only one who can expand his dong!

Big Dick's Halfway Inn (Bar)

Just who added this genius? This is so funny!

There is No Love (Buffet)

And it’s in a really normal-looking font.

Condomania (Japanese Store)

Guess what they sell...

Dick's Sporting Goods (Sports Store)

This list is so funny!

The Athletes Foot (Sports Store)
Glory Hole (Church Centre)
A Salt & Battery (Fish N Chip Shop)
Kids Exchange (Clothing Store)

A coincidental logo in lowercase and squashed in made the story sound like "kidsexchange".

Fuk Mi (Sushi & Seafood Buffet)
Sure-Lock Homes (Locksmith)

I guess it's not technically a shop, but the name is gold.

Major Tom's Ground Control (Lawn Care)
Clever Dicks (Jewlery)
Thai Tanic (Restaurant)
Athlete’s Foot (Shoe Shop)
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