Top Ten Funniest Things to Say After Falling Down a Flight of Stairs

PianoQueen
I am very clumsy and have fell down the stairs.....a lot. Here's what to say if you are as clumsy as me.

The Top Ten

1 I'm a professional stunt double. Don't try this at home.

Lol - Martinglez

2 Hey, at least this time it wasn't a cliff.

You've fallen off of a cliff?!?

3 Yay. I've accomplished something in life.
4 I did that on purpose!

The Chapulin Colorado always says that when he falls

5 Should've been him instead of me. That's too bad.
6 LIVE from New York, it's Saturday Night!

That would be amazing. - Yoshilord

7 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! Never mind, I'm up!

Sorry, I just had to add this. - PianoQueen

8 I'm okay, but drag me by my arms. It's more dramatic.
9 Do you think I should get a chair lift?
10 I didn't fall down the stairs. I was just ballroom dancing with them.

No need for concern! - Emberflight_of_StormClan

The Contenders

11 Bad stair! No! You don't let me fall! Bad!
12 It keeps happening.
13 Oh no! This is worse than running out of ideas for an item.
14 I am not ok!
15 Darn it! I meant to push you down the stairs!
16 Everyone ignore the person lying on the ground surrounded by medical professionals
17 You never saw anything!
18 Oh. I had so much to live for.
19 How to succeed at life: don't fall down stairs.

Well, apparently I didn't succeed at life. - PianoQueen

20 Ya hoo hoo hoo hooey!
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1. I'm a professional stunt double. Don't try this at home.
2. LIVE from New York, it's Saturday Night!
3. I'm okay, but drag me by my arms. It's more dramatic.
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1. I'm a professional stunt double. Don't try this at home.
2. Hey, at least this time it wasn't a cliff.
3. Should've been him instead of me. That's too bad.
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