Top Ten Funniest SpongeBob Quotes

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1 Is Mayonnaise An Instrument - Patrick

No, Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument neither. - PrincessKiana

I love how most of these quotes are by Patrick. - Minecraftcrazy530

Geez. You people love this quote. It's not the funniest quote ever! There are much funnier lines in spongebob

According to Patrick, mayonnaise is an instrument, and trumpets are food.

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2 There Once Lived An Ugly Barnacle He Was So Ugly That Everyone Died The End. - Patrick V 2 Comments
3 I Love You - Patrick
4 Is the part where we start kicking? - Spongebob

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line...

5 Too Bad That Didn't Kill Me - Squidward
6 If I was a mom this would be kinda shocking - Patrick
7 I Order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food we do that for 40 years then we die - Squidward

Oh, Squidward, how I admire your irony. LOL

8 I'll Think I'll Eat It Now (Eats Candy Bar) I'll Think I'll Eat It Now - Patrick

You stole my candy barr - Nateawesomeness

No I didn't this is mine

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9 Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick
10 OHHHHHHOHOHO! Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. - Patrick, Band Geeks

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11 I Just Ripped My Pants! - Spongebob
12 Tom: Chocolate? Did you say "chocolate"? Patrick: Yes sir! With or without nuts? Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

Many memes about it and liking "Chocolate with Nuts" is enough for me! Not funny to me anymore.

13 Who you callin' Pinhead? - Patrick

One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite episodes. - eventer51314

14 Krabs are so cheap they can't even pay attention - Spongebob

My mom once saved 2 cents by buying the crappy brand of spaghetti instead of the good kind. I wish I was lying

My mother is cheaper, she's so cheap that she thinks 3$ candy bags are expensive... - PrincessKiana

15 My Name's Not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
16 Okay, besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me, what else do you do for fun? - Squidward, The Camping Episode
17 Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick V 1 Comment
18 This is a hotel?/This is a hospital? - Patrick, Krusty Towers
19 It may be stupid but it's also dumb - Patrick
20 Oh Spongebob, whyyyyyy? - Mrs. Puff, Boating School
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