Top Ten Funniest SpongeBob QuotesRockStarr
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No, Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument neither. - PrincessKiana
I love how most of these quotes are by Patrick. - Minecraftcrazy530
Geez. You people love this quote. It's not the funniest quote ever! There are much funnier lines in spongebob
According to Patrick, mayonnaise is an instrument, and trumpets are food.V 2 Comments
That didn't help at all - Nateawesomeness
This is a meme now.
That's explain how I'm lonely *Poker face* - CerealGuy
You stole my candy barr - Nateawesomeness
No I didn't this is mineV 1 Comment
"Firmly grasp it." "Firmly grasp it." "FIRMLY GRASP IT! " (From "Jellyfishing"). - AwesomeMCPEman_YT
Kicking? Oh I wanna do some kicking! - EJ0602
No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line...
Oh, Squidward, how I admire your irony. LOL
JUST CALL ME DADDY! - Datguyisweird666
This was hilarious.
Many memes about it and liking "Chocolate with Nuts" is enough for me! Not funny to me anymore.
One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite episodes.
My mom once saved 2 cents by buying the crappy brand of spaghetti instead of the good kind. I wish I was lying
My mother is cheaper, she's so cheap that she thinks 3$ candy bags are expensive... - PrincessKiana
What did you say?. - Nateawesomeness
There's one quote funnier though...25 - BrobuskyV 1 Comment
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Top Remixes (5)
2. Who needs dumb old Texas! - Patrick
3. Is Mayonnaise An Instrument - Patrick
2. My Name's Not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
3. Firmly Grasp It! - Patrick
2. Okay, besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me, what else do you do for fun? - Squidward, The Camping Episode
3. This is a hotel?/This is a hospital? - Patrick, Krusty Towers
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