Funniest Signs Around the World

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The Top Ten

1 Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail. Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.

Lol! These signs are hilarious! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

2 PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you. PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

At least it's giving priority to animals... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!! You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!!

This one is the best, lol, and the most obnoxious.

Haha, this programmer is kinda nasty. - Metal_Treasure

4 If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge

Oh. I had no idea. - TwilightKitsune

5 25mph Pee Limit 25mph Pee Limit

What's the punishment for breaking the Pee limit? - TwilightKitsune

Oh, no! I left my peedometer home and what I'm gonna do now... (obviously, the word on the sign was originally 's-pee-d') - Metal_Treasure

PEE limit? X-D - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

6 Welcome to Accident Welcome to Accident

Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland, US. - Metal_Treasure

7 Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it. Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it.

Super List! - mpKarthik

8 ! Sudden Gunfire ! Sudden Gunfire
9 Welcome to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! Welcome to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is a town in Quebec, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

10 TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH. $200 FINE. Newcastle Tramway Authority TOUCHING
WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH. $200 FINE. Newcastle Tramway Authority

...And fines have to be paid in advance? - Metal_Treasure

Because you can still pay even when you're dead. Not.

The Newcomers

? Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention
? Butt Drugs, Inc. Butt Drugs, Inc.

A quote from their home page (Indiana, US):
"Welcome to Butt Drugs, your local hometown pharmacy since 1952, featuring an old-fashioned soda fountain! Located in Harrison County, in Downtown Corydon.
Sign up for our e-mail list and get your Butt Drugs Fix! " - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

11 Don't Let Worries Kill You. Let The Church Help Don't Let Worries Kill You. Let The Church Help

Looks like we found another reason to hate the religious right, lol. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Yeah, it's better to be killed by the church than by worries... - Metal_Treasure

12 Drive Carefully. Hospital 250 km ahead
13 Emergency Phone: 174 kilometers ahead Emergency Phone: 174 kilometers ahead
14 BEWARE! Wild Animals/Children BEWARE! Wild Animals/Children

This should be in preschools - TwilightKitsune

15 Drunken People Crossing Drunken People Crossing
16 Welcome to INTERCOURSE. Lancaster county, Pennsylvania Welcome to INTERCOURSE. Lancaster county, Pennsylvania
17 Always Open: Closed Always Open: Closed

How ironic - christangrant

18 WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger
19 Caution. This Sign Has Sharp Edges. Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign. Also, the Bridge is Out Ahead Caution. This Sign Has Sharp Edges. Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign. Also, the Bridge is Out Ahead

That's called prioritizing... The most important information (bridge is out) is in the last line, with the smallest letters and you can't read it. - Metal_Treasure

Oh yeah, thanks for throwing that in at the end. That just might be important, but I'm no expert. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

20 Chiropractic Clinic HEALTH WARNING!!! When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first! Chiropractic Clinic HEALTH WARNING!!! When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!
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1. Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.
2. 25mph Pee Limit
3. You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!!
Metal_Treasure
1. Welcome to Accident
2. Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance. San Antonio Park Police. Do Not Leave Valuables In Vehicle
3. Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it.
mpKarthik
1. Drive Carefully. Hospital 250 km ahead
2. Drunken People Crossing
3. WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger
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