Funniest Sounding Languages

The Top Ten

1 Chinese

So when I was in middle school we had a Chinese teacher with the thickest accent even when speaking English, and the kids would call her Ms. Ling Lang, and that's why I failed that class cause I couldn't understand what she was saying.

Chinese sounds as if someone forgot to push a receiver's play button...
Inference: Chinese = a movie scene that is being successively replayed

Yeah ass. but about the people in this world who have guts to learn Chinese only Chinese people...yeah cause it's their traditional language and its maybe 10000 of years old I think hm...but there is no way that you all make fun of a language.

The multi-purposed words don't do it any favours, but damn when they speak English with that accent it sounds awesome.

2 Hindi

I do not think it is THAT funny. I believe it is one of the sweetest sounding languages in the world

Very funny. Partially voted because Indians are so but hurt at all criticism they get, even if it is not serious.

Who has written this blog against Hindi, may be an uneducated person who has no knowledge of Hindi.

Hindi is funny and fascinating compared to the dull monotonic rotten languages of the west.

3 Danish

One time I chated with a danish girl...he send me a voice and I think that she hiccups all the time

"a danish girl" "he" I've always known the Danish were very gender fluid

Sounds like they have potatoes in their mouths as they speak

So poor, with an absolutely awful pronunciation. It really souds like they've got hot potatos in their throat.

Danish is the best lang there is

4 Japanese

I just don't know when they're serious, or not. I dated Japanese girl once and only found out she was serious on stopping me when she tried calling the police, so I stopped doing her because she wasn't clear on consent or that she was probably trying to scam me.

Actually...this language doesn't sound funny to me actually..it sounds beautiful and so cute I love how Japanese sounds it sounds very smooth when people speak I love hearing people singing or speaking it this language sounds so sweet and pretty this is the most beautiful spoken language I've ever heard why do some of you think Japanese might sound ugly? but actually..I've heard this language and it didn't have any harsh My harsh languages are Russian,German,French,Javanese,Swedish and Danish these languages sound harsh because they sound weird and harsh Javanese sounds ugly as hell I hate the sound of the Javanese language it has harsh It doesn't sound cute or anything but Japanese sounds more cuter than that weird awful Javanese language! it sounds like they are brushing harsh dust when I heard that language it's gonna make my ear bleed because they speak too quick and loud Japanese people talk very smooth in their native language I love how their native language because this ...more

It is not funny because japenese is actually a reletive to china which is also not funny mostly ithink what I wrote is actually false because of the end.

I'm japanese and its true, it's a really cute sounding language

5 Korean

The people saying it sounds gay are the same people who think men wearing make-up is gay even though make-up was originally made for men

Please stop this is offensive

Sounds like Japanese but gibberish.

Salty weebs in the comments here lol

6 Dutch

As an English speaker, where many Dutch words look and spell very similarly to English words, spoken Dutch sounds like a stereotypical "Lucky Charms" Irishman trying to speak German. This is not an insult, it actually makes the language that much more endearing!

It sounds like they're trying too hard to not be English but at the same time to be English. It's a cute language.

Sounds like the netherlands know how to mess up the english language

Funny because it sounds a bit like German but more silly

7 Finnish

This language is so funny, when we are trying to speak it.

Look up "Pasi Viheraho" if you want to hear how true Finnish sounds.

Funny but it's also cute for me.

Veru cute language

8 Mongolian

A mix between Russian and Chinese. So cool!

Mongolian sounds like a mix of Arabic, Russian, Chinese, and lisp. It is basically the coolest language there is.

9 English

At least we write what we speak in Hindi and not like English where tion becomes shan queue is the same as q(I'm talking about their pronunciation) and what is the use of silent letters.

What I find amusing is some of their attempts to say words that the Brits use constantly, like "Use" becomes "Oose" and "Art" becomes "Aat". Not all of them are like this, but some are.

English is a pretty weird languages, like some of the words are kind of funny to pronounce... for example, gurgle, patty, boom, cheese, whatever, it’s sort of an awkward language when you think about it.

Everything in english sounds like a joke, I can't take this language seriously.

