Funniest Song Titles Ever

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The Top Ten

1 She Got the Ring (I Got the Finger) - Chuck Mead
2 If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? - Mental As Anything

This rather sweet really. - Britgirl

3 I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash

OR: I've been flushed from the bathroom of your fart.. - Britgirl

4 If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You - Mike Snider

That is true love. Much more emotional that TITANIC. - SouthRight

5 I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life - Unknown Artist

What was her name mercedes...? - SouthRight

6 I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone) - Hoosier Hotshots
7 You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly - Loretta Lynn
8 Life is Hard, But Life is Hardest When You're Dumb - Austin Lounge Lizards
9 Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure - Molly Ivins
10 All My Exes Live In Texas - George Strait

Texas is welcome to mine too! - Britgirl

The Newcomers

? Stealing a Young Sexy Goat from an Angry Farmer to Have Sex with It While Unexpected Farmer Dismembers Your Body with a Blunt Machete - Hymenotomy

Yes, this is a real song. - AdamDestructorJr.

The Contenders

11 I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling - Instant Witness
12 My Ass is on Fire - Mr. Bungle

LOL.

13 The Shallow End of the Gene Pool - Austin Lounge Lizards
14 Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - The Beatles
15 I Have Been In You - Frank Zappa

Need I say why? - The_Violist

16 He Hit Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss) - The Crystals
17 Δ M I −1 = − Α Σ N =1 N D I [ N ][Σ J ∈C[ I ] F Ji [ N − 1] + F Ext I [ N −1 ]] - Aphex Twin

LOL - christangrant

18 Porcupine Pie - Neil Diamond
19 Banapple Gas - Cat Stevens
20 My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett
21 Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued - Fall Out Boy
22 Big Balls - AC/DC
23 Justin Bieber Farts - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
24 Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd
25 Kill Your Mother / Rape Your Dog - Dying Fetus
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Top Remixes

1. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? - Mental As Anything
2. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly - Loretta Lynn
3. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You - Mike Snider
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1. She Got the Ring (I Got the Finger) - Chuck Mead
2. I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bone) - Hoosier Hotshots
3. I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash
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