Top Ten Funniest Slogan Fails

SpectralOwl
Every popular company has a memorable slogan to market their product, but sometimes they can become a fail not thought through or approved by people who clearly were not paying attention. Let us see the funniest fails of slogans

The Top Ten

1 We do our business in your mouth We do our business in your mouth

Now kids are traumatized. - AlphaQ

This is why kids are scared of dentists - TwilightKitsune

That sounds really creepy, like a quote that would be said in a horror movie.

Wow, this actually got to be a featured list, Thanks everyone! - SpectralOwl

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2 The more you play with it, the harder it gets The more you play with it, the harder it gets

Especially when it gets super hard. - AlphaQ

I'm shocked to be honest, the fact that Sega made a slogan like this really disgusts me. I mean, I have never seen slogans like this from Sega. Well, except the one with the 32x advertisement where it said "Just stick it in your Genesis", as if it wouldn't make things worse with the 32x and the Sega CD. Oh well... Still, even if Sega made this type of ad, I really can't get mad at them because they are a classic even to this day.

If they dropped the word "with", it wouldn't sound so dirty - Mcgillacuddy

This was the slogan of a Sega Genesis console. Whoever approved this clearly skipped Sex Ed. - SpectralOwl

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3 Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention

More like a prompt of embarrassment.

This is the slogan of a cleaners service. What is worse is that they could have at least changed it to "Drop OFF your pants". Come on! - SpectralOwl

The way this slogan is written makes me excited for prompt attention. - DCfnaf

Just my pants?

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4 I shoot people and pets I shoot people and pets

Don't shoot me!

I'm calling the cops. - Queen_Hoe

FBI wants your location. - MrCoolC

Woah, woah, wait a minute. This was a photography service. I bet they did not even hire ANYONE to approve this dark slogan. - SpectralOwl

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5 I take a sheet in the pool I take a sheet in the pool

You might wanna...LOL! - AlphaQ

Wow ok I didn't need to know

I think this is even funnier if you say it with an Italian accent.

Just say it out loud, and you will understand what is wrong with that - SpectralOwl

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6 Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly! Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly!

Some local gym said this. I wonder if the local cosmetics shop says the same thing only like this: Just be fat! - SpectralOwl

Okay that sounds depressing as hell - Mcgillacuddy

Why not just be fat?

This is kind of funny.

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7 Students turn us on Students turn us on

How to be pedophile 101 - AlphaQ

"Oh this is a great slogan, it won't sound like we are pedophiles or anything". - SpectralOwl

I don't want to know what this slogan is for.

They better have been Hot For Teacher

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8 Spring is coming! I'm so excited I wet my plants. Spring is coming! I'm so excited I wet my plants.

I can relate. Except it doesn't rain much in Australia. - AlphaQ

Now this one isn't really a fail in a way, but it still is ridiculous - SpectralOwl

Very exciting indeed/

I can totally relate to this! - DCfnaf

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9 Our day starts when yours ends Our day starts when yours ends

This actually makes sense. Since I live in Chicago, I frequently hear news about some murder. The police are trying to say that they usually investigate homicide, but still, the slogan seems stupid. - MrCoolC

Silly Chicago Police, even they managed to pull of a failed slogan - SpectralOwl

That sounds like a murderer is running a business. - Ultron123

I thought this was a slogan for a funeral service.

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10 Your **** is my bread and butter Your **** is my bread and butter

Don't eat crap or you'll have indigestion. - AlphaQ

I wish this was made up, and it probably is because they swear on their slogan, but there is a chance that it it is legitimate, due to photographic evidence. Which it could be photoshopped or not - SpectralOwl

I wonder if this guy is sick all of the time. - DCfnaf

I will send you chicken and ketchup. To proveto you that there's more to this life than eating ass. - PositronWildhawk

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The Contenders

11 When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first! When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!

Imagine this as a slogan for a weight loss program.

Well, it does make you motivated to work out... - DCfnaf

This is a nice health warning by your local chiropractic clinic... - Metal_Treasure

12 F*** Her Right in the P****

10/10 quote ecks dee! - Queen_Hoe

GROSS

WHAT!?

ITS NOT A SLOGaN It's A MEME!

13 Touching Is Good

*cries* *runs off* - Queen_Hoe

Ah, old Nintendo DS ads. Good times. - Zach808

14 We Touch The Ones You Care About The Most
15 Can't live without spunk

It was part of Coca-Cola's failed attempt at bringing Dasani to the UK.

What’s spunk?

16 You probably didn't buy it You probably didn't buy it

This was a joke slogan, not a real slogan. - RalphBob

17 Chum is Fum

CHUM IS FUM! CHUM IS FUM! - AlphaQ

CHUM IS FUM! - Queen_Hoe

This also is not a real slogan. - RalphBob

This is from SpongeBob

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18 Black Olives Matter
19 Stroking to Please Stroking to Please

OOHH GFEELS GOOD! - AlphaQ

20 Family Owned. Shut up! no you shut up! Family Owned. Shut up! no you shut up!
21 Good food makes good food

It was on a shop.
- TheDuttyGyal

22 Real fruit from Real people

I guess some people aren't real. - Kefka

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1. We do our business in your mouth
2. Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention
3. I shoot people and pets
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1. We do our business in your mouth
2. The more you play with it, the harder it gets
3. I take a sheet in the pool
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2. I shoot people and pets
3. Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention
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