Funniest Things to Do On the Side of the Road

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The Top Ten

1 Moon the cars that pass by
2 Pretend to be a hobo and ask random people for money and when they don't give you any throw a tantrum
3 Put a traffic cone on your head and declare that you are the "chosen one"

I do this every sunday

Are you OK, my friend? - PositronWildhawk

4 Hand out free Popsicles to little kids and stare at them like a pedophile

Sure this is funny if your idea of humour is being taken away by the authorities and restraining orders - Danielsun182

5 Run a lemonade stand and when you give the people their drink you spill it and tell them they're gonna have to pay for that

What if they had to pay already? o_O - PositronWildhawk

6 Dress up like a gorilla and run around scaring people
7 Sit and stare at woman's butts telling them you'd like to have a piece of that

I already do this on a daily basis; I'm well-known where I live for staring at ladies' bums, rubbing my hands together and licking my lips in a debauched manner.
I'm joking of course...(SLURP)! - Britgirl

8 Walk behind people and breathe on their necks
9 Gather a bunch of friends and do the Gangnam Style dance
10 Lie down on the ground casually and tell random people you're tired of living

Sometimes I have a very strong urge to do this.

The Contenders

11 Pee
12 Pretend to be dead and when people walk up to you jump at them

I didn't his to my sister at home and she screamed like a little girl but she is a little girl

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1. Moon the cars that pass by
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3. Hand out free Popsicles to little kids and stare at them like a pedophile
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