Funniest Signs Around the World

The Top Ten

1 Drive slow & see our city. Drive fast & see our jail.

I just discovered this list. This stuff is hilarious!

Lol! These signs are hilarious!

My city needs one of these.

2 You'll Never Get to Work on Time Haha!!

This one is the best, lol, and the most obnoxious.

Haha, the programmer was kinda nasty.

I thought #1 was the funniest! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHH! - SoongeBill

3 Don't drink and drive. You will only spill it.

Gee whiz, is that real?!? Lol.

4 Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention

In the building so everyone can see!?

5 PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

At least it's giving priority to animals...

Those poor animals...

HAHA! This has made my day easily.

6 25mph Pee Limit

Oh, no! I left my peedometer home and what I'm gonna do now... (obviously, the word on the sign was originally 's-pee-d')

What's the punishment for breaking the Pee limit?

7 Always Open: Closed

Ha ha! This is great.

8 Welcome to DULL. Paired with Boring, Oregon, USA. Drive Safely

Dull is in Scotland.

9 Welcome to Accident

Accident is a town in Garrett County, Maryland, US.

I wonder why they called the town like that.

This is hilarious

10 If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge

Oh. I had no idea.

The Contenders

11 BEWARE! Wild Animals/Children

I somehow always figured this is gonna be the way it ends for me... I just don't know if the animals or the children will get to me first...

I love kids, but sometimes I fear they shall rip me into pieces.

This should be in preschools

Yeah, those Wild Children.

12 No Signs Allowed

If only there was a sign below saying "Don't Read Any Signs"...

Hypocrisy, but at its most humorous.

Haha, thanks to whoever added it!

13 Chiropractic Clinic HEALTH WARNING!!! When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!
14 TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH. $200 FINE. Newcastle Tramway Authority

It doesn't matter, cause they'll take the money in death duties anyways...

Because you can still pay even when you're dead. Not.

...And fines have to be paid in advance?

15 Slow Children at Play. Hunting with Shotgun Only

So, not only are there slow children at play (if you read it like that), but now they might get shot?

16 Welcome to Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!

Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is a town in Quebec, Canada.

17 Drunken People Crossing

Vegas needs more of these signs

18 Emergency Phone: 174 kilometers ahead

They could at least leave a scooter here...

19 Entering Dildo

"A dildo is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for sexual penetration or other sexual activity during masturbation or with sex partners." - wiki
Dildo is also an unincorporated place on the island of Newfoundland, Canada. But it wasn't named for the sex toy.
The place name "Dildo" is attested in this area since at least 1711 and it probably referred to "a phallus-shaped pin stuck in the edging of a row boat to act as a pivot for the oar (also known as a "thole pin" or "dole pin").

20 ! Sudden Gunfire
21 Don't Let Worries Kill You. Let The Church Help

Looks like we found another reason to hate the religious right, lol.

Yeah, it's better to be killed by the church than by worries...

"What's wrong with it, Father? I don't see any problem! "
"This is why we don't let you change the letters for the sign." [*Facepalms*]

22 WARNING! Feed A Pigeon, Lose A Finger

Um, no thanks, I'd rather have another human do it...

Those pigeons, those carnivores...

I’d have someone else do it

23 Drive Carefully. Hospital 250 km ahead
24 Welcome to INTERCOURSE. Lancaster county, Pennsylvania
25 Caution. This Sign Has Sharp Edges. Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign. Also, the Bridge is Out Ahead

That's called prioritizing... The most important information (bridge is out) is in the last line, with the smallest letters and you can't read it.

Oh yeah, thanks for throwing that in at the end. That just might be important, but I'm no expert.

'Elp! Am falling through a bridge!

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