Top Ten Funniest SpongeBob Quotes


The Top Ten

1 Is Mayonnaise An Instrument - Patrick

I love how most of these quotes are by Patrick. - Minecraftcrazy530

Geez. You people love this quote. It's not the funniest quote ever! There are much funnier lines in spongebob

According to Patrick, mayonnaise is an instrument, and trumpets are food.

Am I the only one who hates this line? It’s not even funny. - ForestFeline

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2 There Once Lived An Ugly Barnacle He Was So Ugly That Everyone Died The End. - Patrick

That didn't help at all - Nateawesomeness

This is a meme now.

That's explain how I'm lonely *Poker face* - CerealGuy

3 I Love You - Patrick
4 Tom: Chocolate? Did you say "chocolate"? Patrick: Yes sir! With or without nuts? Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

This was hilarious.

Many memes about it and liking "Chocolate with Nuts" is enough for me! Not funny to me anymore.


5 Too Bad That Didn't Kill Me - Squidward
6 I'll Think I'll Eat It Now (Eats Candy Bar) I'll Think I'll Eat It Now - Patrick

You stole my candy barr - Nateawesomeness

No I didn't this is mine

I laugh at this so harc - RockStarr

7 Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick

"Firmly grasp it." "Firmly grasp it." "FIRMLY GRASP IT! " (From "Jellyfishing"). - AwesomeMCPEman_YT

8 OHHHHHHOHOHO! Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. - Patrick, Band Geeks
9 I Order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food we do that for 40 years then we die - Squidward

Oh, Squidward, how I admire your irony. LOL

10 Is the part where we start kicking? - Spongebob

Kicking? Oh I wanna do some kicking! - EJ0602

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line...

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11 If I was a mom this would be kinda shocking - Patrick

JUST CALL ME DADDY! - Datguyisweird666

12 Who you callin' Pinhead? - Patrick

One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite episodes.

No, I’m Dirty Dan - KingSlayer93316

13 It's OK, Rocky. You go when you feel like it! - Patrick
14 It may be stupid but it's also dumb - Patrick
15 I Just Ripped My Pants! - Spongebob
16 Can we say people from Texas are dumb? - Patrick

No you can't! - Nateawesomeness

17 Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick

What did you say?. - Nateawesomeness

18 My Name's Not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
19 Okay, besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me, what else do you do for fun? - Squidward, The Camping Episode
20 Krabs are so cheap they can't even pay attention - Spongebob

My mom once saved 2 cents by buying the crappy brand of spaghetti instead of the good kind. I wish I was lying

21 Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb - Patrick
22 This is a hotel?/This is a hospital? - Patrick, Krusty Towers
23 Oh Spongebob, whyyyyyy? - Mrs. Puff, Boating School
24 Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way. Or the medium way.... Or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? - Spongebob, Gary Takes a Bath

I want to do it the sorta-hard-kinda-easy-non-challenging-way! - PokemonRPGbro

25 It's not my BIRTHDAY!!!!! - Squidward, Opposite Day
26 Should I start running now? - Patrick
27 Not Until 4 - Patrick
28 24 - Patrick

There's one quote funnier though...25 - Brobusky

Oh, great... Another genius...

29 Have you finished those errands? - SpongeBob
30 SQUIDWARD! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! - Spongebob, Shanghaied
31 What kind of fool do you take me for? He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward? I'm Squidward! Are there any more Squidwards I should know about? - Real Estate Agent


32 Well it's no secret that the best thing about a secret, is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret - Spongebob
33 I'd say we've reached an impact - Patrick
34 No Patrick horseradish isn't an instrument - Squidward

*puts hand down* - KingSlayer93316

35 There's always a shortcut - Patrick
36 Oh yeah! Whoo Whoo! Oh yeah yeah the colors! Oh yeah! - Spongebob
37 Get me out of here, you scurvy bird - Patchy the Pirate, Shanghaied
38 You're Not My Best Friend! - Patrick, The Battle Of Bikini Bottom
39 Some Roast Beef Some Chicken A Pizza - Patrick, Something Smells
40 Leedle Leedle Lee!!! - Patrick
41 This is disgusting! - Gramma
42 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!! - Squidward
43 I’ll have a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. - Bubble Bass

We serve food here sir.

44 Finland!!! - Patrick
45 I Am SpongeBob, Destroyer of Evil! - SpongeBob
46 Where's the Leak Ma'am? - Patrick
47 Meow - Gary
48 Welcome to the House of Misery. May I take your order? - Squidward
49 It’s a Giraffe! - Patrick (Bubblestand)
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Top Remixes (6)

1. Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick
2. Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick
3. Is Mayonnaise An Instrument - Patrick
1. Who you callin' Pinhead? - Patrick
2. My Name's Not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
3. Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick
1. It's OK, Rocky. You go when you feel like it! - Patrick
2. Tom: Chocolate? Did you say "chocolate"? Patrick: Yes sir! With or without nuts? Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
3. Can we say people from Texas are dumb? - Patrick

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