Funniest Signs Around the World

Metal_Treasure

The Top Ten

1 Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail. Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.

My city needs one of these. - Gg2000

I just discovered this list. This stuff is hilarious! - Gg2000

Lol! These signs are hilarious! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

2 You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!! You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!!

This one is the best, lol, and the most obnoxious.

Haha, the programmer was kinda nasty. - Metal_Treasure

3 25mph Pee Limit 25mph Pee Limit

What's the punishment for breaking the Pee limit? - TwilightKitsune

Oh, no! I left my peedometer home and what I'm gonna do now... (obviously, the word on the sign was originally 's-pee-d') - Metal_Treasure

PEE limit? X-D - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

4 PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you. PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

Those poor animals... - Misfire

HAHA! This has made my day easily. - MattAffterburner

At least it's giving priority to animals... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it. Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it.

Gee whiz, is that real?!? Lol. - Gg2000

Super List! - mpKarthik

6 Welcome to Accident Welcome to Accident

I wonder why they called the town like that. - Misfire

This is hilarious - MattAffterburner

Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland, US. - Metal_Treasure

7 If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge

Oh. I had no idea. - TwilightKitsune

8 Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention
9 Welcome to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! Welcome to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is a town in Quebec, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

10 Chiropractic Clinic HEALTH WARNING!!! When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first! Chiropractic Clinic HEALTH WARNING!!! When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!

The Contenders

11 Always Open: Closed Always Open: Closed

Ha ha! This is great. - Gg2000

How ironic - christangrant

12 Welcome to DULL. Paired with Boring, Oregon, USA. Drive Safely Welcome to DULL. Paired with Boring, Oregon, USA. Drive Safely

Dull is in Scotland. - Metal_Treasure

13 BEWARE! Wild Animals/Children BEWARE! Wild Animals/Children

I love kids, but sometimes I fear they shall rip me into pieces. - MattAffterburner

I somehow always figured this is gonna be the way it ends for me... I just don't know if the animals or the children will get to me first... - Gg2000

Yeah, those Wild Children. - Metal_Treasure

This should be in preschools - TwilightKitsune

14 Drunken People Crossing Drunken People Crossing

Vegas needs more of these signs

15 Emergency Phone: 174 kilometers ahead Emergency Phone: 174 kilometers ahead

They could at least leave a scooter here... - WheresMyGuitarPick

16 TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH. $200 FINE. Newcastle Tramway Authority TOUCHING
WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH. $200 FINE. Newcastle Tramway Authority

It doesn't matter, cause they'll take the money in death duties anyways... - Gg2000

Because you can still pay even when you're dead. Not.

...And fines have to be paid in advance? - Metal_Treasure

17 ! Sudden Gunfire ! Sudden Gunfire
18 Entering Dildo Entering Dildo

"A dildo is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for sexual penetration or other sexual activity during masturbation or with sex partners." - wiki
Dildo is also an unincorporated place on the island of Newfoundland, Canada. But it wasn't named for the sex toy.
The place name "Dildo" is attested in this area since at least 1711 and it probably referred to "a phallus-shaped pin stuck in the edging of a row boat to act as a pivot for the oar (also known as a "thole pin" or "dole pin"). - Metal_Treasure

19 WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger

Um, no thanks, I'd rather have another human do it... - Gg2000

Those pigeons, those carnivores... - Metal_Treasure

20 Drive Carefully. Hospital 250 km ahead
21 Slow Children at Play. Hunting with Shotgun Only Slow Children at Play. Hunting with Shotgun Only

So, not only are there slow children at play (if you read it like that), but now they might get shot? - Cyri

22 No Signs Allowed No Signs Allowed

If only there was a sign below saying "Don't Read Any Signs"... - Gg2000

Hypocrisy, but at its most humorous. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Haha, thanks to whoever added it! - Metal_Treasure

23 Welcome to INTERCOURSE. Lancaster county, Pennsylvania Welcome to INTERCOURSE. Lancaster county, Pennsylvania
24 Don't Let Worries Kill You. Let The Church Help Don't Let Worries Kill You. Let The Church Help

Yeah, it's better to be killed by the church than by worries... - Metal_Treasure

Looks like we found another reason to hate the religious right, lol. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

"What's wrong with it, Father? I don't see any problem! "
"This is why we don't let you change the letters for the sign." [*Facepalms*] - Gg2000

25 Caution. This Sign Has Sharp Edges. Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign. Also, the Bridge is Out Ahead Caution. This Sign Has Sharp Edges. Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign. Also, the Bridge is Out Ahead

That's called prioritizing... The most important information (bridge is out) is in the last line, with the smallest letters and you can't read it. - Metal_Treasure

Oh yeah, thanks for throwing that in at the end. That just might be important, but I'm no expert. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

26 Your in America. Speak English. Your in America. Speak English.

Long ago I submitted the image to this item several times. Still doesn't show up. This isn't normal. Any guesses why? ;-) - Metal_Treasure

