Top Ten Funniest SpongeBob Quotes

The Top Ten
1 Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Patrick

Geez. You people love this quote. It's not the funniest quote ever! There are much funnier lines in spongebob

According to Patrick, mayonnaise is an instrument, and trumpets are food.

I have heard this to many rimes its not funny anymore

I love how most of these quotes are by Patrick.

2 There once lived an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died the end. - Patrick

This really made me laugh and This dark humour is my humour.

That didn't help at all

3 I love you - Patrick
4 Too bad that didn't kill me - Squidward
5 I'll think I'll eat it now... I'll think I'll eat it now - Patrick

Patrick after he eats his candy bar: I think I'll eat it now(bites hand)ow, where did candy bar go. It was funny when he went under Spongebob and thought that he ate the candy bar

You stole my candy barr

No I didn't this is mine

6 I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food we do that for 40 years then we die - Squidward

Oh, Squidward, how I admire your irony. LOL

7 If I was a mom this would be kinda shocking - Patrick
8 Yes sir! With or without nuts? - Patrick

Many memes about it and liking "Chocolate with Nuts" is enough for me! Not funny to me anymore.

This was hilarious.

9 Ohhhhhhohoho! Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. - Patrick
10 Is the part where we start kicking? - SpongeBob

Kicking? Oh I wanna do some kicking!

No SpongeBob, that's a chorus line...

The Contenders
11 Who you callin' pinhead? - Patrick

One of my favorite moments from one of my favorite episodes.

12 Firmly grasp it! - Patrick

"Firmly grasp it." "Firmly grasp it." "FIRMLY GRASP IT! " (From "Jellyfishing").

13 My name's not Riiiiiiiiiiiick - Patrick
14 Krabs are so cheap they can't even pay attention - SpongeBob

My mom once saved 2 cents by buying the crappy brand of spaghetti instead of the good kind. I wish I was lying

15 I just ripped my pants! - SpongeBob
16 Okay, besides spitting molten foodstuffs at me, what else do you do for fun? - Squidward
17 It may be stupid but it's also dumb - Patrick
18 This is a hotel? This is a hospital? - Patrick
19 Now, Gary, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way. Or the medium way... Or the sorta hard with a touch of awkward-easy-difficulty-challenging way... So that's how you wanna play it, huh? - SpongeBob
20 Oh SpongeBob, whyyyyyy? - Mrs. Puff
21 Not until 4 - Patrick
22 It's not my birthday! - Squidward
23 Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box! - SpongeBob
24 What kind of fool do you take me for? He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward? I'm Squidward! Are there any more Squidward I should know about? - Real Estate Agent
25 Can we say people from Texas are dumb? - Patrick
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