Top Ten Funniest Slogan Fails

This is why kids are scared of dentists - TwilightKitsune

That sounds really creepy, like a quote that would be said in a horror movie. - AnimeDrawer

Wow, this actually got to be a featured list, Thanks everyone! - SpectralOwl

Reminds me of the dentist or vote. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

I'm shocked to be honest, the fact that Sega made a slogan like this really disgusts me. I mean, I have never seen slogans like this from Sega. Well, except the one with the 32x advertisement where it said "Just stick it in your Genesis", as if it wouldn't make things worse with the 32x and the Sega CD. Oh well... Still, even if Sega made this type of ad, I really can't get mad at them because they are a classic even to this day.

If they dropped the word "with", it wouldn't sound so dirty - Mcgillacuddy

This was the slogan of a Sega Genesis console. Whoever approved this clearly skipped Sex Ed. - SpectralOwl

I’m excited for it to get hard. That’s always when it gets good. - DCfnaf

This is the slogan of a cleaners service. What is worse is that they could have at least changed it to "Drop OFF your pants". Come on! - SpectralOwl

Just my pants? - naFrovivuS

I would drop all my pants on the sign to make it even better.

The way this slogan is written makes me excited for prompt attention. - DCfnaf

Woah, woah, wait a minute. This was a photography service. I bet they did not even hire ANYONE to approve this dark slogan. - SpectralOwl

Haha, but they don't shoot wild animals, aliens and ghosts? I am so disappointed. They aren't professionals. LOL - Metal_Treasure

FBI wants your location. - MrCoolC

Hey! Phrasing. - cjWriter1997

I think this is even funnier if you say it with an Italian accent. - naFrovivuS

Just say it out loud, and you will understand what is wrong with that - SpectralOwl

Was it a big one?

Might wanna evacuate it then and...dry off... - DCfnaf

Some local gym said this. I wonder if the local cosmetics shop says the same thing only like this: Just be fat! - SpectralOwl

Okay that sounds depressing as hell - Mcgillacuddy

Why not just be fat? - isaaonrtdmtr

Um...thanks? - DCfnaf

"Oh this is a great slogan, it won't sound like we are pedophiles or anything". - SpectralOwl

I don't want to know what this slogan is for. - naFrovivuS

They better have been Hot For Teacher - isaaonrtdmtr

I wonder how cringey these scene shots are... - DCfnaf

Now this one isn't really a fail in a way, but it still is ridiculous - SpectralOwl

Very exciting indeed/ - naFrovivuS

I can totally relate to this! - DCfnaf

I'm so excited I wet my pants! - isaaonrtdmtr

This actually makes sense. Since I live in Chicago, I frequently hear news about some murder. The police are trying to say that they usually investigate homicide, but still, the slogan seems stupid. - MrCoolC

Silly Chicago Police, even they managed to pull of a failed slogan - SpectralOwl

That sounds like a murderer is running a business. - Ultron123

The fact that it also says “homicide” adds to it. - RalphBob

Imagine this as a slogan for a weight loss program. - naFrovivuS

This is a nice health warning by your local chiropractic clinic... - Metal_Treasure

Well, it does make you motivated to work out... - DCfnaf

This was a joke slogan, not a real slogan. - RalphBob