27 Welcome to Boring, Oregon Welcome to Boring, Oregon

Fun fact : Boring is a sister city to two other cities. Dull (in Scotland) and Bland (in Australia). - Gg2000

@Gg2000 - thanks for the ideas, man! Truly funny! I added both to the list. - Metal_Treasure

You're welcome. I didn't intend for you to do that, but I'm glad you did. That's cool. - Gg2000

28 Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance. San Antonio Park Police. Do Not Leave Valuables In Vehicle Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance. San Antonio Park Police. Do Not Leave Valuables In Vehicle

Seems you can't trust anyone... - Metal_Treasure

29 Butt Drugs, Inc. Butt Drugs, Inc.

Oh. Ha ha! - Misfire

The funny thing is, I went to Corydon once and didn't even realize that was there. Thanks for the education. - Gg2000

A quote from their home page (Indiana, US):
"Welcome to Butt Drugs, your local hometown pharmacy since 1952, featuring an old-fashioned soda fountain! Located in Harrison County, in Downtown Corydon.
Sign up for our e-mail list and get your Butt Drugs Fix! " - Metal_Treasure

30 Baby Changing Station. Max. Weight Limit: 250 lb. Baby Changing Station. Max. Weight Limit: 250 lb.

I haven't seen a baby weighing over 100 kg but whatever. Time flies. Some parents don't even notice that their babies grow up... (250 lb = 113 kg) - Metal_Treasure

31 Dumb Woman’s Lane Dumb Woman’s Lane

Wait till some third-wave feminist sees this sign, lol. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

32 Ragged Ass Rd Ragged Ass Rd

Street in Yellowknife, the capital of Northwest Territories, Canada.
Canadian rock musician Tom Cochrane, released an album in 1995 named for this street. - Metal_Treasure

33 DON'T BE THE NEXT VICTIM. Stop washing dead body. Stop touching sick persons. Stop traveling with the Ebola virus. Report all suspected cases. DON'T BE THE NEXT VICTIM. Stop washing dead body. Stop touching sick persons. Stop traveling with the Ebola virus. Report all suspected cases.
34 DRIVE CAREFULLY. We Can Wait. Elmwood Cemetery DRIVE CAREFULLY. We Can Wait. Elmwood Cemetery
35 Any persons except players caught collecting golf balls will be prosecuted and have their balls removed

Ok I'm going to another golf course - christangrant

36 Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.95 Wash & Vacuum Senior
Citizens $15.95

My grandma could use a perk-up or two with this cleaning service! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

37 Dildo Run Provincial Park Dildo Run Provincial Park
38 Surgery Parking Only. 5 minute Limit. Heartland Cataract And Laser Surgery Center Surgery Parking Only. 5 minute Limit. Heartland Cataract And Laser Surgery Center

OK, I'll come back when your surgeons learn how to remove my cataract for under a minute... Maybe you should work on a drive-thru option, too. - Metal_Treasure

39 Low Flying Owls Low Flying Owls
40 Table Mountain National Park: Warning. Please look under your vehicles for penguins Table Mountain National Park: Warning. Please look under your vehicles for penguins

Is that you Pablo? - Ilovestephanie

Is that you, Skipper?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

41 Toilet paper doesn't grow on trees. Donate now. YWCA Toilet paper doesn't grow on trees. Donate now. YWCA

Why not just buy them from Wal-Mart? Maybe toilet paper grows there! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

42 Ban Pre-Shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again. Ban Pre-Shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

Ha ha! - MattAffterburner

If you make America grate again, would this make America great again? - Metal_Treasure

[*Cue obligatory rim-shot*] - Gg2000

43 Welcome to Heart’s Content Welcome to Heart’s Content

Heart’s Content is an incorporated town in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

44 Road to Nowhere Road to Nowhere

OZZY - MattAffterburner

Street in Iqaluit, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

45 Dildo Trading Post Dildo Trading Post
46 We Love Screaming Kids (Subway) We Love Screaming Kids (Subway)

Jared did it. - Drewman1211

47 Welcome to the town of HEART'S DESIRE. Please Drive Safely Welcome to the town of HEART'S DESIRE. Please Drive Safely

It's a town in Canada.
Yes, you should drive safely through all desires, especially heart's desires. - Metal_Treasure

48 The Ding Dong Daddies Of Dumas Are Expectin' You The Ding Dong Daddies Of Dumas Are Expectin' You

Ding Dong is in Texas, US - Metal_Treasure

49 You Are Now Entering SHIRE OF BLAND You Are Now Entering SHIRE OF BLAND

It's in Australia - Metal_Treasure

50 Drive Carefully. No Hospital. 3 Cemeteries
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Top Remixes (4)

1. Welcome to Accident
2. Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance. San Antonio Park Police. Do Not Leave Valuables In Vehicle
3. Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it.
mpKarthik
1. Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.
2. 25mph Pee Limit
3. You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!!
Metal_Treasure
1. Drive Carefully. Hospital 250 km ahead
2. Drunken People Crossing
3. WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger
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