Funniest Signs Around the World

Lol! These signs are hilarious! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I just discovered this list. This stuff is hilarious! - Gg2000

My city needs one of these. - Gg2000

This one is the best, lol, and the most obnoxious.

Haha, the programmer was kinda nasty. - Metal_Treasure

What's the punishment for breaking the Pee limit? - TwilightKitsune

Oh, no! I left my peedometer home and what I'm gonna do now... (obviously, the word on the sign was originally 's-pee-d') - Metal_Treasure

PEE limit? X-D - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

At least it's giving priority to animals... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

HAHA! This has made my day easily. - MattAffterburner

Those poor animals... - Misfire

Gee whiz, is that real?!? Lol. - Gg2000

Super List! - mpKarthik

Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland, US. - Metal_Treasure

I wonder why they called the town like that. - Misfire

This is hilarious - MattAffterburner

Oh. I had no idea. - TwilightKitsune

Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is a town in Quebec, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

Ha ha! This is great. - Gg2000

How ironic - christangrant

Dull is in Scotland. - Metal_Treasure

I love kids, but sometimes I fear they shall rip me into pieces. - MattAffterburner

I somehow always figured this is gonna be the way it ends for me... I just don't know if the animals or the children will get to me first... - Gg2000

This should be in preschools - TwilightKitsune

Yeah, those Wild Children. - Metal_Treasure

Vegas needs more of these signs

They could at least leave a scooter here... - WheresMyGuitarPick

It doesn't matter, cause they'll take the money in death duties anyways... - Gg2000

...And fines have to be paid in advance? - Metal_Treasure

Because you can still pay even when you're dead. Not.

"A dildo is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for sexual penetration or other sexual activity during masturbation or with sex partners." - wiki
Dildo is also an unincorporated place on the island of Newfoundland, Canada. But it wasn't named for the sex toy.
The place name "Dildo" is attested in this area since at least 1711 and it probably referred to "a phallus-shaped pin stuck in the edging of a row boat to act as a pivot for the oar (also known as a "thole pin" or "dole pin"). - Metal_Treasure

Um, no thanks, I'd rather have another human do it... - Gg2000

Those pigeons, those carnivores... - Metal_Treasure

Hypocrisy, but at its most humorous. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

If only there was a sign below saying "Don't Read Any Signs"... - Gg2000

Haha, thanks to whoever added it! - Metal_Treasure

So, not only are there slow children at play (if you read it like that), but now they might get shot? - Cyri

Yeah, it's better to be killed by the church than by worries... - Metal_Treasure

Looks like we found another reason to hate the religious right, lol. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

"What's wrong with it, Father? I don't see any problem! "
"This is why we don't let you change the letters for the sign." [*Facepalms*] - Gg2000

That's called prioritizing... The most important information (bridge is out) is in the last line, with the smallest letters and you can't read it. - Metal_Treasure

Oh yeah, thanks for throwing that in at the end. That just might be important, but I'm no expert. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

'Elp! Am falling through a bridge!

That's so racist.

Also my Asian mom FORBIDS me to speak in english in public for fear of eavesdroppers...

Long ago I submitted the image to this item several times. Still doesn't show up. This isn't normal. Any guesses why? ;-) - Metal_Treasure

Fun fact : Boring is a sister city to two other cities. Dull (in Scotland) and Bland (in Australia). - Gg2000

@Gg2000 - thanks for the ideas, man! Truly funny! I added both to the list. - Metal_Treasure

You're welcome. I didn't intend for you to do that, but I'm glad you did. That's cool. - Gg2000

Seems you can't trust anyone... - Metal_Treasure

The funny thing is, I went to Corydon once and didn't even realize that was there. Thanks for the education. - Gg2000

Oh. Ha ha! - Misfire

A quote from their home page (Indiana, US):
"Welcome to Butt Drugs, your local hometown pharmacy since 1952, featuring an old-fashioned soda fountain! Located in Harrison County, in Downtown Corydon.
Sign up for our e-mail list and get your Butt Drugs Fix! " - Metal_Treasure

I haven't seen a baby weighing over 100 kg but whatever. Time flies. Some parents don't even notice that their babies grow up... (250 lb = 113 kg) - Metal_Treasure

Wait till some third-wave feminist sees this sign, lol. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Street in Yellowknife, the capital of Northwest Territories, Canada.
Canadian rock musician Tom Cochrane, released an album in 1995 named for this street. - Metal_Treasure

My grandma could use a perk-up or two with this cleaning service! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

So..., I Love Screaming Kids? - Oliversky

Jared did it. - Drewman1211

OK, I'll come back when your surgeons learn how to remove my cataract for under a minute... Maybe you should work on a drive-thru option, too. - Metal_Treasure

Is that you, Skipper?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Is that you Pablo? - Ilovestephanie

Why not just buy them from Wal-Mart? Maybe toilet paper grows there! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

If you make America grate again, would this make America great again? - Metal_Treasure

Ha ha! - MattAffterburner

[*Cue obligatory rim-shot*] - Gg2000

Heart’s Content is an incorporated town in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

Street in Iqaluit, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

OZZY - MattAffterburner

It's a town in Canada.
Yes, you should drive safely through all desires, especially heart's desires. - Metal_Treasure

Ding Dong is in Texas, US - Metal_Treasure

It's in Australia - Metal_Treasure