Top Ten Funniest SpongeBob Quotes

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1 Is Mayonnaise An Instrument - Patrick

No, Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument neither. - PrincessKiana

I love how most of these quotes are by Patrick. - Minecraftcrazy530

Geez. You people love this quote. It's not the funniest quote ever! There are much funnier lines in spongebob

According to Patrick, mayonnaise is an instrument, and trumpets are food.

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2 There Once Lived An Ugly Barnacle He Was So Ugly That Everyone Died The End. - Patrick V 2 Comments
3 I Love You - Patrick
4 Is the part where we start kicking? - Spongebob

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line...

5 Too Bad That Didn't Kill Me - Squidward
6 I'll Think I'll Eat It Now (Eats Candy Bar) I'll Think I'll Eat It Now - Patrick

You stole my candy barr - Nateawesomeness

No I didn't this is mine

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7 I Order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food we do that for 40 years then we die - Squidward

Oh, Squidward, how I admire your irony. LOL

8 If I was a mom this would be kinda shocking - Patrick
9 Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick
10 OHHHHHHOHOHO! Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. - Patrick, Band Geeks

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11 Krabs are so cheap they can't even pay attention - Spongebob

My mom once saved 2 cents by buying the crappy brand of spaghetti instead of the good kind. I wish I was lying

My mother is cheaper, she's so cheap that she thinks 3$ candy bags are expensive... - PrincessKiana

12 Tom: Chocolate? Did you say "chocolate"? Patrick: Yes sir! With or without nuts? Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
13 Who you callin' Pinhead? - Patrick

One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite episodes. - eventer51314

14 I Just Ripped My Pants! - Spongebob
15 My Name's Not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
16 Okay, besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me, what else do you do for fun? - Squidward, The Camping Episode
17 It may be stupid but it's also dumb - Patrick
18 Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick V 1 Comment
19 This is a hotel?/This is a hospital? - Patrick, Krusty Towers
20 Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way. Or the medium way.... Or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? - Spongebob, Gary Takes a Bath
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