Funniest Songs of All Time

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Some artists make their career with songs like these. But every artist does one. These are the funniest songs ever. Please restrict to originally composed songs, no parodies

The Top Ten

1 Big Balls - AC/DC

Such a great lead into the punchline

Hahaaahahaahaha! This is so hilarious! Best song by AC/DC.

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2 Beelzeboss - Tenacious D

This song is still funny. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

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3 Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic

This song isn't funny at all. - MrSnuffleupagus

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Horrible

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4 My Name Is - Eminem

Jeff

This song cracks me up especially when he said wanna see me stick some 9 inch nail into each one of my eyelid

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5 I'll Sue Ya - Weird Al Yankovic UListen to Sample
6 White & Nerdy - "Weird Al" Yankovic

He made fun of a rap song.

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7 Three Point One Four - Bloodhound Gang

The harmonica part gets me every time! - Shake_n_Bake13

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8 King Tut - Steve Martin

Buried with a donkey!

Funky Tut!

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9 D*** in a Box - Lonely Island UListen to Sample
10 In Old Mexico - Tom Lehrer UListen to Sample

The Newcomers

? Tommy the Cat - Primus UListen to Sample
? You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here - Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

This song cracks me up, probably my favorite song on this amazing album. I love the part whre he sings :
"You tore a big hole in the convertible top / What will you tell your mom and poop? ", and then says over the instruments "Mom, I tore a big hole in the convertible". - JoLeKosovo

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The Contenders

11 Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men UListen to Sample
12 You're So Sweet - Neil Diamond

"... Horseflies keep hangin' 'round your face..." - Billyv

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13 Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry UListen to Sample
14 Chocolate Salty Balls - Isaac Hayes
15 Shaddap You Face - Joe Dolce UListen to Sample
16 Scatman - Scatman John UListen to Sample
17 What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - Bob Rivers UListen to Sample
18 Shaving Cream - Benny Bell

This is one of my absolute favorite novelty records. I especially like the ending. - Gg2000

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19 Bugatti - Ace Hood

It's funny cause he's bragging about how rich he is when his album sales flopped - bobbythebrony

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20 Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly UListen to Sample
21 Thrift Shop - Macklemore and Ryan Lewis

How is this supposed to be funny? - MrSnuffleupagus

I find it rather annoying than funny. - Userguy44

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22 What Does the Fox Say - Ylvis

Yeah, maybe for a 5 year-old. - MrSnuffleupagus

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23 Inside of You - Infant Sorrow UListen to Sample
24 Camelot Song - Monty Python UListen to Sample
25 London Underground - Amateur Transplants

This song is funny yet accurate as hell. WHERE'S MY TRAIN? - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

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26 Uncle F**** - South Park

Heck yeah

27 Mope - Bloodhound Gang UListen to Sample
28 Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic UListen to Sample
29 Fright Flight - Rodney Greenblat
30 Without You - Mark Gormley UListen to Sample
31 The Twelve Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio UListen to Sample
32 Eric the Half a Bee - Monty Python UListen to Sample
33 Workin' at the Carwash Blues - Jim Croce UListen to Sample
34 Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time - Panic! at the Disco UListen to Sample
35 Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley UListen to Sample
36 F**k the System - System of a Down UListen to Sample
37 A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang UListen to Sample
38 Dick Pays Rent - Pink Guy
39 Busted in the Hood - Cypress Hill UListen to Sample
40 Ram Ranch - Grant Macdonald

Dude I remember the first time someone showed me this... it took me a solid 10 minutes to stop laughing

18 naked cowboys in the showers of Ram Ranch - lilrocketman

Ram Ranch really rocks! - JazzPunk

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41 The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang

Oh yeah this is hilarious! - Userguy44

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42 GDFR - Flo Rida UListen to Sample
43 White is Right - Pink Guy UListen to Sample
44 Hardware Store - Weird Al UListen to Sample
45 Muffin Man - Frank Zappa

Dams, this makes me laugh so hard. - JoLeKosovo

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46 I Wanna Go Back to Dixie - Tom Lehrer UListen to Sample
47 I'm the Man - Anthrax UListen to Sample
48 Handlebars - Flobots UListen to Sample
49 They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV UListen to Sample
50 America, F*** Yeah - Trey Parker

Trump should make this the new national anthem! - Solarian

You should also hear the sad version.

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Top Remixes (12)

1. Scatman - Scatman John
2. What Does the Fox Say - Ylvis
3. Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men
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1. Without You - Mark Gormley
2. Three Little Pigs - Green Jelly
3. Albuquerque - Weird Al Yankovic
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1. London Underground - Amateur Transplants
2. Beelzeboss - Tenacious D
3. White & Nerdy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

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