Funniest Song Titles Ever

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All Song Titles appearing in this work are not fictitious. So have sympathy on their writers.

The Top Ten

1 If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You - Mike Snider

That is true love. Much more emotional that TITANIC. - SouthRight

2 I Love the Smelly Feet - Submarine Man
3 If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? - Mental As Anything

This rather sweet really. - Britgirl

4 She Got the Ring (I Got the Finger) - Chuck Mead
5 I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash

OR: I've been flushed from the bathroom of your fart.. - Britgirl

6 You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly - Loretta Lynn
7 I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life - Unknown Artist

What was her name mercedes...? - SouthRight

8 Life is Hard, But Life is Hardest When You're Dumb - Austin Lounge Lizards
9 I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone) - Hoosier Hotshots
10 Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued - Fall Out Boy

The Contenders

11 My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett
12 I Eat My Own Ass - Lil Meerkat
13 I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling - Instant Witness
14 Stealing a Young Sexy Goat from an Angry Farmer to Have Sex with It While Unexpected Farmer Dismembers Your Body with a Blunt Machete - Hymenotomy

Yes, this is a real song. - AdamDestructorJr.

15 Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure - Molly Ivins
16 All My Exes Live In Texas - George Strait

Texas is welcome to mine too! - Britgirl

17 My Ass is on Fire - Mr. Bungle

LOL.

18 Talk S**T Like a Preacher - Future
19 Tis a Pity She Was a Whore - David Bowie
20 Stinko Foot - Submarine Man
21 I Eat Ass - Filthy Frank
22 The Shallow End of the Gene Pool - Austin Lounge Lizards
23 Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles
24 I Have Been In You - Frank Zappa

Need I say why? - The_Violist

25 Small Dick - Pink Guy
26 No Anchovies, Please - The J. Geils Band

I don't know how they came up with this, but it's weird yet funny at the same time.

27 He Hit Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss) - The Crystals
28 Δ M I −1 = − Α Σ N =1 N D I [ N ][Σ J ∈C[ I ] F Ji [ N − 1] + F Ext I [ N −1 ]] - Aphex Twin

LOL - christangrant

29 Justin Bieber Farts - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

LOL! Good way to piss the Beliebers off!

30 I-95 Song (The A****** Song) - The Good Brothers

This is hilarious!

31 Piss On the Wall - The J. Geils Band
32 The Streak - Ray Stevens

I really love the video for this. "I hollered, I said Don't look, Ethyl! "

33 Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington
34 Porcupine Pie - Neil Diamond
35 Banapple Gas - Cat Stevens
36 Big Balls - AC/DC
37 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd
38 Kill Your Mother / Rape Your Dog - Dying Fetus
39 Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy) - Big & Rich
40 Rat Salad - Black Sabbath
41 Jack the Stripper / Fairies Wear Boots - Black Sabbath
42 Get a Haircut - George Thorogood & The Destroyers
43 Bitch's Brew - Aerosmith
44 I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore - The Snake Oil Willie Band
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Top Remixes (5)

1. I Love the Smelly Feet - Submarine Man
2. I Eat My Own Ass - Lil Meerkat
3. I Eat Ass - Filthy Frank
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1. I Love the Smelly Feet - Submarine Man
2. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You - Mike Snider
3. Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued - Fall Out Boy
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1. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? - Mental As Anything
2. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly - Loretta Lynn
3. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You - Mike Snider
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