Funniest Songs by Metal Bands

If you are a metal fan you know that there is no fun in metal. However, some metal bands created songs that are pretty funny.
Usually these songs aren't metal - most often they are hard rock or borderline hard rock/metal, or something else.
Except folk metal bands, the others were just having some fun.

The Top Ten

1 Keelhauled - Alestorm

This is folk metal and being funny is allowed in this subgenre. - Metal_Treasure

Argh! I love me some hearty Pirate Metal. Gather around, let us yo ho head bang to the seven seas. Come on, ye' scallywags, our quest for the keytar is a guitar solo away!

Aye, too much rum, methinks I have lost it - cjWriter1997

2 Victim of Changes - Judas Priest
3 I'm a Rebel - Accept

The way Udo sings it...
"They say I won't make it to the top of the hill
Won't take the fruit off the tree
And ev'rybody says I'm out for the kill
They're all laughing at me
They're all laughing at me
I'm a rebel - rebel - don't you just know it" - Metal_Treasure

4 Der Jegermeister - Trollfest

Another folk metal song. - Metal_Treasure

5 Medley (Alcohol, Puke, Mon Cheri, Wonderful Life) - Tankard
6 21 - Annihilator

"Welcome to the hothouse, the game is called 21
I was in debt right up to my neck, I wasn't having any fun
But then the dealer turned around, she looked me right in the eye
I got no time for messing around but you know I had to give it a try
She's got me under the gun - she can't have 21". - Metal_Treasure

7 All I Want for Christmas - Theocracy
8 Surfin' Bird - Sodom

This is a metal cover, the song is originally by The Trashmen. - Metal_Treasure

Simply... this song has no meaning! but very fun to listen to - MoeinTPS

9 Shipwrecked - Alestorm
10 Kaptein Kaos - Trollfest

This is folk metal again. Goes better with the video - it's very funny, too. - Metal_Treasure

The Contenders

11 F***** with an Anchor - Alestorm

This song has so much that makes it hilarious; swearing, curses, voodoo witch doctors, anal assault with an anchor...

12 Trinidad - Edguy

"Hello Girls! "
"Hello Tobi you hot little machine! "
"Back and home in Germany I was a famous porn star, haha"
(Tobi is Tobias Sammet - singer, lyricist and composer for Edguy) - Metal_Treasure

13 Drink - Alestorm
14 Anarchy in the U.K. - Megadeth
15 I'm the Man - Anthrax

It makes fun of the fact that Rap and Metal can't mix when this song proves otherwise plus there's a lot of humor here - christangrant


16 Dicks Out for Harambe - Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx
17 A Girl Called Cerveza - Tankard

Thrash metal music sounds really funny with those lyrics - Metal_Treasure

18 Karve - Trollfest
19 Rules for Fools - Tankard
20 Need Money for Beer - Tankard
21 Stone Cold Sober - Tankard
22 P***y - Rammstein
23 A Little Piece of Heaven - Avenged Sevenfold
24 Pizza - Attila
25 Wipe Your A** with Sandpaper - Bounding Innards
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