Top Ten Funniest Things to Do In a Classroom

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What are some of the funniest things to do in a classroom? (Note: This is for humour only. This is not meant to offend nor be taken seriously. Yes. Do not do any of this. That would be bad.)

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1 When the teacher presents to you a question on the whiteboard with an X in it, throw a sharp pen or pencil at the X and hope it spears the middle. If it does say "X marks the spot."

May I recommend sharpening your pen to shape it like a dart and adding a tail? You may not get far with it otherwise. - PositronWildhawk

I can't admit how many times I have wanted to do this during algebra.

I never did, however, as whiteboards are expensive and I don't really feel like paying for a new one. - RaineSage

It could go badly wrong-
It could kill the teacher. Wait, is that a bad thing?
Okay. It could gurt Mr. Whiteboard. - Fandom_Lover

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2 Run over and scream at the teacher that he/she killed Larry, and then get a plush toy out of your bag and pretend to grieve over it.
3 Pretend to be a robot as you silently watch the teacher, answering in mechanical tones and terminology if the teacher picks you to answer.

"There is a 65/100 chance that the required answer is pineapples. If the required answer is not pineapples, please mention the answer so I can note it into my database for later reference." - RaineSage

4 Flop around on the table acting drunk, then when the teacher comes over then insist you are low on battery. V 3 Comments
5 Begin whacking your ruler at the air, and insist you are fighting against evil beings.

Yeah... If this happened I would be laughing so hard for some reason. - RaineSage

6 Whenever the teacher asks you to hand something out, drop it all over the floor and insist that you were checking to see if gravity still works.

Students in advanced physics practicals still make gravity related mistakes. Can't quite see why a capacitor is needed as a test mass... - PositronWildhawk

CRASH! Oh okay then, gravity still works. Now let's use the powers of magic beds to hand these out. - RaineSage

7 When the teacher picks on you to answer a question, replace a completely random word with something similar completely different to it and then scream "Damn you autocorrect!" while writhing in the ground in agony.

If this happened in my school, I would be laughing so hard! - Pegasister12

No comment needed here! - RaineSage

8 In a computer class (it is called different things around the world) randomly walk over to other students' computers and rotate the screens with Ctrl + Alt + Arrow Key. (differs) If the teacher complains turn of their computer using a shortcut.

Only works on certain operating systems. I find it much funnier to distract someone while a friend turns the monitor off. - PositronWildhawk

This has happened several times in my Computer class. I laughed hard every time somebody did that to the class. - RaineSage

I used Ctrl+Alt+Down on everyone else's screens to turn it upside down. Everyone's reaction was hilarious!

9 Set a bell as your ring tone, and time it to ring 5 minutes before the end of your final lesson.

A student actually did this. No kidding. - RaineSage

That actuallu happend before.. - Fandom_Lover

10 When the class is silent, proceed to clap your hands together and make seal noises.

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11 Walk into the wall, pretending it is the door, and wonder why you are not going anywhere.

Hey I am meant to be outside why am I nowhere?! - RaineSage

12 Jump on the table and do the macarena while singing Tomboys' It's Ok to Be Gay
13 Everytime the teacher asks you a question, proceed to make the sound of a horse.

Teacher: Okay so tell me how did-
Me: Neigh
Teacher: Excuse me?
Me: Neigh
Teacher: Let me ask you again, how did-
Me: NEIGH! - Pegasister12

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1. When the teacher presents to you a question on the whiteboard with an X in it, throw a sharp pen or pencil at the X and hope it spears the middle. If it does say "X marks the spot."
2. Run over and scream at the teacher that he/she killed Larry, and then get a plush toy out of your bag and pretend to grieve over it.
3. Pretend to be a robot as you silently watch the teacher, answering in mechanical tones and terminology if the teacher picks you to answer.
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