Funniest Sounding Languages

The Top Ten
1 Chinese

So when I was in middle school we had a Chinese teacher with the thickest accent even when speaking English, and the kids would call her Ms. Ling Lang, and that's why I failed that class cause I couldn't understand what she was saying.

Chinese sounds as if someone forgot to push a receiver's play button...
Inference: Chinese = a movie scene that is being successively replayed

Yeah ass. but about the people in this world who have guts to learn Chinese only Chinese people...yeah cause it's their traditional language and its maybe 10000 of years old I think hm...but there is no way that you all make fun of a language.

The multi-purposed words don't do it any favours, but damn when they speak English with that accent it sounds awesome.

2 Hindi

Very funny. Partially voted because Indians are so but hurt at all criticism they get, even if it is not serious.

Hindi is funny and fascinating compared to the dull monotonic rotten languages of the west.

Hindi is the funniest sounding language. As a German, I like India and the language Hindi.

Can you get a goofier sounding language?

3 Danish

One time I chated with a danish girl...he send me a voice and I think that she hiccups all the time

Sounds like they have potatoes in their mouths as they speak

Hahaa this language sounds funny

It sounds funny. As a swede I barely understand them, they are my northern truefriends though 😊

4 Japanese

I just don't know when they're serious, or not. I dated Japanese girl once and only found out she was serious on stopping me when she tried calling the police, so I stopped doing her because she wasn't clear on consent or that she was probably trying to scam me.

I'm japanese and its true, it's a really cute sounding language

It's so funny and so cute

5 Korean

Sounds like Japanese but gibberish.

6 Dutch

As an English speaker, where many Dutch words look and spell very similarly to English words, spoken Dutch sounds like a stereotypical "Lucky Charms" Irishman trying to speak German. This is not an insult, it actually makes the language that much more endearing!

It sounds like they're trying too hard to not be English but at the same time to be English. It's a cute language.

Sounds like the netherlands know how to mess up the english language

Funny because it sounds a bit like German but more silly

7 Finnish

This language is so funny, when we are trying to speak it.

Look up "Pasi Viheraho" if you want to hear how true Finnish sounds.

Funny but it's also cute for me.

Veru cute language

8 Mongolian

A mix between Russian and Chinese. So cool!

9 English

What I find amusing is some of their attempts to say words that the Brits use constantly, like "Use" becomes "Oose" and "Art" becomes "Aat". Not all of them are like this, but some are.

Everything in english sounds like a joke, I can't take this language seriously.

I like how my English language stutters a lot.

English is a weird ass language

10 French

My problem with French is that the words are pronounced nothing like they are spelled. In French, Paris becomes Parii, Versailles becomes versii, Brittany becomes Bretagne and so on. I'm not trying to sound like a stupid and culturally insensitive American, but this just makes it much harder to learn and pronounce French.

Can't stop laughing when people speak it sounds funny because it sounds like they reading fast French is a silly language!

Sounds very rudimentary and romantic as someone who says love you.

Sounds like someone is chocking on a potato

The Contenders
11 Swedish

It's sounds a bit like they have no tongues... To vowel heavy.

It's like the most funniest sounds of the world

It's just weird. They always say 'v' and stuff

The muppets

12 Vietnamese

I find Viernanese an interesting language, but yet funny. Their pronunciation is loud, strong and just sounds weird in my opinion.

Sounds funnier than chinese should be number 1 I guess these people never heard viet language before.

Like that other person I find Vietnamese an interesting language but think it sounds hilarious.

Every word is one syllable, or multiple words each one syllable. It's hilarious

13 German

When I was a little kid, whenever I heard German accents I would laugh because of how funny it sounded to me. I'm not like that now but it was the funniest thing for me back in the day.

I remember watching Inglourious Basterds and I couldn;t help but laugh during the long dialogue scenes because there accents sounded so funny.

German sounds funny sometimes, but sometimes it sounds nice. *Starts thinking about cute and gorgeous German guys*

I never knew German could be so funny until I tired to study it myself. And I know my fair share of languages.

14 Thai

With family in Thailand I spend a lot of time there. The tones sound like straining and are quite nasal. Some sounds cannot possibly be a form of communication.

It's very funny to hear thai people talking each other.

I love how Thai has rolled r's. So unique and sexy.

This language sounds so funny

15 Italian

Definitely the most elegant and melodic language I've ever heard.

Amazing language, my favourite

16 Polish

It's funny, unique, weird, beautiful and awesome at the same time!

It does sound funny...so does every Slavic language to me except Russian.

This should be higher up than Russian

It just sounds hilarious.

17 Russian

The accent is very funny when they speak English with a Russian accent. The cafeteria lady at my school speaks with a Russian accent and whenever she says "chicken burger", it sounds like "chicken booger", and I can't stop laughing my heart out when I hear it.

They have a funny accent when they speak English and Russian

It is weird in many ways I can't tell

I like the acsent

18 Slovak

Its like Polish, but most funny.

19 Albanian

Everything sounds like shh shs shre shra

20 Macedonian
21 Arabic

Arabic and Persian both sound like someone is gaging up something

I think its very funny

Sounds like the speaker is trying to spit and gargle at the same time. Very harsh and gutterish. Don't believe me? Just listen to any Arabic commentary in a football video. Allah hu mobarak hu goalll.. fatu hu khwadh ha..

How is this not number 1? Seriously listen to this guy trying to explain how to make the sounds https://youtu.be/i1ZR_-OhdL8? t=41s

22 Filipino

This language always make me laugh even when I am not in the mood hahaa

Well it's a tie. Most of languages sounds funny because were unfamiliar. Agree or agree😁

Philippine language can be taken seriously! But it’s the best when telling jokes and making comments🤘It makes everything 100% funnier

23 Turkish

The women on the turkish shows my mom watches sound like aliens

24 Norwegian

As a swede, it sounds hilarious sometimes.

It's not that bad sounding, It's pretty

It's harsh-sounding.

25 Serbian

Serbian language is so manly and cultural language. You can express so many emotios with this language.

Majority of the sentences start with a curse or an insult, also comes out nasty, bu intentions are good.

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