Funniest SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes


The Top Ten

1 Chocolate With Nuts

May I buy all of your chocolate? (Patrick ''poops'' out chocolates with this white thing on top). 100% HILARIOUS!

"CHOCOLATE! " - Datguyisweird666

This is the funniest episode.
Hello (young lady) is your mother home? MOM the're selling chocolate WHAT the're selling chocolate! I remember when the first created chocolate I always hated it! But this chocolate not for eating yo urub it on your skin and you live forever. - steelers1979

2 Band Geeks

This is the funniest episode, it has so many jokes and although I think The Camping Episode is the best this is definitely the funniest - Joansb

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick raises his hand
Squidward: No, Patrick, radish is not an instrument either.
Patrick puts his hand down


By far the greatest SpongeBob episode that has ever been made and will ever be made.

Best episode of spongebob

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3 The Camping Episode

Well Since I Already Talked About Band Geeks And Chocolate With Nuts The Last Episode To Talk About Is The Camping Episode I Agree With All Of The Praise This Episode Gets It's Defiantly One Of The Most Entertaining Episodes With Some Great Jokes My Favourite Is '' Well It May Be Stupid But It's Also Dumb''. My Favourite Part Of The Episode Is The Campfire Song It's So Catchy And Memorable And One Of My Favourite Spongebob Songs My Favourite Songs Include 1. Just A Greasy Spoon 2. Gary Come Home 3. Never Give Up 4. Ripped Pants 5. Sweet Victory 6. The Campfire Song 7. F.U.N 8. Loop De Loop 9. Stripped Sweater 10. Krusty Krab Pizza.

Well it may be stupid but it's also dumb. - 201002579

Haha 'Is mayonaise' an instrument! Nice, 20100! - HezarioSeth

Very funny and the sea bear attack 😂 😆

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4 Pizza Delivery

This episode's ending was disgusting

The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me. - 201002579


There is absoultely nothing funny about this episode. it was just spongebob annoying squidward for 10 minutes and then squidward slapping pizza in a guys face. - Gods-Judgement

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5 Krusty Krab Training Video

Very unique episode

6 Sailor Mouth

This episode is no doubt hysterical. - Goatworlds

7 Graveyard Shift

AND THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME! Oh wait they always do that

This episode actually had me laughing all the way through it.
"The night shift must be like a sleepover, except we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! "

8 New Student Starfish

I thought of something funnier than 24...

9 I Had an Accident

This one is so underrated! It's hilarious.
Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? "
Patrick: "Not until four."

♩I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors! ♩ Take it away, Penny! [the penny lies silently on the floor]
Patrick: [sniffles] That penny has the most beautiful voice.

there are loads of other funny lines, in my opinion, this is the funniest!

10 Big Pink Loser

Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab
Patrick: No this is Patrick

The Contenders

11 Wet Painters

Then did you draw on it with crayon?! - 201002579

12 The Algae's Always Greener

Laughing every second

13 Shanghaied
14 Survival of the Idiots

Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?!

15 Frankendoodle

This is the best episode

Where's the leak ma'am and Finland! - 201002579

Eemee noim nee noim noim nee oim AH BLA BLA BLA - LpsDisneyTmntFreak

ME HOY MINOY - Datguyisweird666

16 Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
17 Krab Borg
18 Krusty Love

Sponge bob cussing out mr Krabs it's hilarious

19 Sing a Song of Patrick
20 SB-129
21 Just One Bite
22 Hall Monitor
23 The Secret Box
24 Pranks a Lot
25 Krustyland

Welcome to the grand unveiling of...MONEY..I mean..Krabby Land! - Gods-Judgement

26 Tea at the Treedome
27 Krusty Towers

One Krabby Patty with cheese toenails and nose hair. - 201002579

28 Can You Spare A Dime?
29 Texas
30 Skill Crane
31 Pickles
32 Perfect Chemistry

Mr. krabs thinks squidward keeps farting. - Account

33 Bubblestand
34 Squid Baby Squid Baby
35 Grandma's Kisses
36 Pressure
37 Fear of a Krabby Patty
38 Life of Crime
39 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V
40 Roller Cowards
41 Culture Shock
42 Tentacle-Vision
43 My Pretty Seahorse

*patrick walks to spongebob while he is crying* spongebob thinking the seahorse is still there: Just get out of here you stupid dumb animal! *patrick walks away* - Account

Looks like My Little Pony but just funny than I expected though.

44 The Two Faces of Squidward
45 Shell Shocked
46 Patty Hype
47 Rock Bottom
48 House Fancy House Fancy
49 A Pal For Gary
50 To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants
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Top Remixes (9)

1. Krusty Krab Training Video
2. Pizza Delivery
3. Band Geeks
1. Chocolate With Nuts
2. Sing a Song of Patrick
3. Hall Monitor
1. The Camping Episode
2. Krustyland
3. Pizza Delivery

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