Top Ten Funniest Things That Never Happened

The Top Ten
1 Stormtroopers beat up Darth Vader for no reason

Did you just say "the chosen one" like the Stickman the chosen one?

What? Really? He was "The Chosen One". He could take 'em down.

~The___Violist

Vader will beat their butts.

2 Mario befriends Sonic (fast food restaurant)
3 Somewhere in Ohio, a man marries a TV

I heard that you can marry an anime character in Japan

That sounds weird but if it did happen I would laugh. Why would someone marry a T.V. ?

I've seen people marrying cars

A Korean man married a pillow.

4 Team Fortress 2 characters come to life
5 Fictional characters start to become insane

Jinx oh my god what the hell is wrong with you.

Not my baby, Austin from the Backyardigans.

With Rocko, I wouldn't be surprised.

Cilan! What has happened to you?

6 Bob the Tomato becomes real and he is giant

So the veggie tales characters are bigger than us? So instead of veggies, they eat PEOPLE!

Larry would fall down like a tree or a water tower.

Well what about larry?

7 Justin Bieber becomes more mature and makes rock music

It won't be funny. It would be a disaster

Truly a lie, he will always be a baby.

If only his voice would change...

8 Geddy Lee starts a never ending conga line
9 Pugs become legal, but marijuana doesn't

Marijuana should only be legal for medical use.

Let's keep it that way. Pugs rock!

Marijuana is legal in New York.

10 Everybody grows a Squidward nose

You got the nose wrong.

The Contenders
11 My Little Pony becomes nonexistent

You mean gross bronies that make my little pony porn.

12 Koopa Troopa dates Rouge the bat

What the heck?

13 SpongeBob characters come to life
14 All ducks end up being aliens

And whales end up being house plants!

15 Bob the Builder becomes an adult show
16 Everything we imagined becomes real

A million dollars, a werewolf boyfriend, and friends; all things I have never had!

We'd be in so much trouble!

17 Squirrels start swearing in Chinese

Lol imagine taking a walk and a squirrel suddenly appears and says the F-word in Chinese

No joke, I actually added this...

18 Michael Bay makes transformers in real life

Let's think here, MB is more in his comfort zone running a demolition derby than he is directing movies.

19 Teen Titans Go! characters come to life

This one would be awful. If the Toddler Titans come to life, the world would be over.

I would get shotgun and shoot them in the face

20 Every word people says becomes a super bad swear
21 Putin swallows his opponents
22 Spongebob Squarepants Adults Party Beach

Adults "Nice beer we're having! "

23 Firestar from Warriors and Justin Bieber switch places

The clans will be forced to listen to two leg music, Beliebers would not understand Firestar's mews, and I will laugh.

24 Caillou becomes a big fat hairball.

One second: Bald kid, Next second: a hairball.

25 Gravity Falls becomes bad
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