10 French

My problem with French is that the words are pronounced nothing like they are spelled. In French, Paris becomes Parii, Versailles becomes versii, Brittany becomes Bretagne and so on. I'm not trying to sound like a stupid and culturally insensitive American, but this just makes it much harder to learn and pronounce French.

French sounds nice in some ways but horrible in others. I am from France so I know the language well and it isn't that pretty.

Can't stop laughing when people speak it sounds funny because it sounds like they reading fast French is a silly language!

Sounds very rudimentary and romantic as someone who says love you.

The Contenders

11 Swedish

It's sounds a bit like they have no tongues... To vowel heavy.

It's like the most funniest sounds of the world

It's just weird. They always say 'v' and stuff

Its beau en mellodic

12 Vietnamese

I find Viernanese an interesting language, but yet funny. Their pronunciation is loud, strong and just sounds weird in my opinion.

Sounds funnier than chinese should be number 1 I guess these people never heard viet language before.

Like that other person I find Vietnamese an interesting language but think it sounds hilarious.

Every word is one syllable, or multiple words each one syllable. It's hilarious

13 German

When I was a little kid, whenever I heard German accents I would laugh because of how funny it sounded to me. I'm not like that now but it was the funniest thing for me back in the day.

I remember watching Inglourious Basterds and I couldn;t help but laugh during the long dialogue scenes because there accents sounded so funny.

German sounds funny sometimes, but sometimes it sounds nice. *Starts thinking about cute and gorgeous German guys*

I never knew German could be so funny until I tired to study it myself. And I know my fair share of languages.

14 Thai

With family in Thailand I spend a lot of time there. The tones sound like straining and are quite nasal. Some sounds cannot possibly be a form of communication.

It's very funny to hear thai people talking each other.

I love how Thai has rolled r's. So unique and sexy.

This language sounds so funny

15 Italian

Italian language is not funny ar all, far to be a fun, it's like the Italian people so boring, so annoying.

Definitely the most elegant and melodic language I've ever heard.

Amazing language, my favourite

16 Polish

It's funny, unique, weird, beautiful and awesome at the same time!

It does sound funny...so does every Slavic language to me except Russian.

This should be higher up than Russian

It just sounds hilarious.

17 Russian

The accent is very funny when they speak English with a Russian accent. The cafeteria lady at my school speaks with a Russian accent and whenever she says "chicken burger", it sounds like "chicken booger", and I can't stop laughing my heart out when I hear it.

They have a funny accent when they speak English and Russian

It is weird in many ways I can't tell

I like the acsent

18 Slovak

Its like Polish, but most funny.

19 Albanian

Everything sounds like shh shs shre shra

20 Macedonian

There isn't any language called Macedonia iam rly sry
its called bulgarina or slavic

I speak Bulgarian

21 Arabic

Lol Persian is similar to Arabic. Persian is influenced by Arabic since the Muslim conquest of Persia, particularly Bahraini Arabic. Much vocabulary in Persian is borrowed from Arabic. This list is racist.

Lol Persian is similar to Arabic. Persian is influenced by Arabic since the Muslim conquest of Persia, particularly Bahraini Arabic. Much vocabulary in Persian is borrowed from Arabic.

It sounds ugly with speakers making best effort to spill their tonsils out as they speak

Arabic and Persian both sound like someone is gaging up something

Please don't think arabic is like Persian. Persian is a really great sweet, with an old history, and nice one. But arabic is a bad one! I learned it and when I was speak arabic I really think I'm an Animal..! It's awful and disgusting. I don't have that feel when I speak Russian English or Persian.

22 Filipino

No one would take a person who speaks philipino language seriously. They talk like how idiots in meth

This language always make me laugh even when I am not in the mood hahaa

How dare you,I'm a Filipino >:C

Philippine language can be taken seriously! But it’s the best when telling jokes and making comments🤘It makes everything 100% funnier

23 Turkish

The women on the turkish shows my mom watches sound like aliens

24 Norwegian

As a swede, it sounds hilarious sometimes.

It's not that bad sounding, It's pretty

No, it's just plain breathtaking

25 Serbian

Serbian language is so manly and cultural language. You can express so many emotios with this language.

Majority of the sentences start with a curse or an insult, also comes out nasty, bu intentions are good.

Poop language super poop

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