Top Ten Funniest Things to Do In a Classroom

What are some of the funniest things to do in a classroom? (Note: This is for humour only. This is not meant to offend nor be taken seriously. Yes. Do not do any of this. That would be bad.)
The Top Ten
1 When the teacher presents to you a question on the whiteboard with an X in it, throw a sharp pen or pencil at the X and hope it spears the middle. If it does say "X marks the spot."

I can't admit how many times I have wanted to do this during algebra.

I never did, however, as whiteboards are expensive and I don't really feel like paying for a new one.

May I recommend sharpening your pen to shape it like a dart and adding a tail? You may not get far with it otherwise.

It could go badly wrong-
It could kill the teacher. Wait, is that a bad thing?
Okay. It could gurt Mr. Whiteboard.

2 Run over and scream at the teacher that he/she killed Larry, and then get a plush toy out of your bag and pretend to grieve over it.
3 Pretend to be a robot as you silently watch the teacher, answering in mechanical tones and terminology if the teacher picks you to answer.

"There is a 65/100 chance that the required answer is pineapples. If the required answer is not pineapples, please mention the answer so I can note it into my database for later reference."

Teach will get pissed.
Then again, she or he will on all of these things.

Good science grade for you.

4 Flop around on the table acting drunk, then when the teacher comes over then insist you are low on battery.
5 Begin whacking your ruler at the air, and insist you are fighting against evil beings.

Yeah... If this happened I would be laughing so hard for some reason.

6 Whenever the teacher asks you to hand something out, drop it all over the floor and insist that you were checking to see if gravity still works.

Students in advanced physics practicals still make gravity related mistakes. Can't quite see why a capacitor is needed as a test mass...

CRASH! Oh okay then, gravity still works. Now let's use the powers of magic beds to hand these out.

Well just reading that made me laugh and seen a vision of me doing I've got the giggle now.

7 When the teacher picks on you to answer a question, replace a completely random word with something similar completely different to it and then scream "Damn you autocorrect!" while writhing in the ground in agony.

If this happened in my school, I would be laughing so hard!

No comment needed here!

8 In a computer class (it is called different things around the world) randomly walk over to other students' computers and rotate the screens with Ctrl + Alt + Arrow Key. (differs) If the teacher complains turn off their computer using a shortcut.

Only works on certain operating systems. I find it much funnier to distract someone while a friend turns the monitor off.

This has happened several times in my Computer class. I laughed hard every time somebody did that to the class.

I used Ctrl+Alt+Down on everyone else's screens to turn it upside down. Everyone's reaction was hilarious!

I don't like it

9 Set a bell as your ring tone, and time it to ring 5 minutes before the end of your final lesson.

A student actually did this. No kidding.

10 Jump on the table and do the macarena while singing Tomboys' It's Ok to Be Gay
The Contenders
11 When some one knocks on the door scream "Hideeee"

Then insist you had a childhood incident where a talking bottle of mayonaise knocked on the door then killed your *name a pet*.Pet is best as they may know if your Grandmother is alive or not.

12 Fill a bucket of balls and tip them down the stairs and yell ''MY BALLS!''
13 If someone tells you to keep your voice down, get on the floor and say, "Okay!"
14 When someone mentions Germany, yell "THE NAZIS ARE COMING!" at the top of your lungs

I did this at a restaurant once and I was grounded for a year.

Nice. We are about to learn about WW1/2 so I think the teacher will say Germany a lot. Oh the irony...Nazies, WW1/2. thank you.

15 Stumble into walls while muttering "I swear to drunk, I'm not God."
16 When the class is silent, proceed to clap your hands together and make seal noises.

Class: *silent*
Me: *claps* *seal noises*
Class & Teacher: what?

17 Complain about how hard life is when you're a vegetarian while chewing on a piece of beef jerky

I would do that

18 Raise your hand and say you need to use the bathroom and when you are asked if going sit sadly and say "i already did"
19 Get everyone to wear hoodies to school and then put the hoods up in class and just stare at the teacher

I don't know why, but this made me laugh really hard, oml. I should just go to school looking like an assassin's creed character, now

Bring basball eyeshadow and put it under the kids eyes then have them rub water on the eyeshadow.

20 Walk into the wall, pretending it is the door, and wonder why you are not going anywhere.

Hey I am meant to be outside why am I nowhere?!

21 Everytime the teacher asks you a question, proceed to make the sound of a horse.
22 Every time the intercom comes on, yell "THE PIGS FOUND ME!!!!!" or something like that.
23 Tell your teacher you are too lazy to be in class and fall to the floor. Don't get up!

I'll do it today and see what happens fingers crossed I don't get told off

24 If you are next to an empty desk, ask it if you can borrow a pencil
25 To every question anybody asks, say something with donald trump in it. For example, your friend says,”what time is it?” you: whatever time donald trump says it is!
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