Funniest and Stupidest Signs
PositronWildhawkThe Top Ten
Yes, I was quite shocked when I saw this online. What a thing to put on a sign! - PositronWildhawk
I DIED SEEING THIS! No joke I think I opened my mouth wider than any other time in my life
So much for a repair shop
Really funny! - mpKarthik
LOL. - Firemist
I was laughing so hard that I almost choked. The manager would not like to see that! - PositronWildhawk
Love this. Sarcasm at its finest! Laugh out loud! Thanks for this list - SO FUNNY! :D - Britgirl
Loved all of the list xcept the indecencies... Nice! - HezarioSeth
Uh oh! - Firemist
Ha o my god this is a great list - Toucan
I must say that this one is just plain ludicrous in its hilarity. - PositronWildhawk
The Contenders
I think you missed the point of this. You wouldn't have go to another floor, you would actually have to pee on the floor around the toilet - that's what makes this funny.
This sign's so hilarious, and yet so unfortunate, it must cause quite an a-rumour!
Laugh out loud! Aren't I funny?! - PositronWildhawk
Haha this is very unfortunate! Ohh my I would be so so so so pissed because then you have to go all the way to a different floor!
At the side entrance, there's probably a sign saying "Oh, ye of little faith! " - PositronWildhawk
Now that is just plain hilarious! Knocked my socks clean off!
I'm gonna find a different golf course - N64Dude
"Also, in other semi-related news, the bridge is out up ahead" - GLaDOS - xandermartin98
Talk About Irony!
Did you have a permit for that one? - PositronWildhawk
I have this picture of this sign! It's so funny and cheesy!
Who the hell thought of this? - N64Dude
We are the proud owner of one said sofa - but not before we had a good laugh about their slogan! Their other slogan is: our customers are Sofa King happy! Gotta love the Brit SOH! - Britgirl
Oh my God! This... This is genuine?!?! - PositronWildhawk
P.W: as genuine as you see my name. I had a look out back (just out of curiousity, you understand)! I found an elderly lady sitting in a chair, surrounded by cotton and wool balls...making crochet dollies! When I mentioned her notice, she had a wicked gleam in her eyes. She said, "It brought YOU in, didn't it? " She should try for next years' Apprentice! - Britgirl
This sign was probably put up in Texas. - ethanmeinster
Haha! I'd ask mine to be done within the hour! ! - Britgirl
Britgirl, you are a filthy girl. And funny!
I've often wondered why so many chavs stand so close to the platform edge... It's obviously because they can't read! - Britgirl
Its in Tennessee. when I saw it, I laughed out loud!
I'm confused. Is open or closed? - N64Dude
You just told to enter you stupid sign - N64Dude
If you noticed, then noticing was rewarding for you.
Dogs can't read you stupid sign - N64Dude
Not trying to offend people... but this is funny.
Related Lists


List Stats
5 years, 180 days old
Top Remixes
2. Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
3. In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
Britgirl
2. On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard - bell out of order.)
3. Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Metal_Treasure
2. At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
3. Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
PositronWildhawk