Funniest Snippets of Arguments

Britgirl

The Top Ten

1 "Arrrrrrrggggghhhh!!!!" - a woman screaming in the face of her boyfriend.

I was there during that poor chap's ten second ordeal. I wasn't that irate woman by the way. - Britgirl

2 Oh, for Christ's sake woman, if you're gonna do it, at least use your other hand!

Not what you think you cheeky lot! A man said this when she made the 'loser' sign with her hand. She used her left hand instead of her right. - Britgirl

3 *Shouts* "My mother-in- law!"

.,. Was enough to stop the argument dead! Haha! - Britgirl

4 Yeah, yeah! Well... At least I don't stick my nose in where it ain't wanted!

VERY glad to hear it! - Britgirl

5 .,.FOUR times last night and TWICE this morning! I'm TIRED!

I imagine it was how many times he had to get up and tend to his baby. Er, child that is. haha! - Britgirl

6 Take me off of loudspeaker! NOW!

She didn't even need to be put on loudspeaker with that voice. - Britgirl

7 You stupid PRICK!

This was just plain funny. - Britgirl

8 Right! That's it! Carry your own sodding shopping!

He then left slammed the bags down in the middle of the road! - Britgirl

I think your comment should go on your conversation snippets list, Britgirl. - PositronWildhawk

9 GIVE ME BACK MY WIG!

Screamed some bald chap to another bald chap. - Britgirl

Really?! Is that true?! Wow! - PetSounds

10 You think I was bored then! You should see me NOW!

The Contenders

11 I'll have you know IT'S WRITTEN IN ELVISH!
12 You can't deal with it, man! You put it in there!
13 All right then, I'll put it on the calendar and you can look at it every night!
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1. Take me off of loudspeaker! NOW!
2. "Arrrrrrrggggghhhh!!!!" - a woman screaming in the face of her boyfriend.
3. .,.FOUR times last night and TWICE this morning! I'm TIRED!
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1. Yeah, yeah! Well... At least I don't stick my nose in where it ain't wanted!
2. Oh, for Christ's sake woman, if you're gonna do it, at least use your other hand!
3. "Arrrrrrrggggghhhh!!!!" - a woman screaming in the face of her boyfriend.
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