Top Ten Funniest Signs Incorrectly Translated Into English

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The Top Ten

1 Next to public lavatory in Korea "A man toilet buries you to external right side stairs"
2 Arabic Food Ad "Fresh Horse Crap With Lime"

LOL... all of this is so funny - NightJinx

3 "Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying. Thank you for your corporation."

Laugh out loud. This is what lack of vocabulary will do. Don't even a need a grammar Nazi to correct that. - Kiteretsunu

What?! I mean... What?! Haha! What?!
I have one; PLEASE LET POS KEEP UP THE GOD WORK. - Britgirl

4 Chinese Signs "My Favourite Wife. Let's Hug It Out, Bitch!"

I have no idea what the BLOODY HELL this was meant to mean. I only know it's funny. - PositronWildhawk

Okay... sure...
(bloody weirdo) - Rocko

5 "This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after p***ing or s****ing."
6 In Restaurant In Argentina "Pork Loin In Your Juice."

Today's special: Pork Loin In Your Juice, for £129.99 including shipping. Batteries not included. - Rocko

7 In Park "Please Do Not Empty Your Dog Here."
8 Restaurant Menu In Vietnam "F*** the Duck until exploded."

The RSPCA is going to be all over this restaurant, damn. - Rocko

9 In Airport In China "For Restrooms. Go back to your behind."

Uh... Laugh out loud! - funnyuser

10 Airport Sign In China "Take Luggage Off Foreigner: No Charge."

The Contenders

11 "Foot Care, Body Care, Head Care, Horny Care."
12 In Restaurant "Urinate Beef Boll Rice Noodles"
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1. Next to public lavatory in Korea "A man toilet buries you to external right side stairs"
2. Arabic Food Ad "Fresh Horse Crap With Lime"
3. "Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying. Thank you for your corporation."
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