Top Ten Funniest Slogan Fails

Every popular company has a memorable slogan to market their product, but sometimes they can become a fail not thought through or approved by people who clearly were not paying attention. Let us see the funniest fails of slogans

The Top Ten

1 We do our business in your mouth

This is why kids are scared of dentists

That sounds really creepy, like a quote that would be said in a horror movie.

Wow, this actually got to be a featured list, Thanks everyone!

That just sounds disturbing laugh out loud.

2 The more you play with it, the harder it gets

I'm shocked to be honest, the fact that Sega made a slogan like this really disgusts me. I mean, I have never seen slogans like this from Sega. Well, except the one with the 32x advertisement where it said "Just stick it in your Genesis", as if it wouldn't make things worse with the 32x and the Sega CD. Oh well... Still, even if Sega made this type of ad, I really can't get mad at them because they are a classic even to this day.

If they dropped the word "with", it wouldn't sound so dirty

This was the slogan of a Sega Genesis console. Whoever approved this clearly skipped Sex Ed.

Yep, I remember this. Really confusing why this was released.

3 Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention

This is the slogan of a cleaners service. What is worse is that they could have at least changed it to "Drop OFF your pants". Come on!

Just my pants?

I would drop all my pants on the sign to make it even better.

The way this slogan is written makes me excited for prompt attention.

4 I shoot people and pets

Woah, woah, wait a minute. This was a photography service. I bet they did not even hire ANYONE to approve this dark slogan.

Haha, but they don't shoot wild animals, aliens and ghosts? I am so disappointed. They aren't professionals. LOL

I'm calling the cops.

Don't shoot me!

5 I take a sheet in the pool

I think this is even funnier if you say it with an Italian accent.

Just say it out loud, and you will understand what is wrong with that

Was it a big one?

Was it a runny one?

6 Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly!

Some local gym said this. I wonder if the local cosmetics shop says the same thing only like this: Just be fat!

Okay that sounds depressing as hell

Why not just be fat?

This is kind of funny.

7 Students turn us on

"Oh this is a great slogan, it won't sound like we are pedophiles or anything".

I don't want to know what this slogan is for.

They better have been Hot For Teacher

How to be pedophile 101

8 Spring is coming! I'm so excited I wet my plants.

Now this one isn't really a fail in a way, but it still is ridiculous

Very exciting indeed/

I can relate. Except it doesn't rain much in Australia.

I can totally relate to this!

9 Our day starts when yours ends

This actually makes sense. Since I live in Chicago, I frequently hear news about some murder. The police are trying to say that they usually investigate homicide, but still, the slogan seems stupid.

Silly Chicago Police, even they managed to pull of a failed slogan

That sounds like a murderer is running a business.

I thought this was a slogan for a funeral service.

10 Your **** is my bread and butter

I wish this was made up, and it probably is because they swear on their slogan, but there is a chance that it it is legitimate, due to photographic evidence. Which it could be photoshopped or not

I wonder if this guy is sick all of the time.

Don't eat crap or you'll have indigestion.

I will send you chicken and ketchup. To proveto you that there's more to this life than eating ass.

The Contenders

11 When the Aliens land, they may eat the FAT humans first!

Imagine this as a slogan for a weight loss program.

This is a nice health warning by your local chiropractic clinic...

Well, it does make you motivated to work out...

12 F*** Her Right in the P****

10/10 quote ecks dee!

WHAT!?

ITS NOT A SLOGaN It's A MEME!

13 Touching Is Good

*cries* *runs off*

14 We Touch The Ones You Care About The Most
15 Can't live without spunk

It was part of Coca-Cola's failed attempt at bringing Dasani to the UK.

What’s spunk?

16 You probably didn't buy it

This was a joke slogan, not a real slogan.

17 Chum is Fum

This also is not a real slogan.

This is from SpongeBob

CHUM IS FUM! CHUM IS FUM!

CHUM IS FUM!

18 Black Olives Matter
19 Stroking to Please

OOHH GFEELS GOOD!

20 Family Owned. Shut up! no you shut up!
21 Good food makes good food

It was on a shop.
- TheDuttyGyal

22 Real fruit from Real people

I guess some people aren't real.

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