Funniest Songs of All Time

Some artists make their career with songs like these. But every artist does one. These are the funniest songs ever. Please restrict to originally composed songs, no parodies

The Top Ten

1 Big Balls - AC/DC

Hahaaahahaahaha! This is so hilarious! Best song by AC/DC.

2 Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic


3 Beelzeboss - Tenacious D

This song is still funny. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

4 Three Point One Four - Bloodhound Gang

The harmonica part gets me every time! - Shake_n_Bake13

5 My Name Is - Eminem

This song cracks me up especially when he said wanna see me stick some 9 inch nail into each one of my eyelid


6 D*** in a Box - Lonely Island
7 White & Nerdy - "Weird Al" Yankovic

He made fun of a rap song.

8 King Tut - Steve Martin

Buried with a donkey!

Funky Tut!

9 Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
10 In Old Mexico - Tom Lehrer

The Newcomers

? Jerry Was a Racecar Driver - Primus

How wasn’t this already on the list? - Userguy44

? Locomotive - Guns N' Roses

My baby's got a locomotive! - Userguy44

The Contenders

11 You're So Sweet - Neil Diamond

"... Horseflies keep hangin' 'round your face..." - Billyv

12 Chocolate Salty Balls - Isaac Hayes
13 Inside of You - Infant Sorrow
14 Mope - Bloodhound Gang
15 Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce
16 Shaving Cream - Benny Bell

This is one of my absolute favorite novelty records. I especially like the ending. - Gg2000

17 London Underground - Amateur Transplants

This song is funny yet accurate as hell. WHERE'S MY TRAIN? - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

18 I'll Sue Ya - Weird Al Yankovic
19 Bugatti - Ace Hood

It's funny cause he's bragging about how rich he is when his album sales flopped - bobbythebrony

20 Uncle F**** - South Park

Heck yeah

21 A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang
22 Camelot Song - Monty Python
23 Workin' at the Carwash Blues - Jim Croce
24 Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic
25 Thrift Shop - Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
26 Fright Flight - Rodney Greenblat
27 White is Right - Pink Guy
28 Without You - Mark Gormley
29 The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
30 Eric the Half a Bee - Monty Python
31 The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

I expected this to be a lot higher because many people like this song - AlphaQ

Who's this 65? The music videos hilarious but a bit dirty

Extremely funny and dirty and should be way Higher than #38
2nd best Eminem song (1st is rap god)

32 Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time - Panic! at the Disco
33 Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly
34 Dick Pays Rent - Pink Guy
35 Sweet Talk - Saint Motel
36 Hardware Store - Weird Al
37 I'm the Man - Anthrax
38 GDFR - Flo Rida
39 The Twelve Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
40 I Wanna Go Back to Dixie - Tom Lehrer
41 They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
42 Girlfriend - Kabbage Boy
43 America, F*** Yeah - Trey Parker

You should also hear the sad version.

Trump should make this the new national anthem! - Solarian

44 Muffin Man - Frank Zappa
45 Handlebars - Flobots
46 Coconut - Harry Nilsson
47 J*** In My Pants - The Lonely Island
48 Hit the Quan - Ilovememphis
49 Keep Your Head Up - Um Jammer Lammy
50 Say F*** It - Buckcherry
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Top Remixes (10)

1. Without You - Mark Gormley
2. Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly
3. Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic
1. London Underground - Amateur Transplants
2. Beelzeboss - Tenacious D
3. White & Nerdy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
1. Three Point One Four - Bloodhound Gang
2. D*** in a Box - Lonely Island
3. Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry

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