Funniest Things to Do at the Mall

The Top Ten

1 Put vanilla pudding in a mayo jar and eat out of the jar

2 Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "it worked" and run out

3 Go into a bathroom with one toilet, stay in there for 2 hours, if there is a line say "sorry, I was doing my make up"

4 Go up to someone and say "sorry we need to break up"

5 Go up to someone, smack them and say "how could you abuse my child, I am calling the cops!"

6 Go up to someone, kiss them, say "this was meant to be", and then go to someone near that person and repeat

7 Bring a fake baby, have people think it is real, and then smash it against a wall

8 Call out "Bob" and hug whoever looks at you

9 Go to a kids area, yell out to a child "there you are, I thought I lost you", and go hug them

10 Beat up someone who looks like Justin Bieber

The Contenders

11 Sing as loud as you can.

I sang Take My To Your Xbox To Play Fortnite in an old lady store in the mall and everyone stared at me.

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