Top Ten Funniest Slogan Fails

SpectralOwl
Every popular company has a memorable slogan to market their product, but sometimes they can become a fail not thought through or approved by people who clearly were not paying attention. Let us see the funniest fails of slogans

The Top Ten

1 We do our business in your mouth We do our business in your mouth

This is why kids are scared of dentists - TwilightKitsune

That sounds really creepy, like a quote that would be said in a horror movie. - AnimeDrawer

Wow, this actually got to be a featured list, Thanks everyone! - SpectralOwl

Reminds me of the dentist or vote. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

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2 The more you play with it, the harder it gets The more you play with it, the harder it gets

I'm shocked to be honest, the fact that Sega made a slogan like this really disgusts me. I mean, I have never seen slogans like this from Sega. Well, except the one with the 32x advertisement where it said "Just stick it in your Genesis", as if it wouldn't make things worse with the 32x and the Sega CD. Oh well... Still, even if Sega made this type of ad, I really can't get mad at them because they are a classic even to this day.

If they dropped the word "with", it wouldn't sound so dirty - Mcgillacuddy

This was the slogan of a Sega Genesis console. Whoever approved this clearly skipped Sex Ed. - SpectralOwl

I’m excited for it to get hard. That’s always when it gets good. - DCfnaf

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3 Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention

This is the slogan of a cleaners service. What is worse is that they could have at least changed it to "Drop OFF your pants". Come on! - SpectralOwl

Just my pants? - naFrovivuS

I would drop all my pants on the sign to make it even better.

The way this slogan is written makes me excited for prompt attention. - DCfnaf

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4 I shoot people and pets I shoot people and pets

Woah, woah, wait a minute. This was a photography service. I bet they did not even hire ANYONE to approve this dark slogan. - SpectralOwl

Haha, but they don't shoot wild animals, aliens and ghosts? I am so disappointed. They aren't professionals. LOL - Metal_Treasure

FBI wants your location. - MrCoolC

Hey! Phrasing. - cjWriter1997

5 I take a sheet in the pool I take a sheet in the pool

I think this is even funnier if you say it with an Italian accent. - naFrovivuS

Just say it out loud, and you will understand what is wrong with that - SpectralOwl

Was it a big one?

Might wanna evacuate it then and...dry off... - DCfnaf

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6 Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly! Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly!

Some local gym said this. I wonder if the local cosmetics shop says the same thing only like this: Just be fat! - SpectralOwl

Okay that sounds depressing as hell - Mcgillacuddy

Why not just be fat? - isaaonrtdmtr

Um...thanks? - DCfnaf

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7 Students turn us on Students turn us on

"Oh this is a great slogan, it won't sound like we are pedophiles or anything". - SpectralOwl

I don't want to know what this slogan is for. - naFrovivuS

They better have been Hot For Teacher - isaaonrtdmtr

I wonder how cringey these scene shots are... - DCfnaf

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8 Spring is coming! I'm so excited I wet my plants. Spring is coming! I'm so excited I wet my plants.

Now this one isn't really a fail in a way, but it still is ridiculous - SpectralOwl

Very exciting indeed/ - naFrovivuS

I can totally relate to this! - DCfnaf

I'm so excited I wet my pants! - isaaonrtdmtr

9 Our day starts when yours ends Our day starts when yours ends

This actually makes sense. Since I live in Chicago, I frequently hear news about some murder. The police are trying to say that they usually investigate homicide, but still, the slogan seems stupid. - MrCoolC

Silly Chicago Police, even they managed to pull of a failed slogan - SpectralOwl

That sounds like a murderer is running a business. - Ultron123

The fact that it also says “homicide” adds to it. - RalphBob

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10 Your **** is my bread and butter Your **** is my bread and butter

I wish this was made up, and it probably is because they swear on their slogan, but there is a chance that it it is legitimate, due to photographic evidence. Which it could be photoshopped or not - SpectralOwl

I wonder if this guy is sick all of the time. - DCfnaf

I will send you chicken and ketchup. To proveto you that there's more to this life than eating ass. - PositronWildhawk

Why is crap censored? That isn’t a swear word. - RalphBob

The Contenders

11 When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first! When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!

Imagine this as a slogan for a weight loss program. - naFrovivuS

This is a nice health warning by your local chiropractic clinic... - Metal_Treasure

Well, it does make you motivated to work out... - DCfnaf

12 F*** Her Right in the P****

WHAT!?

GROSS

ITS NOT A SLOGaN It's A MEME!

13 Touching Is Good

*Slowly walks off*... - SomePersonYouHate

14 We Touch The Ones You Care About The Most
15 Can't live without spunk

It was part of Coca-Cola's failed attempt at bringing Dasani to the UK.

What’s spunk?

16 You probably didn't buy it You probably didn't buy it

This was a joke slogan, not a real slogan. - RalphBob

17 Chum is Fum

This also is not a real slogan. - RalphBob

This is from SpongeBob

Yes.

18 Black Olives Matter

A pizza place in Texas sold a bunch of T shirts with this slogan... I'm not sure if it counts as a fail, last I heard the NAACP was trying to get them to stop using the slogan... - Ned964

19 Stroking to Please Stroking to Please
20 Family Owned. Shut up! no you shut up! Family Owned. Shut up! no you shut up!
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1. We do our business in your mouth
2. Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention
3. I shoot people and pets
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3. I take a sheet in the pool
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2. I shoot people and pets
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