Top Ten Funniest Slogan Fails

This is why kids are scared of dentists

That sounds really creepy, like a quote that would be said in a horror movie.

That just sounds disturbing laugh out loud.

For explanation, this was from a dental office. Actually, it was a 'Family' dental place

Wow that's hilarious but I'm surprised the Dentists got away with doing a gross Slogan.

I'm shocked to be honest, the fact that Sega made a slogan like this really disgusts me. I mean, I have never seen slogans like this from Sega. Well, except the one with the 32x advertisement where it said "Just stick it in your Genesis", as if it wouldn't make things worse with the 32x and the Sega CD. Oh well... Still, even if Sega made this type of ad, I really can't get mad at them because they are a classic even to this day.

If they dropped the word "with", it wouldn't sound so dirty

This was the slogan of a Sega Genesis console. Whoever approved this clearly skipped Sex Ed.

Yep, I remember this. Really confusing why this was released.

This is the slogan of a cleaners service. What is worse is that they could have at least changed it to "Drop OFF your pants". Come on!

Just my pants?

I would drop all my pants on the sign to make it even better.

The way this slogan is written makes me excited for prompt attention.

Woah, woah, wait a minute. This was a photography service. I bet they did not even hire ANYONE to approve this dark slogan.

Haha, but they don't shoot wild animals, aliens and ghosts? I am so disappointed. They aren't professionals. LOL

I'm calling the cops.

Don't shoot me!

I think this is even funnier if you say it with an Italian accent.

Just say it out loud, and you will understand what is wrong with that

Was it a big one?

Was it a runny one?

Some local gym said this. I wonder if the local cosmetics shop says the same thing only like this: Just be fat!

Okay that sounds depressing as hell

Why not just be fat?

This is kind of funny.

"Oh this is a great slogan, it won't sound like we are pedophiles or anything".

I don't want to know what this slogan is for.

They better have been Hot For Teacher

How to be pedophile 101

Now this one isn't really a fail in a way, but it still is ridiculous

Very exciting indeed/

I can relate. Except it doesn't rain much in Australia.

I can totally relate to this!

This actually makes sense. Since I live in Chicago, I frequently hear news about some murder. The police are trying to say that they usually investigate homicide, but still, the slogan seems stupid.

Silly Chicago Police, even they managed to pull of a failed slogan

That sounds like a murderer is running a business.

I thought this was a slogan for a funeral service.

Imagine this as a slogan for a weight loss program.

This is a nice health warning by your local chiropractic clinic...

Well, it does make you motivated to work out...

This was a joke slogan, not a real slogan.

OOHH GFEELS GOOD!