Top Ten Funniest Shop / Store Names

All of these shops /stores are real. Some I know what they sell. Others? Well, I think it's best to be ignorant...

Have one you know of? Please add! But they must be real.

The Top Ten

1 Sofa King (Furniture)

This is actually in my town. Their slogan is: *ahem* "Our prices are Sofa King low"... I kid you not.

2 Pussies and Bitches (Pet Shop and Grooming)

3 Hand Job (Nails and Spa)

4 Doggie Styles (Dog Grooming)

5 Lick-Her Shop (Liquor Store)

BG: Believe I once met the proprietor, a Ms.Venus Aiken. She was a bit older by then, and a tad absinthe-minded.

6 Dirty Dicks Crab House (Seafood Store)

Their slogan (or so I believe) is: "I got my crabs from Dirty Dicks Crab store."

7 Floaters (Balloons and Crafts Store)

8 The Codfather (Fish N Chips)

9 F**koffee (Coffee Shop)

BG: Starbucks pretty much says the same thing by charging $5.00 for a fifty-cent cuppa joe.

This is my cough, not yours, my organisms stole my lollipop, their the ones that need to suffer, not you

10 Mammoth Erection (Scaffold Erection and Dismantle Service)

I guess Donkey Kong ain't the only one who can expand his dong!

The Contenders

11 Big Dick's Halfway Inn (Bar)

Just who added this genius? This is so funny!

12 There is No Love (Buffet)

And it's in a really normal-looking font.

13 Condomania (Japanese Store)

Guess what they sell...

14 Pho King (Vietnamese Restaurant)

15 Butt Sandwiches (Sandwich Shop)

Sandwich shop in my town. Which I never frequent. Somehow I'm never hungry when I pass it...

16 Dick's Sporting Goods (Sports Store)

17 The Athletes Foot (Sports Store)

18 Glory Hole (Church Centre)

19 A Salt & Battery (Fish N Chip Shop)

20 Kids Exchange (Clothing Store)

21 Fuk Mi (Sushi & Seafood Buffet)

22 Sure-Lock Homes (Locksmith)

I guess it's not technically a shop, but the name is gold.

23 Major Tom's Ground Control (Lawn Care)

24 Clever Dicks (Jewlery)

25 Thai Tanic (Restaurant)

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