Funniest SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes


The Top Ten

1 Chocolate With Nuts

This episode is one of my favorites, but if I would say which one is the FUNNIEST, it's this one. The beginning is smooth and funny and gets right into the plot right away without being confusing. Every door they went to there was at least one simple joke and never fails to crack me up. My 2 favorites were the "CHOCOLATE! " and the "I love you." In fact, this episode holds some of the most memorable lines ever in SpongeBob HISTORY. There were even a few memes out of this episode. My favorite is Band Geeks, but if we're talking about funniest, it's DEFINITELY this one. Out of comedy, I rate this episode an 11/10.

Spongebob: can I interest you into some chocolate?
Tom: Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?
Patrick: Yes sir, with or without nuts?

May I buy all of your chocolate? (Patrick ''poops'' out chocolates with this white thing on top). 100% HILARIOUS!

"CHOCOLATE! " - Datguyisweird666

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2 Band Geeks

Not only did this episode have the "Is mayonnaise an instrument? " moment, but it also had the "BIG MEATY CLAWS" moment. - allamassal

My D&D character died after using Vicious Mockery to make a "BIG MEATY CLAWS! " joke.
RIP but worth it - Synchronocity

Best episode of spongebob

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick raises his hand
Squidward: No, Patrick, radish is not an instrument either.
Patrick puts his hand down


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3 The Camping Episode

Well Since I Already Talked About Band Geeks And Chocolate With Nuts The Last Episode To Talk About Is The Camping Episode I Agree With All Of The Praise This Episode Gets It's Defiantly One Of The Most Entertaining Episodes With Some Great Jokes My Favourite Is '' Well It May Be Stupid But It's Also Dumb''. My Favourite Part Of The Episode Is The Campfire Song It's So Catchy And Memorable And One Of My Favourite Spongebob Songs My Favourite Songs Include 1. Just A Greasy Spoon 2. Gary Come Home 3. Never Give Up 4. Ripped Pants 5. Sweet Victory 6. The Campfire Song 7. F.U.N 8. Loop De Loop 9. Stripped Sweater 10. Krusty Krab Pizza.

Well it may be stupid but it's also dumb. - 201002579

Haha 'Is mayonaise' an instrument! Nice, 20100! - HezarioSeth

My favorite Spongebpb episode

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4 Pizza Delivery

This episode's ending was disgusting

The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me. - 201002579

There is absoultely nothing funny about this episode. it was just spongebob annoying squidward for 10 minutes and then squidward slapping pizza in a guys face. - Gods-Judgement


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5 Krusty Krab Training Video

This is an AWESOME episode. It's a perfect parody of an actual training video. And, there is so much comedy in this training video, and this is one of the most memorable episodes of SpongeBob of all time. If someone asked me what my favorite part from that episode was, I would just simply say, "There's too many for me to say! " But some of my most favorite parts were the HOOPLA, the multiple choice question, the emergency part, Plankton refusing to get kicked out of the restaurant, POOP, and there is way more. Overall, my favorite episode of all time! Truly, I give this episode an infinite/10!

Very unique episode

6 Sailor Mouth

This episode is no doubt hysterical. - Goatworlds

7 Graveyard Shift

This episode actually had me laughing all the way through it.
"The night shift must be like a sleepover, except we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! "

AND THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME! Oh wait they always do that

8 New Student Starfish

I thought of something funnier than 24...

9 Big Pink Loser

Caller: Is this the Krusty Krab
Patrick: No this is Patrick

10 I Had an Accident

This one is so underrated! It's hilarious.
Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? "
Patrick: "Not until four."

♪I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charms. Indoors! Indoors! Indoors! ♪ Take it away, Penny! [the penny lies silently on the floor]
Patrick: [sniffles] That penny has the most beautiful voice.

there are loads of other funny lines, in my opinion, this is the funniest!

The Contenders

11 Wet Painters

Patrick: we are not cave men we have technology. Patrick smashes dollar with a computer

Then did you draw on it with crayon?! - 201002579

12 Shanghaied
13 The Algae's Always Greener

So many funny moments in this one. SpongeBob using too much sauce, the "it's just an ordinary Krabby OH MY GOODNESS" moment, and SpongeBob repeating "SOILED IT" over and over again. - allamassal

Laughing every second

14 Survival of the Idiots

Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?!

15 Frankendoodle

This is the best episode

Where's the leak ma'am and Finland! - 201002579

Eemee noim nee noim noim nee oim AH BLA BLA BLA - LpsDisneyTmntFreak

ME HOY MINOY - Datguyisweird666

16 Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
17 Krab Borg
18 Just One Bite
19 Krusty Love

Sponge bob cussing out mr Krabs it's hilarious

20 Sing a Song of Patrick
21 SB-129
22 Hall Monitor
23 The Secret Box
24 Pranks a Lot
25 Krusty Towers

This one is the best! Watch it now!

One Krabby Patty with cheese toenails and nose hair. - 201002579

26 Krustyland

Welcome to the grand unveiling of...MONEY..I mean..Krabby Land! - Gods-Judgement

27 Tea at the Treedome
28 Can You Spare A Dime?
29 Skill Crane
30 Texas
31 Pickles
32 Perfect Chemistry

Mr. krabs thinks squidward keeps farting. - Account

33 Bubblestand
34 Squid Baby Squid Baby
35 Pressure
36 Grandma's Kisses
37 Fear of a Krabby Patty
38 Patty Hype
39 Life of Crime
40 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V
41 One Course Meal

This episode was sooo hilarious, the way Mr. Krabs scared Plankton was so funny I almost fell from laughter! and when Plankton had long nails and tissue boxes as shoes but the most hilarious part was when Plankton laid on the road waiting to get run over LOL I would watch episode again anytime!

42 Roller Cowards
43 Culture Shock
44 Tentacle-Vision
45 My Pretty Seahorse

Looks like My Little Pony but just funny than I expected though.

*patrick walks to spongebob while he is crying* spongebob thinking the seahorse is still there: Just get out of here you stupid dumb animal! *patrick walks away* - Account

46 The Two Faces of Squidward
47 Shell Shocked
48 Rock Bottom
49 House Fancy House Fancy
50 A Pal For Gary
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Top Remixes (9)

1. Krusty Krab Training Video
2. Pizza Delivery
3. Band Geeks
1. Chocolate With Nuts
2. Sing a Song of Patrick
3. Hall Monitor
1. The Camping Episode
2. Krustyland
3. Pizza Delivery

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