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No. Neither is horseradish - KingSlayer93316
Am I the only one who hates this line? It’s not even funny. - ForestFeline
I love how most of these quotes are by Patrick. - Minecraftcrazy530
Geez. You people love this quote. It's not the funniest quote ever! There are much funnier lines in spongebobV 3 Comments
That didn't help at all - Nateawesomeness
This is a meme now.
That's explain how I'm lonely *Poker face* - CerealGuy
I LOVE CHOCOLATES!
This was hilarious.
Many memes about it and liking "Chocolate with Nuts" is enough for me! Not funny to me anymore.
Patrick after he eats his candy bar: I think I'll eat it now(bites hand)ow, where did candy bar go. It was funny when he went under Spongebob and thought that he ate the candy bar
You stole my candy barr - Nateawesomeness
No I didn't this is mine
I laugh at this so harc - RockStarr
"Firmly grasp it." "Firmly grasp it." "FIRMLY GRASP IT! " (From "Jellyfishing"). - AwesomeMCPEman_YT
Oh, Squidward, how I admire your irony. LOL
Kicking? Oh I wanna do some kicking! - EJ0602
No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line...
Bad daddy oooh
JUST CALL ME DADDY! - Datguyisweird666
My mom once saved 2 cents by buying the crappy brand of spaghetti instead of the good kind. I wish I was lying
One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite episodes.
No, I’m Dirty Dan - KingSlayer93316
No you can't! - Nateawesomeness
What did you say?. - Nateawesomeness
I want to do it the sorta-hard-kinda-easy-non-challenging-way! - PokemonRPGbro
This needs 24 comments - Userguy44
There's one quote funnier though...25 - Brobusky
Oh, great... Another genius...
Classic - Userguy44
The quote that started it all. I’m surprised no one else has added this yet!
No it isn’t. - Userguy44
*Mr funny man
*puts hand down* - KingSlayer93316
We serve food here sir.
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Top Remixes (7)
2. Tom: Chocolate? Did you say "chocolate"? Patrick: Yes sir! With or without nuts? Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
3. There Once Lived An Ugly Barnacle He Was So Ugly That Everyone Died The End. - Patrick
2. Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick
3. Is Mayonnaise An Instrument - Patrick
2. My Name's Not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
3. Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick
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