What are some of the funniest things to do in a classroom? (Note: This is for humour only. This is not meant to offend nor be taken seriously. Yes. Do not do any of this. That would be bad.)
1 When the teacher presents to you a question on the whiteboard with an X in it, throw a sharp pen or pencil at the X and hope it spears the middle. If it does say "X marks the spot."
May I recommend sharpening your pen to shape it like a dart and adding a tail? You may not get far with it otherwise. - PositronWildhawk
I can't admit how many times I have wanted to do this during algebra.
I never did, however, as whiteboards are expensive and I don't really feel like paying for a new one. - RaineSage
You must also try it with the compus and divider - Toucan
It could go badly wrong-
It could kill the teacher. Wait, is that a bad thing?
Okay. It could gurt Mr. Whiteboard. - Fandom_Lover
2 Run over and scream at the teacher that he/she killed Larry, and then get a plush toy out of your bag and pretend to grieve over it.
I now have a larry. I am Larrys mother, he is a piece of paper.
NO DON'T KILL LARRY HE'S THE BEST CUCUMBER - BlueBobYT
NO NOT LARRY! NOOO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! - RaineSage
3 Flop around on the table acting drunk, then when the teacher comes over then insist you are low on battery.
I did it and got expelled
This made me laugh! A lot! Great list, RaineSage! - Britgirl
Yes this is a reference to BH6. I am sorry I couldn't resist! - RaineSage
! SOOO TRYING THIS! - B1uem00n
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4 Pretend to be a robot as you silently watch the teacher, answering in mechanical tones and terminology if the teacher picks you to answer.
"There is a 65/100 chance that the required answer is pineapples. If the required answer is not pineapples, please mention the answer so I can note it into my database for later reference." - RaineSage
Teach will get pissed.
Then again, she or he will on all of these things.
5 Begin whacking your ruler at the air, and insist you are fighting against evil beings.
Yeah... If this happened I would be laughing so hard for some reason. - RaineSage
6 Whenever the teacher asks you to hand something out, drop it all over the floor and insist that you were checking to see if gravity still works.
Well just reading that made me laugh and seen a vision of me doing I’ve got the giggle now.
Students in advanced physics practicals still make gravity related mistakes. Can't quite see why a capacitor is needed as a test mass... - PositronWildhawk
CRASH! Oh okay then, gravity still works. Now let's use the powers of magic beds to hand these out. - RaineSage
7 When the teacher picks on you to answer a question, replace a completely random word with something similar completely different to it and then scream "Damn you autocorrect!" while writhing in the ground in agony.
If this happened in my school, I would be laughing so hard! - Pegasister12
No comment needed here! - RaineSage
8 In a computer class (it is called different things around the world) randomly walk over to other students' computers and rotate the screens with Ctrl + Alt + Arrow Key. (differs) If the teacher complains turn of their computer using a shortcut.
Only works on certain operating systems. I find it much funnier to distract someone while a friend turns the monitor off. - PositronWildhawk
This has happened several times in my Computer class. I laughed hard every time somebody did that to the class. - RaineSage
I used Ctrl+Alt+Down on everyone else's screens to turn it upside down. Everyone's reaction was hilarious!
9 Set a bell as your ring tone, and time it to ring 5 minutes before the end of your final lesson.
A student actually did this. No kidding. - RaineSage
Someon once blew airhorns like crazy at the end of school last week
That actuallu happend before.. - Fandom_Lover
10 Jump on the table and do the macarena while singing Tomboys' It's Ok to Be Gay
11 Walk into the wall, pretending it is the door, and wonder why you are not going anywhere.
Hey I am meant to be outside why am I nowhere?! - RaineSage
12 If someone tells you to keep your voice down, get on the floor and say, "Okay!"
13 Complain about how hard life is when you're a vegetarian while chewing on a piece of beef jerky
14 Everytime the teacher asks you a question, proceed to make the sound of a horse.
Teacher: Okay so tell me how did-
Teacher: Excuse me?
Teacher: Let me ask you again, how did-
Me: NEIGH! - Pegasister12
15 When the class is silent, proceed to clap your hands together and make seal noises.
Me: *claps* *seal noises*
Class & Teacher: what? - Pegasister12
16 When some one knocks on the door scream "Hideeee"
17 To every question anybody asks, say something with donald trump in it. For example, your friend says,”what time is it?” you: whatever time donald trump says it is!
18 Ask your teacher if they can escort you out of school
19 Fill a bucket of balls and tip them down the stairs and yell ''MY BALLS!''
20 Raise your hand and say you need to use the bathroom and when you are asked if going sit sadly and say "i already did"
21 Draw random pictures on the chalkboard
When I was in high school kids kept drawing pictures of elephant butts so I drew poop and clouds of fart on them
I had a class called graderoom and I was allowed to do this in that class. The possibilities were ENDLESS!
22 When the teacher asks a question and the class goes silent shout 'hey guys let's call pizza hut and ask for dominos number."
23 If you are next to an empty desk, ask it if you can borrow a pencil
24 Shout "give me a purple nurple"
25 When someone mentions Germany, yell "THE NAZIS ARE COMING!" at the top of your lungs
26 Pull out a comic book in the middle of class, then point at a panel and laugh hysterically
27 Stumble into walls while muttering "I swear to drunk, I'm not God."
28 Yell "I am a karate chop baby" at the top of your lungs while standing on the table
29 Every time the intercom comes on, yell "THE PIGS FOUND ME!!!!!" or something like that.
30 Raise your hand and when the teacher calls on you, say you were pointing to the ceiling.
31 Go up to the teacher and ask to go the bathroom
32 Get the whole class to protest against chairs, and sit on the floor. If the teacher stops everyone, protest against tables, etc.
33 Walk into a random classroom and start doing some Egyptian like dance.
34 When you are working on your computer, put something like a police siren on.
I would do some thing that sounds like the fire alarm
35 Take your teachers desk apart
This would be gold
36 Get everyone to wear hoodies to school and then put the hoods up in class and just stare at the teacher
I’ve done this before and it was absolutely hilarious 😂
37 Go stand on a desk and yell "hit the deck" when there is knocking on the door.
38 Tell your teacher you are too lazy to be in class and fall to the floor. Don't get up!
39 Ask your teacher to kill Gary, and hand her a stuffed animal
40 Ask the teacher to take your sibling's tongue from the hidden cubby in your desk
41 Shout/scream mayonnaise on the top of your lungs
42 Ask the teacher if you can play Minecraft every 5 minutes
43 If the teacher has left the room, when he/she comes back, get the whole class to stand up and sing 'We Don't Need No Education'
44 Go hide in the bathroom and if someone comes in shout "I'm breaking the rules"
45 Bring a laser pointer to school and point it at the teachers face. The whole class will start laughing.
46 When the class is really quiet, jump up and run across the room. Tap on someone's shoulder and say "Tag! You're it!
47 Shout "I keep hearing these voices" when someone says something on the P.A.
48 Bring a sweater to class, get on a table, then squat and wave your arms up and down screaming ¨flappy bird¨ and proceed to run around the class jumping on and off chairs. If the teacher tries to stop you, begin to squawk.
49 At random, squawk like a bird.