Funniest Signs Around the World

Metal_Treasure

The Top Ten

1 Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail. Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.

Lol! These signs are hilarious! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

2 PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you. PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

At least it's giving priority to animals... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

3 You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!! You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!!

This one is the best, lol, and the most obnoxious. - eventer51314

Haha, this programmer is kinda nasty. - Metal_Treasure

4 If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge

Oh. I had no idea. - TwilightKitsune

5 25mph Pee Limit 25mph Pee Limit

What's the punishment for breaking the Pee limit? - TwilightKitsune

Oh, no! I left my peedometer home and what I'm gonna do now... (obviously, the word on the sign was originally 's-pee-d') - Metal_Treasure

PEE limit? X-D - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

6 Welcome to Accident Welcome to Accident

Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland, US. - Metal_Treasure

7 Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it. Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it.

Super List! - mpKarthik

8 ! Sudden Gunfire ! Sudden Gunfire
9 Don't Let Worries Kill You. Let The Church Help Don't Let Worries Kill You. Let The Church Help

Looks like we found another reason to hate the religious right, lol. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Yeah, it's better to be killed by the church than by worries... - Metal_Treasure

10 Welcome to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! Welcome to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is a town in Quebec, Canada. - Metal_Treasure

The Newcomers

? Welcome to the town of HEART'S DESIRE. Please Drive Safely
? Entering Dildo Entering Dildo

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11 TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH. $200 FINE. Newcastle Tramway Authority TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH. $200 FINE. Newcastle Tramway Authority

...And fines have to be paid in advance? - Metal_Treasure

12 BEWARE! Wild Animals/Children BEWARE! Wild Animals/Children

This should be in preschools - TwilightKitsune

13 Drive Carefully. Hospital 250 km ahead
14 Emergency Phone: 174 kilometers ahead Emergency Phone: 174 kilometers ahead
15 Drunken People Crossing Drunken People Crossing
16 Caution. This Sign Has Sharp Edges. Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign. Also, the Bridge is Out Ahead Caution. This Sign Has Sharp Edges. Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign. Also, the Bridge is Out Ahead

That's called prioritizing... The most important information (bridge is out) is in the last line, with the smallest letters and you can't read it. - Metal_Treasure

Oh yeah, thanks for throwing that in at the end. That just might be important, but I'm no expert. - Emberflight_of_StormClan

17 Welcome to INTERCOURSE. Lancaster county, Pennsylvania Welcome to INTERCOURSE. Lancaster county, Pennsylvania
18 WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger
19 Dumb Woman’s Lane Dumb Woman’s Lane

Wait till some third-wave feminist sees this sign, lol. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

20 Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance. San Antonio Park Police. Do Not Leave Valuables In Vehicle Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance. San Antonio Park Police. Do Not Leave Valuables In Vehicle

Seems you can't trust anyone... - Metal_Treasure

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1. Welcome to Accident
2. Parking Lot Under Police Surveillance. San Antonio Park Police. Do Not Leave Valuables In Vehicle
3. Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it.
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1. Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.
2. 25mph Pee Limit
3. You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!!
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1. ! Sudden Gunfire
2. Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.
3. Welcome to Accident
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