Top Ten Funniest Things Kids Tell/Ask Their Parent

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The Top Ten

1 Farts are created if you eat the air

Eating the air and farting it.

Eat the air? Oh no... - Catacorn

Haha...what?! - Britgirl

2 My imaginary friend's name is Satan

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you have an imaginary friend named Satan! You're grounded for 1 week go to your room

3 Batman ate my spinach, so can I now have dessert

My mom would've still make me eat spinach. - Catacorn

Batman is not real

4 Mommy why do you have big cakes on your chest

They are (insert body part here)

Uh, those aren't cakes.

5 Spongebob came out of the Tv and grab my hamburger and ate it.

SpongeBob would not breathe in the air.

6 The Boogeyman told me that I was good last night

And had nightmares.

7 Daddy why were you hurting Mommy last night

They had.

8 The sky is blue because people colored it blue

The artist John John. (Not True)

9 The cat and the dog messed up my room

Because they cause trouble and bit their stuff.

10 Mommy you're fat like Patrick

You're grounded for calling me fat for 24 chars.

The Contenders

11 Are you retarded?
12 When will my brother have his puberty
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