Funniest Signs Around the World

Metal_Treasure

The Top Ten

1 Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail. Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.

Lol! These signs are hilarious! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

2 PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you. PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

At least it's giving priority to animals... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!! You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!!

This one is the best, lol, and the most obnoxious.

Haha, this programmer is kinda nasty. - Metal_Treasure

4 If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge

Oh. I had no idea. - TwilightKitsune

5 25mph Pee Limit 25mph Pee Limit

What's the punishment for breaking the Pee limit? - TwilightKitsune

Oh, no! I left my peedometer home and what I'm gonna do now... (obviously, the word on the sign was originally 's-pee-d') - Metal_Treasure

PEE limit? X-D - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

6 Welcome to Accident Welcome to Accident

Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland, US. - Metal_Treasure

7 Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it. Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it.

Super List! - mpKarthik

8 ! Sudden Gunfire ! Sudden Gunfire
9 Welcome to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! Welcome to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is a town in Quebec, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

10 TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH. $200 FINE. Newcastle Tramway Authority TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH. $200 FINE. Newcastle Tramway Authority

...And fines have to be paid in advance? - Metal_Treasure

Because you can still pay even when you're dead. Not.

The Contenders

11 Don't Let Worries Kill You. Let The Church Help Don't Let Worries Kill You. Let The Church Help

Looks like we found another reason to hate the religious right, lol. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Yeah, it's better to be killed by the church than by worries... - Metal_Treasure

12 Drive Carefully. Hospital 250 km ahead
13 Emergency Phone: 174 kilometers ahead Emergency Phone: 174 kilometers ahead
14 Drunken People Crossing Drunken People Crossing

Vegas needs more of these signs

15 BEWARE! Wild Animals/Children BEWARE! Wild Animals/Children

This should be in preschools - TwilightKitsune

16 Welcome to INTERCOURSE. Lancaster county, Pennsylvania Welcome to INTERCOURSE. Lancaster county, Pennsylvania
17 Always Open: Closed Always Open: Closed

How ironic - christangrant

18 WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger
19 Caution. This Sign Has Sharp Edges. Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign. Also, the Bridge is Out Ahead Caution. This Sign Has Sharp Edges. Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign. Also, the Bridge is Out Ahead

That's called prioritizing... The most important information (bridge is out) is in the last line, with the smallest letters and you can't read it. - Metal_Treasure

Oh yeah, thanks for throwing that in at the end. That just might be important, but I'm no expert. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

20 Chiropractic Clinic HEALTH WARNING!!! When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first! Chiropractic Clinic HEALTH WARNING!!! When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!
21 Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance. San Antonio Park Police. Do Not Leave Valuables In Vehicle Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance. San Antonio Park Police. Do Not Leave Valuables In Vehicle

Seems you can't trust anyone... - Metal_Treasure

22 Entering Dildo Entering Dildo
23 Any persons except players caught collecting golf balls will be prosecuted and have their balls removed

Ok I'm going to another golf course - christangrant

24 Dumb Woman’s Lane Dumb Woman’s Lane

Wait till some third-wave feminist sees this sign, lol. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

25 Drive Carefully. No Hospital. 3 Cemeteries
26 Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.95 Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.95

My grandma could use a perk-up or two with this cleaning service! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

27 Toilet paper doesn't grow on trees. Donate now. YWCA Toilet paper doesn't grow on trees. Donate now. YWCA

Why not just buy them from Wal-Mart? Maybe toilet paper grows there! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

28 Monkeys Eyebrow (Kentucky) Monkeys Eyebrow (Kentucky)

This is the name of a town in Kentucky...the sign marking where the town is must be quite interesting (and funny) to see! - Element119

29 DON'T BE THE NEXT VICTIM. Stop washing dead body. Stop touching sick persons. Stop traveling with the Ebola virus. Report all suspected cases. DON'T BE THE NEXT VICTIM. Stop washing dead body. Stop touching sick persons. Stop traveling with the Ebola virus. Report all suspected cases.
30 Surgery Parking Only. 5 minute Limit. Heartland Cataract And Laser Surgery Center Surgery Parking Only. 5 minute Limit. Heartland Cataract And Laser Surgery Center

OK, I'll come back when your surgeons learn how to remove my cataract for under a minute... Maybe you should work on a drive-thru option, too. - Metal_Treasure

31 Low Flying Owls Low Flying Owls
32 Slow Children at Play. Hunting with Shotgun Only Slow Children at Play. Hunting with Shotgun Only
33 No Signs Allowed No Signs Allowed

Hypocrisy, but at its most humorous. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Haha, thanks to whoever added it! - Metal_Treasure

34 Ban Pre-Shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again. Ban Pre-Shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

If you make America grate again, would this make America great again? - Metal_Treasure

35 Welcome to Heart’s Content Welcome to Heart’s Content

Heart’s Content is an incorporated town in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

36 DRIVE CAREFULLY. We Can Wait. Elmwood Cemetery DRIVE CAREFULLY. We Can Wait. Elmwood Cemetery
37 We Love Screaming Kids (Subway) We Love Screaming Kids (Subway)

Jared did it. - Drewman1211

38 Welcome to the town of HEART'S DESIRE. Please Drive Safely Welcome to the town of HEART'S DESIRE. Please Drive Safely
39 Butt Drugs, Inc. Butt Drugs, Inc.

A quote from their home page (Indiana, US):
"Welcome to Butt Drugs, your local hometown pharmacy since 1952, featuring an old-fashioned soda fountain! Located in Harrison County, in Downtown Corydon.
Sign up for our e-mail list and get your Butt Drugs Fix! " - Metal_Treasure

40 Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention
41 Turkey City Limit. Bird Sanctuary Turkey City Limit. Bird Sanctuary

We are coming for Thanksgiving! - Metal_Treasure

42 Table Mountain National Park: Warning. Please look under your vehicles for penguins Table Mountain National Park: Warning. Please look under your vehicles for penguins

Is that you, Skipper?! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

43 CAUTION: Heavy Pedestrian Traffic CAUTION: Heavy Pedestrian Traffic

Person: That's not very nice!
Sign designer: -shrugs- What? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

44 Large Customer Parking at Rear Entrance

Couldn't stop laughing when I saw this in my hometown. A sense of humour in abundance. - Britgirl

45 All Deliveries at Front Entrance (in maternity hospital)
46 Elvis Lives Lane Elvis Lives Lane

A street in Ottawa, Canada - Metal_Treasure

47 Ragged Ass Rd Ragged Ass Rd

Street in Yellowknife, the capital of Northwest Territories, Canada.
Canadian rock musician Tom Cochrane, released an album in 1995 named for this street. - Metal_Treasure

48 Whiskey Gate

Street in Pickering, Canada. Cheers! - Metal_Treasure

49 Road to Nowhere Road to Nowhere

Street in Iqaluit, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

50 The Other ST

Street name in Nova Scotia, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

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Top Remixes (4)

1. Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.
2. 25mph Pee Limit
3. You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!!
Metal_Treasure
1. Welcome to Accident
2. Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance. San Antonio Park Police. Do Not Leave Valuables In Vehicle
3. Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it.
mpKarthik
1. Drive Carefully. Hospital 250 km ahead
2. Drunken People Crossing
3. WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger
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