Top Ten Funniest SpongeBob Quotes


The Top Ten

1 Is Mayonnaise An Instrument - Patrick

No. Neither is horseradish - KingSlayer93316

Am I the only one who hates this line? It’s not even funny. - ForestFeline

I love how most of these quotes are by Patrick. - Minecraftcrazy530

Geez. You people love this quote. It's not the funniest quote ever! There are much funnier lines in spongebob

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2 There Once Lived An Ugly Barnacle He Was So Ugly That Everyone Died The End. - Patrick

That didn't help at all - Nateawesomeness

This is a meme now.

That's explain how I'm lonely *Poker face* - CerealGuy

3 Tom: Chocolate? Did you say "chocolate"? Patrick: Yes sir! With or without nuts? Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!


This was hilarious.

Many memes about it and liking "Chocolate with Nuts" is enough for me! Not funny to me anymore.

4 I Love You - Patrick
5 I'll Think I'll Eat It Now (Eats Candy Bar) I'll Think I'll Eat It Now - Patrick

Patrick after he eats his candy bar: I think I'll eat it now(bites hand)ow, where did candy bar go. It was funny when he went under Spongebob and thought that he ate the candy bar

You stole my candy barr - Nateawesomeness

No I didn't this is mine

I laugh at this so harc - RockStarr

6 Too Bad That Didn't Kill Me - Squidward
7 Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick

"Firmly grasp it." "Firmly grasp it." "FIRMLY GRASP IT! " (From "Jellyfishing"). - AwesomeMCPEman_YT

8 I Order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food we do that for 40 years then we die - Squidward

Oh, Squidward, how I admire your irony. LOL

9 OHHHHHHOHOHO! Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. - Patrick, Band Geeks
10 Is the part where we start kicking? - Spongebob

Kicking? Oh I wanna do some kicking! - EJ0602

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line...

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11 If I was a mom this would be kinda shocking - Patrick

Bad daddy oooh

JUST CALL ME DADDY! - Datguyisweird666

12 Krabs are so cheap they can't even pay attention - Spongebob

My mom once saved 2 cents by buying the crappy brand of spaghetti instead of the good kind. I wish I was lying

13 Who you callin' Pinhead? - Patrick

One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite episodes.

No, I’m Dirty Dan - KingSlayer93316

14 It’s a Giraffe! - Patrick (Bubblestand)
15 It's OK, Rocky. You go when you feel like it! - Patrick
16 It's not my BIRTHDAY!!!!! - Squidward, Opposite Day
17 It may be stupid but it's also dumb - Patrick
18 I Just Ripped My Pants! - Spongebob
19 Can we say people from Texas are dumb? - Patrick

No you can't! - Nateawesomeness

20 Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick

What did you say?. - Nateawesomeness

21 My Name's Not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
22 Okay, besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me, what else do you do for fun? - Squidward, The Camping Episode
23 Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb - Patrick
24 Meow - Gary
25 This is a hotel?/This is a hospital? - Patrick, Krusty Towers
26 Leedle Leedle Lee!!! - Patrick
27 Oh Spongebob, whyyyyyy? - Mrs. Puff, Boating School
28 Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way. Or the medium way.... Or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? - Spongebob, Gary Takes a Bath

I want to do it the sorta-hard-kinda-easy-non-challenging-way! - PokemonRPGbro

29 Should I start running now? - Patrick
30 Not Until 4 - Patrick
31 Get me out of here, you scurvy bird - Patchy the Pirate, Shanghaied
32 24 - Patrick

This needs 24 comments - Userguy44

There's one quote funnier though...25 - Brobusky

Oh, great... Another genius...

33 Have you finished those errands? - SpongeBob
34 SQUIDWARD! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! - Spongebob, Shanghaied
35 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!! - Squidward

Classic - Userguy44

36 What kind of fool do you take me for? He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward? I'm Squidward! Are there any more Squidwards I should know about? - Real Estate Agent


37 I’m ready!! - Spongebob

The quote that started it all. I’m surprised no one else has added this yet!

38 You Think This Is Funny? - Nat

No it isn’t. - Userguy44

39 Customer: Do you think this is funny? Plankton: Well, in a cosmic sort of way yes. Customer: Well, Mr.Funny pants. Is this how you get your sick kicks? Plankton: What? It's just an ordinary krabby... OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!

*Mr funny man

40 Well it's no secret that the best thing about a secret, is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret - Spongebob
41 I'd say we've reached an impact - Patrick
42 No Patrick horseradish isn't an instrument - Squidward

*puts hand down* - KingSlayer93316

43 There's always a shortcut - Patrick
44 Oh yeah! Whoo Whoo! Oh yeah yeah the colors! Oh yeah! - Spongebob
45 You're Not My Best Friend! - Patrick, The Battle Of Bikini Bottom
46 Some Roast Beef Some Chicken A Pizza - Patrick, Something Smells
47 This is disgusting! - Gramma
48 I’ll have a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. - Bubble Bass

We serve food here sir.

49 Finland!!! - Patrick
50 I Am SpongeBob, Destroyer of Evil! - SpongeBob
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1. It’s a Giraffe! - Patrick (Bubblestand)
2. Tom: Chocolate? Did you say "chocolate"? Patrick: Yes sir! With or without nuts? Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
3. There Once Lived An Ugly Barnacle He Was So Ugly That Everyone Died The End. - Patrick
1. Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick
2. Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick
3. Is Mayonnaise An Instrument - Patrick
1. Who you callin' Pinhead? - Patrick
2. My Name's Not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
3. Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick

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