Top Ten Funniest SpongeBob Quotes


The Top Ten

1 Is Mayonnaise An Instrument - Patrick

No, Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument neither. - PrincessKiana

I love how most of these quotes are by Patrick. - Minecraftcrazy530

Geez. You people love this quote. It's not the funniest quote ever! There are much funnier lines in spongebob

According to Patrick, mayonnaise is an instrument, and trumpets are food.

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2 There Once Lived An Ugly Barnacle He Was So Ugly That Everyone Died The End. - Patrick

That didn't help at all - Nateawesomeness

This is a meme now.

That's explain how I'm lonely *Poker face* - CerealGuy

3 I Love You - Patrick
4 Too Bad That Didn't Kill Me - Squidward
5 I'll Think I'll Eat It Now (Eats Candy Bar) I'll Think I'll Eat It Now - Patrick

You stole my candy barr - Nateawesomeness

No I didn't this is mine

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6 Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick

"Firmly grasp it." "Firmly grasp it." "FIRMLY GRASP IT! " (From "Jellyfishing"). - AwesomeMCPEman_YT

7 Is the part where we start kicking? - Spongebob

Kicking? Oh I wanna do some kicking! - EJ0602

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line...

8 I Order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food we do that for 40 years then we die - Squidward

Oh, Squidward, how I admire your irony. LOL

9 OHHHHHHOHOHO! Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. - Patrick, Band Geeks
10 If I was a mom this would be kinda shocking - Patrick

JUST CALL ME DADDY! - Datguyisweird666

The Contenders

11 Tom: Chocolate? Did you say "chocolate"? Patrick: Yes sir! With or without nuts? Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

This was hilarious.

Many memes about it and liking "Chocolate with Nuts" is enough for me! Not funny to me anymore.

12 Who you callin' Pinhead? - Patrick

One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite episodes.

13 I Just Ripped My Pants! - Spongebob
14 My Name's Not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
15 Okay, besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me, what else do you do for fun? - Squidward, The Camping Episode
16 Krabs are so cheap they can't even pay attention - Spongebob

My mom once saved 2 cents by buying the crappy brand of spaghetti instead of the good kind. I wish I was lying

My mother is cheaper, she's so cheap that she thinks 3$ candy bags are expensive... - PrincessKiana

17 Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick

What did you say?. - Nateawesomeness

18 This is a hotel?/This is a hospital? - Patrick, Krusty Towers
19 It may be stupid but it's also dumb - Patrick
20 Oh Spongebob, whyyyyyy? - Mrs. Puff, Boating School
21 It's not my BIRTHDAY!!!!! - Squidward, Opposite Day
22 Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way. Or the medium way.... Or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? - Spongebob, Gary Takes a Bath
23 Can we say people from Texas are dumb? - Patrick
24 24 - Patrick

There's one quote funnier though...25 - Brobusky

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25 SQUIDWARD! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! - Spongebob, Shanghaied
26 It's OK, Rocky. You go when you feel like it! - Patrick
27 Should I start running now? - Patrick
28 Well it's no secret that the best thing about a secret, is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret - Spongebob
29 Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb - Patrick
30 I'd say we've reached an impact - Patrick
31 No Patrick horseradish isn't an instrument - Squidward
32 There's always a shortcut - Patrick
33 Oh yeah! Whoo Whoo! Oh yeah yeah the colors! Oh yeah! - Spongebob
34 Have you finished those errands? - SpongeBob
35 Get me out of here, you scurvy bird - Patchy the Pirate, Shanghaied
36 You're Not My Best Friend! - Patrick, The Battle Of Bikini Bottom
37 Some Roast Beef Some Chicken A Pizza - Patrick, Something Smells
38 Leedle Leedle Lee!!! - Patrick
39 This is disgusting! - Gramma
40 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!! - Squidward
41 What kind of fool do you take me for? He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward? I'm Squidward! Are there any more Squidwards I should know about? - Real Estate Agent
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1. Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick
2. Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick
3. Is Mayonnaise An Instrument - Patrick
1. Who you callin' Pinhead? - Patrick
2. My Name's Not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
3. Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick
1. Is Mayonnaise An Instrument - Patrick
2. Okay, besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me, what else do you do for fun? - Squidward, The Camping Episode
3. This is a hotel?/This is a hospital? - Patrick, Krusty Towers

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