Funniest and Stupidest Signs

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1 At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

Yes, I was quite shocked when I saw this online. What a thing to put on a sign! - PositronWildhawk

2 On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard - bell out of order.) V 2 Comments
3 At a Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

I was laughing so hard that I almost choked. The manager would not like to see that! - PositronWildhawk

Love this. Sarcasm at its finest! Laugh out loud! Thanks for this list - SO FUNNY! :D - Britgirl

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4 Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
5 Alligator mating season. If attacked, fake orgasm.
6 Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
7 Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
8 Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. V 1 Comment
9 On Family Planning Clinic Window: PLEASE USE REAR ENTRANCE

I must say that this one is just plain ludicrous in its hilarity. - PositronWildhawk

My ex pointed this out to me while we were out shopping. We still laugh about it now. Talk about sound advice! Haha! - Britgirl

10 At a Used Car Lot: Second hand cars in first crash condition.

The Contenders

11 Beware Jumping Gay Walrus
12 In a men's restroom in a restaurant: We aim to please. You aim too, please.
13 In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

I think you missed the point of this. You wouldn't have go to another floor, you would actually have to pee on the floor around the toilet - that's what makes this funny.

This sign's so hilarious, and yet so unfortunate, it must cause quite an a-rumour!
Laugh out loud! Aren't I funny?! - PositronWildhawk

Haha this is very unfortunate! Ohh my I would be so so so so pissed because then you have to go all the way to a different floor!

14 Lost Cat Sign: Reward If You Find Him And Don't Return Him
15 On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

At the side entrance, there's probably a sign saying "Oh, ye of little faith! " - PositronWildhawk

16 Any persons except players caught collecting golf balls will be prosecuted and have their balls removed

Now that is just plain hilarious! Knocked my socks clean off!

I'm gonna find a different golf course - N64Dude

17 No Signs Allowed

Did you have a permit for that one? - PositronWildhawk

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18 SHCOOL
19 Road Sign: Water on road during rain

I have this picture of this sign! It's so funny and cheesy!

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20 Caution: This sign has sharp edges V 1 Comment
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1. At a Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
2. Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
3. In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
Britgirl
1. Alligator mating season. If attacked, fake orgasm.
2. On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard - bell out of order.)
3. Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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1. At a Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
2. At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
3. Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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