Funniest Sounding Cities and Countries

The Top Ten

1 Bangkok
2 Niger Niger Niger, officially the Republic of Niger, is a landlocked country in Western Africa, named after the Niger River.

Add 2nd "g" and see what happens.

3 Hungary Hungary Hungary is a sovereign state in Europe. It is situated in the Carpathian Basin and is bordered by Slovakia to the north, Romania to the east, Serbia to the south, Croatia to the southwest, Slovenia to the west, Austria to the northwest, and Ukraine to the northeast. V 1 Comment
4 Dildo (Canada)


5 Titty Ho (UK)

I'm not surprised. The UK is full of odd names. Probably more than anywhere else. - GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER

6 F****** (Austria)

What is behind stars?

7 Sexmoan (Philippines)

Are you gonna have sex

8 Djibouti Djibouti

It's an extremely underrated but terrible country with an even worse name

9 Moron (Argentina)

I'm not a moron in Argentina... I'm a moron in USA - YouShallEatPoopy

V 1 Comment
10 Pornoapáti (Hungary)

The Contenders

11 Turkey Turkey Turkey, officially the Republic of Turkey, is a transcontinental country in Eurasia, mainly in Anatolia in Western Asia, with a smaller portion on the Balkan peninsula in Southeast Europe. Turkey is bordered by eight countries with Greece and Bulgaria to the northwest; Georgia to the northeast; Armenia, more.

I wanna eat you Turkey!

12 Nice (France)

Nice is a Nice City in France, Nicest Nice in The Nicest World! - TheChipotleAnt


13 Chile Chile Chile, officially the Republic of Chile, is a South American country occupying a long, narrow strip of land between the Andes to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west. V 1 Comment
14 Useless Loop (Australia)
15 Fail (Portugal)

They literally failed in naming this city - ethanmeinster

16 Kilkenny (Ireland)

Insert South Park reference here

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17 Sarajevo (Bosnia and Herzegovina)
18 Middlesex County (USA)
19 Angered (Sweden)
20 Ulaanbaatar (Mongolia)

Enough vowels for ya?

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