Funniest Sounding Cities and Countries

The Top Ten

1 Bangkok Bangkok Bangkok is the capital and most populous city of Thailand. It is known in Thai as Krung Thep Maha Nakhon or simply Krung Thep.

The capital city for BANGING... Sorry for the rude comment, if anyone from Thailand is reading this... But I couldn't help but write this, laugh out loud! - Kiteretsunu

2 Niger Niger Niger, officially the Republic of Niger, is a landlocked country in Western Africa, named after the Niger River.

Add 2nd "g" and see what happens.

3 Hungary Hungary Hungary is a sovereign state in Europe. It is situated in the Carpathian Basin and is bordered by Slovakia to the north, Romania to the east, Serbia to the south, Croatia to the southwest, Slovenia to the west, Austria to the northwest, and Ukraine to the northeast.

Funny, isn't it? Are you hungry?

4 Dildo (Canada)


5 Titty Ho (UK)

I'm not surprised. The UK is full of odd names. Probably more than anywhere else. - GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER

6 F****** (Austria)

What is behind stars?

7 Sexmoan (Philippines)

Are you gonna have sex

8 Djibouti Djibouti

It's an extremely underrated but terrible country with an even worse name

9 Moron (Argentina)

Oh gosh...

10 Fail (Portugal)

They literally failed in naming this city - ethanmeinster

The Contenders

11 Pornoapáti (Hungary)
12 Turkey Turkey Turkey, officially the Republic of Turkey, is a transcontinental country in Eurasia, mainly in Anatolia in Western Asia, with a smaller portion on the Balkan peninsula in Southeast Europe. Turkey is bordered by eight countries with Greece and Bulgaria to the northwest; Georgia to the northeast; Armenia, more.

I wanna eat you Turkey!

13 Nice (France)

Nice is a Nice City in France, Nicest Nice in The Nicest World! - TheChipotleAnt


14 Chile Chile Chile, officially the Republic of Chile, is a South American country occupying a long, narrow strip of land between the Andes to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west.
15 Useless Loop (Australia)
16 Kilkenny (Ireland)

Insert South Park reference here


17 Sarajevo (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
18 Middlesex County (USA)
19 Angered (Sweden)
20 Ulaanbaatar (Mongolia)

Enough vowels for ya?

21 Bangladesh Bangladesh Bangladesh, on the northern coast of the Bay of Bengal, is surrounded by India, with a small common border with Myanmar in the southeast. The country is low-lying riverine land traversed by the many branches and tributaries of the Ganges and Brahmaputra rivers.
22 Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Just really short - Gud_Spud

23 Solomon Islands Solomon Islands Solomon Islands is a sovereign country consisting of six major islands and over 900 smaller islands in Oceania lying to the east of Papua New Guinea and northwest of Vanuatu and covering a land area of 28,400 square kilometres.
24 Hell (Norway)
25 Bimbo (Central African Republic)
26 Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! (Quebec)
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