Funniest and Stupidest Signs

The Top Ten
1 At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.

I DIED SEEING THIS! No joke I think I opened my mouth wider than any other time in my life

Yes, I was quite shocked when I saw this online. What a thing to put on a sign!

2 At a Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

I was laughing so hard that I almost choked. The manager would not like to see that!

Love this. Sarcasm at its finest! Laugh out loud! Thanks for this list - SO FUNNY! :D

3 Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
4 On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard - bell out of order.)

So much for a repair shop

Really funny!

5 Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
6 Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
7 Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
8 On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

At the side entrance, there's probably a sign saying "Oh, ye of little faith! "

9 At a Used Car Lot: Second hand cars in first crash condition.
10 Any persons except players caught collecting golf balls will be prosecuted and have their balls removed

Now that is just plain hilarious! Knocked my socks clean off!

I'm gonna find a different golf course

The Contenders
11 Alligator mating season. If attacked, fake orgasm.
12 Beware Jumping Gay Walrus
13 On Family Planning Clinic Window: PLEASE USE REAR ENTRANCE

I must say that this one is just plain ludicrous in its hilarity.

14 In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

I think you missed the point of this. You wouldn't have go to another floor, you would actually have to pee on the floor around the toilet - that's what makes this funny.

This sign's so hilarious, and yet so unfortunate, it must cause quite an a-rumour!
Laugh out loud! Aren't I funny?!

Haha this is very unfortunate! Ohh my I would be so so so so pissed because then you have to go all the way to a different floor!

15 No Signs Allowed

Did you have a permit for that one?

Talk About Irony!

16 Elevator is Out for Service. Please Use Elevator.
17 In a men's restroom in a restaurant: We aim to please. You aim too, please.
18 Caution: This sign has sharp edges

"Also, in other semi-related news, the bridge is out up ahead" - GLaDOS

19 In an entrance: no entrance
20 Lost Cat Sign: Reward If You Find Him And Don't Return Him
21 Road Sign: Water on road during rain

I have this picture of this sign! It's so funny and cheesy!

Who the hell thought of this?

22 Notice on Window of Sofa King (Northampton, England): OUR PRICES ARE SOFA KING LOW

We are the proud owner of one said sofa - but not before we had a good laugh about their slogan! Their other slogan is: our customers are Sofa King happy! Gotta love the Brit SOH!

23 SHCOOL
24 Notice on Gym: LARGE CUSTOMER PARKING AROUND THE BACK
25 Jumble Sale Crochet Stall: If you need service, you'll find me out the back making babies.

P.W: as genuine as you see my name. I had a look out back (just out of curiousity, you understand)! I found an elderly lady sitting in a chair, surrounded by cotton and wool balls...making crochet dollies! When I mentioned her notice, she had a wicked gleam in her eyes. She said, "It brought YOU in, didn't it? " She should try for next years' Apprentice!

Oh my God! This... This is genuine?!?!

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