Top Ten Funniest Slogan Fails

That sounds really creepy, like a quote that would be said in a horror movie.

For explanation, this was from a dental office. Actually, it was a 'Family' dental place

Wow that's hilarious but I'm surprised the Dentists got away with doing a gross Slogan.

This is why kids are scared of dentists

That just sounds disturbing laugh out loud.

I'm shocked to be honest, the fact that Sega made a slogan like this really disgusts me. I mean, I have never seen slogans like this from Sega. Well, except the one with the 32x advertisement where it said "Just stick it in your Genesis", as if it wouldn't make things worse with the 32x and the Sega CD. Oh well... Still, even if Sega made this type of ad, I really can't get mad at them because they are a classic even to this day.

This was the slogan of a Sega Genesis console. Whoever approved this clearly skipped Sex Ed.

Looking at that picture, I think they knew exactly what they were doing.

Yep, I remember this. Really confusing why this was released.

This is the slogan of a cleaners service. What is worse is that they could have at least changed it to "Drop OFF your pants". Come on!

The way this slogan is written makes me excited for prompt attention.

I would drop all my pants on the sign to make it even better.

I just found my new favorite business.

Woah, woah, wait a minute. This was a photography service. I bet they did not even hire ANYONE to approve this dark slogan.

Haha, but they don't shoot wild animals, aliens and ghosts? I am so disappointed. They aren't professionals. LOL

I'm calling the cops.

Don't shoot me!

Just say it out loud, and you will understand what is wrong with that

I think this is even funnier if you say it with an Italian accent.

I saw this and died laughing

Was it a runny one?

Some local gym said this. I wonder if the local cosmetics shop says the same thing only like this: Just be fat!

Okay that sounds depressing as hell

This is kind of funny.

Why not just be fat?

"Oh this is a great slogan, it won't sound like we are pedophiles or anything".

I don't want to know what this slogan is for.

They better have been Hot For Teacher

How to be pedophile 101

Now this one isn't really a fail in a way, but it still is ridiculous

I can relate. Except it doesn't rain much in Australia.

I can totally relate to this!

I'm so excited I wet my pants!

This actually makes sense. Since I live in Chicago, I frequently hear news about some murder. The police are trying to say that they usually investigate homicide, but still, the slogan seems stupid.

Silly Chicago Police, even they managed to pull of a failed slogan

That sounds like a murderer is running a business.

I thought this was a slogan for a funeral service.

This is a nice health warning by your local chiropractic clinic...

Imagine this as a slogan for a weight loss program.

Well, it does make you motivated to work out...

This was a joke slogan, not a real slogan.