Top Ten Funniest Slogan Fails
Every popular company has a memorable slogan to market their product, but sometimes they can become a fail not thought through or approved by people who clearly were not paying attention. Let us see the funniest fails of slogans
That sounds really creepy, like a quote that would be said in a horror movie.
For explanation, this was from a dental office. Actually, it was a 'Family' dental place
This is why kids are scared of dentists
That just sounds disturbing laugh out loud.

I'm shocked to be honest, the fact that Sega made a slogan like this really disgusts me. I mean, I have never seen slogans like this from Sega. Well, except the one with the 32x advertisement where it said "Just stick it in your Genesis", as if it wouldn't make things worse with the 32x and the Sega CD. Oh well... Still, even if Sega made this type of ad, I really can't get mad at them because they are a classic even to this day.
This was the slogan of a Sega Genesis console. Whoever approved this clearly skipped Sex Ed.
Looking at that picture, I think they knew exactly what they were doing.
Yep, I remember this. Really confusing why this was released.

This is the slogan of a cleaners service. What is worse is that they could have at least changed it to "Drop OFF your pants". Come on!
The way this slogan is written makes me excited for prompt attention.
I would drop all my pants on the sign to make it even better.
I just found my new favorite business.

Woah, woah, wait a minute. This was a photography service. I bet they did not even hire ANYONE to approve this dark slogan.
Haha, but they don't shoot wild animals, aliens and ghosts? I am so disappointed. They aren't professionals. LOL
I'm calling the cops.
Don't shoot me!

Some local gym said this. I wonder if the local cosmetics shop says the same thing only like this: Just be fat!
Okay that sounds depressing as hell
This is kind of funny.
Why not just be fat?

Just say it out loud, and you will understand what is wrong with that
I think this is even funnier if you say it with an Italian accent.
I saw this and died laughing
Was it a runny one?

"Oh this is a great slogan, it won't sound like we are pedophiles or anything".
I don't want to know what this slogan is for.
They better have been Hot For Teacher
How to be pedophile 101

This actually makes sense. Since I live in Chicago, I frequently hear news about some murder. The police are trying to say that they usually investigate homicide, but still, the slogan seems stupid.
Silly Chicago Police, even they managed to pull of a failed slogan
That sounds like a murderer is running a business.
I thought this was a slogan for a funeral service.

Now this one isn't really a fail in a way, but it still is ridiculous
I can relate. Except it doesn't rain much in Australia.
I can totally relate to this!
I'm so excited I wet my pants!

I wish this was made up, and it probably is because they swear on their slogan, but there is a chance that it it is legitimate, due to photographic evidence. Which it could be photoshopped or not
I will send you chicken and ketchup. To proveto you that there's more to this life than eating ass.
I wonder if this guy is sick all of the time.
Don't eat crap or you'll have indigestion.

This is a nice health warning by your local chiropractic clinic...
Imagine this as a slogan for a weight loss program.
Well, it does make you motivated to work out...
10/10 quote ecks dee!
*cries* *runs off*
It was part of Coca-Cola's failed attempt at bringing Dasani to the UK.

This was a joke slogan, not a real slogan.
This also is not a real slogan.
This is from SpongeBob


It was on a shop.
- TheDuttyGyal
I guess some people aren't real.