Funniest Song Titles Ever

All Song Titles appearing in this work are not fictitious. So have sympathy on their writers.
The Top Ten
1 If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You - Mike Snider

That is true love. Much more emotional that TITANIC.

2 I Love the Smelly Feet - Submarine Man
3 If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? - Mental As Anything

This rather sweet really.

4 She Got the Ring (I Got the Finger) - Chuck Mead
5 I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash

OR: I've been flushed from the bathroom of your fart..

6 You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly - Loretta Lynn
7 I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life - Unknown Artist

What was her name mercedes...?

8 Life is Hard, But Life is Hardest When You're Dumb - Austin Lounge Lizards
9 Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued - Fall Out Boy

I was expecting this song to be here considering how the band's lawyer stepped in and made them change the name of this song before it was released in 2005. It was originally going to be called "My Name is David Ruffin and These Are the Temptations", but they ended up changing it to this.

10 I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone) - Hoosier Hotshots
The Contenders
11 My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett
12 I Eat My Own Ass - Lil Meerkat
13 Stealing a Young Sexy Goat from an Angry Farmer to Have Sex with It While Unexpected Farmer Dismembers Your Body with a Blunt Machete - Hymenotomy

Yes, this is a real song.

14 I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling - Instant Witness
15 Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure - Molly Ivins
16 My Ass is on Fire - Mr. Bungle
17 I Eat Ass - Filthy Frank
18 All My Exes Live In Texas - George Strait

Texas is welcome to mine too!

19 Justin Bieber Farts - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

LOL! Good way to piss the Beliebers off!

20 Talk S**T Like a Preacher - Future
21 Tis a Pity She Was a Whore - David Bowie
22 Stinko Foot - Submarine Man
23 The Shallow End of the Gene Pool - Austin Lounge Lizards
24 Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles
25 I Have Been In You - Frank Zappa
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