Funniest Signs Around the World
The Top Ten
Lol! These signs are hilarious! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I just discovered this list. This stuff is hilarious! - Gg2000
My city needs one of these. - Gg2000
This one is the best, lol, and the most obnoxious.
Haha, the programmer was kinda nasty. - Metal_Treasure
What's the punishment for breaking the Pee limit? - TwilightKitsune
Oh, no! I left my peedometer home and what I'm gonna do now... (obviously, the word on the sign was originally 's-pee-d') - Metal_Treasure
PEE limit? X-D - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
At least it's giving priority to animals... - ModernSpongeBobSucks
HAHA! This has made my day easily. - MattAffterburner
Those poor animals... - Misfire
Gee whiz, is that real?!? Lol. - Gg2000
Super List! - mpKarthik
Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland, US. - Metal_Treasure
I wonder why they called the town like that. - Misfire
This is hilarious - MattAffterburner
Oh. I had no idea. - TwilightKitsune
Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is a town in Quebec, Canada. - Metal_Treasure
Ha ha! This is great. - Gg2000
How ironic - christangrant
Dull is in Scotland. - Metal_Treasure
I love kids, but sometimes I fear they shall rip me into pieces. - MattAffterburner
I somehow always figured this is gonna be the way it ends for me... I just don't know if the animals or the children will get to me first... - Gg2000
This should be in preschools - TwilightKitsune
Yeah, those Wild Children. - Metal_Treasure
Vegas needs more of these signs
They could at least leave a scooter here... - WheresMyGuitarPick
It doesn't matter, cause they'll take the money in death duties anyways... - Gg2000
...And fines have to be paid in advance? - Metal_Treasure
Because you can still pay even when you're dead. Not.
"A dildo is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for sexual penetration or other sexual activity during masturbation or with sex partners." - wiki
Dildo is also an unincorporated place on the island of Newfoundland, Canada. But it wasn't named for the sex toy.
The place name "Dildo" is attested in this area since at least 1711 and it probably referred to "a phallus-shaped pin stuck in the edging of a row boat to act as a pivot for the oar (also known as a "thole pin" or "dole pin"). - Metal_Treasure
Um, no thanks, I'd rather have another human do it... - Gg2000
Those pigeons, those carnivores... - Metal_Treasure
Hypocrisy, but at its most humorous. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
If only there was a sign below saying "Don't Read Any Signs"... - Gg2000
Haha, thanks to whoever added it! - Metal_Treasure
So, not only are there slow children at play (if you read it like that), but now they might get shot? - Cyri
Yeah, it's better to be killed by the church than by worries... - Metal_Treasure
Looks like we found another reason to hate the religious right, lol. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
"What's wrong with it, Father? I don't see any problem! "
"This is why we don't let you change the letters for the sign." [*Facepalms*] - Gg2000
That's called prioritizing... The most important information (bridge is out) is in the last line, with the smallest letters and you can't read it. - Metal_Treasure
Oh yeah, thanks for throwing that in at the end. That just might be important, but I'm no expert. - Emberflight_of_StormClan
'Elp! Am falling through a bridge!
That's so racist.
Also my Asian mom FORBIDS me to speak in english in public for fear of eavesdroppers...
Long ago I submitted the image to this item several times. Still doesn't show up. This isn't normal. Any guesses why? ;-) - Metal_Treasure
Fun fact : Boring is a sister city to two other cities. Dull (in Scotland) and Bland (in Australia). - Gg2000
@Gg2000 - thanks for the ideas, man! Truly funny! I added both to the list. - Metal_Treasure
You're welcome. I didn't intend for you to do that, but I'm glad you did. That's cool. - Gg2000
Seems you can't trust anyone... - Metal_Treasure
Ok I'm going to another golf course - christangrant
The funny thing is, I went to Corydon once and didn't even realize that was there. Thanks for the education. - Gg2000
Oh. Ha ha! - Misfire
A quote from their home page (Indiana, US):
"Welcome to Butt Drugs, your local hometown pharmacy since 1952, featuring an old-fashioned soda fountain! Located in Harrison County, in Downtown Corydon.
Sign up for our e-mail list and get your Butt Drugs Fix! " - Metal_Treasure
I haven't seen a baby weighing over 100 kg but whatever. Time flies. Some parents don't even notice that their babies grow up... (250 lb = 113 kg) - Metal_Treasure
Wait till some third-wave feminist sees this sign, lol. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Street in Yellowknife, the capital of Northwest Territories, Canada.
Canadian rock musician Tom Cochrane, released an album in 1995 named for this street. - Metal_Treasure
My grandma could use a perk-up or two with this cleaning service! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
So..., I Love Screaming Kids? - Oliversky
Jared did it. - Drewman1211
OK, I'll come back when your surgeons learn how to remove my cataract for under a minute... Maybe you should work on a drive-thru option, too. - Metal_Treasure
Is that you, Skipper?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Is that you Pablo? - Ilovestephanie
Why not just buy them from Wal-Mart? Maybe toilet paper grows there! - ModernSpongeBobSucks
If you make America grate again, would this make America great again? - Metal_Treasure
Ha ha! - MattAffterburner
[*Cue obligatory rim-shot*] - Gg2000
Heart’s Content is an incorporated town in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. - Metal_Treasure
Street in Iqaluit, Canada. - Metal_Treasure
OZZY - MattAffterburner
It's a town in Canada.
Yes, you should drive safely through all desires, especially heart's desires. - Metal_Treasure
Ding Dong is in Texas, US - Metal_Treasure
It's in Australia - Metal_Treasure