Top Ten Funniest SpongeBob Quotes

The Top Ten

1 Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Patrick

I love how most of these quotes are by Patrick. - Minecraftcrazy530

Geez. You people love this quote. It's not the funniest quote ever! There are much funnier lines in spongebob

According to Patrick, mayonnaise is an instrument, and trumpets are food.

I have heard this to many rimes its not funny anymore - MrMonkey

2 There once lived an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end. - Patrick

That didn't help at all - Nateawesomeness

This is a meme now.

That's explain how I'm lonely *Poker face* - CerealGuy

3 I love you - Patrick
4 Yes sir! With or without nuts? - Patrick

This was hilarious.

Many memes about it and liking "Chocolate with Nuts" is enough for me! Not funny to me anymore.

Chocolate?! Chocolate! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! - DrayTopTens


5 Too bad that didn't kill me - Squidward
6 I'll think I'll eat it now... I'll think I'll eat it now - Patrick

Patrick after he eats his candy bar: I think I'll eat it now(bites hand)ow, where did candy bar go. It was funny when he went under Spongebob and thought that he ate the candy bar

You stole my candy barr - Nateawesomeness

No I didn't this is mine

I laugh at this so harc - RockStarr

7 I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food we do that for 40 years then we die - Squidward

Oh, Squidward, how I admire your irony. LOL

8 Firmly grasp it! - Patrick

"Firmly grasp it." "Firmly grasp it." "FIRMLY GRASP IT! " (From "Jellyfishing"). - AwesomeMCPEman_YT

9 Ohhhhhhohoho! Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. - Patrick
10 If I was a mom this would be kinda shocking - Patrick

Bad daddy oooh

JUST CALL ME DADDY! - Datguyisweird666

The Contenders

11 Is the part where we start kicking? - SpongeBob

Kicking? Oh I wanna do some kicking! - EJ0602

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line...

12 Who you callin' pinhead? - Patrick

One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite episodes.

No, I’m Dirty Dan - KingSlayer93316

13 It's ok, Rocky. You go when you feel like it! - Patrick
14 It may be stupid but it's also dumb - Patrick
15 I just ripped my pants! - SpongeBob
16 Can we say people from Texas are dumb? - Patrick

No you can't! - Nateawesomeness

17 Krabs are so cheap they can't even pay attention - SpongeBob

My mom once saved 2 cents by buying the crappy brand of spaghetti instead of the good kind. I wish I was lying

18 Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick

What did you say?. - Nateawesomeness

19 My name's not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
20 Okay, besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me, what else do you do for fun? - Squidward
21 Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb - Patrick
22 This is a hotel? This is a hospital? - Patrick
23 Oh SpongeBob, whyyyyyy? - Mrs. Puff
24 Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way. Or the medium way... Or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? - SpongeBob

I want to do it the sorta-hard-kinda-easy-non-challenging-way! - PokemonRPGbro

25 It's not my birthday! - Squidward
26 Should I start running now? - Patrick
27 Not until 4 - Patrick
28 24 - Patrick

There's one quote funnier though...25 - Brobusky

Oh, great... Another genius...

This needs 24 comments - Userguy44

29 Have you finished those errands? - SpongeBob
30 Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! - SpongeBob
31 Get out of my house! - Squidward

Classic - Userguy44

32 What kind of fool do you take me for? He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward? I'm Squidward! Are there any more Squidward I should know about? - Real Estate Agent


33 It’s a giraffe! - Patrick
34 I’m ready!! - SpongeBob

The quote that started it all. I’m surprised no one else has added this yet!

35 You think this is funny? - Nat

Well in a cosmic sort of way, yes. - DrayTopTens

No it isn’t. - Userguy44

36 No this is Patrick - Patrick
37 Well it's no secret that the best thing about a secret, is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret - SpongeBob
38 I'd say we've reached an impact - Patrick
39 No Patrick, horseradish isn't an instrument - Squidward

*puts hand down* - KingSlayer93316

40 There's always a shortcut - Patrick
41 Oh yeah! Whoo whoo! Oh yeah yeah the colors! Oh yeah! - SpongeBob
42 Get me out of here, you scurvy bird - Patchy the Pirate
43 You're not my best friend! - Patrick
44 Some roast beef some chicken a pizza - Patrick
45 Leedle leedle lee! - Patrick
46 This is disgusting! - Gramma
47 I’ll have a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, 4X4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. - Bubble Bass

We serve food here sir.

48 Finland! - Patrick
49 I am SpongeBob, destroyer of evil! - SpongeBob
50 Where's the leak ma'am? - Patrick
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