Funniest Signs Around the World
I just discovered this list. This stuff is hilarious!
My city needs one of these.
This is perfection.
Haha, the programmer was kinda nasty.
Irony at its very finest.
Ha ha! This is great.
If only there was a sign below saying "Don't Read Any Signs"...
Hypocrisy, but at its most humorous.
Haha, thanks to whoever added it!
What's the punishment for breaking the Pee limit?
Dull is in Scotland.
At least it's giving priority to animals...
Those poor animals...
In the building so everyone can see!?
It doesn't matter, cause they'll take the money in death duties anyways...
Because you can still pay even when you're dead. Not.
Well, how would I be able to pay if I'm already dead?
...And fines have to be paid in advance?
The Newcomers
I saw this sign on youtube when microsoft sam reads stupid and weird signs it is a pretty funny sign
Oh. I had no idea.
I somehow always figured this is gonna be the way it ends for me... I just don't know if the animals or the children will get to me first...
I love kids, but sometimes I fear they shall rip me into pieces.
Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland, US.
I wonder why they called the town like that.
This is hilarious
That's called prioritizing... The most important information (bridge is out) is in the last line, with the smallest letters and you can't read it.
Oh yeah, thanks for throwing that in at the end. That just might be important, but I'm no expert.
'Elp! Am falling through a bridge!
I remember seeing this sign on youtube when microsoft sam reads stupid and weird signs
"A dildo is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for sexual penetration or other sexual activity during masturbation or with sex partners." - wiki
Dildo is also an unincorporated place on the island of Newfoundland, Canada. But it wasn't named for the sex toy.
The place name "Dildo" is attested in this area since at least 1711 and it probably referred to "a phallus-shaped pin stuck in the edging of a row boat to act as a pivot for the oar (also known as a "thole pin" or "dole pin").
So, not only are there slow children at play (if you read it like that), but now they might get shot?
They could at least leave a scooter here...
I think that sign is in Australia.
"What's wrong with it, Father? I don't see any problem! "
"This is why we don't let you change the letters for the sign." [*Facepalms*]
Yeah, it's better to be killed by the church than by worries...
Um, no thanks, I'd rather have another human do it...
Those pigeons, those carnivores...
Fun fact : Boring is a sister city to two other cities. Dull (in Scotland) and Bland (in Australia).
@Gg2000 - thanks for the ideas, man! Truly funny! I added both to the list.