Top Ten Funniest Things to Say After Falling Down a Flight of Stairs
I am very clumsy and have fell down the stairs.....a lot. Here's what to say if you are as clumsy as me.The Top Ten
1 I'm a professional stunt double. Don't try this at home.
2 Hey, at least this time it wasn't a cliff.
You've fallen off of a cliff?!?
3 Yay. I've accomplished something in life.
4 I did that on purpose!
5 LIVE from New York, it's Saturday Night!
That would be amazing.
6 Should've been him instead of me. That's too bad.
7 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! Never mind, I'm up!
Sorry, I just had to add this.
8 I'm okay, but drag me by my arms. It's more dramatic.
9 Do you think I should get a chair lift?
10 Bad stair! No! You don't let me fall! Bad!
This is hilarious.
The Newcomers
? I think I just broke my leg! I think I really broke my leg!
The Contenders
11 I didn't fall down the stairs. I was just ballroom dancing with them.
No need for concern!
12 It keeps happening.
13 Oh no! This is worse than running out of ideas for an item.
14 I am not ok!
15 Everyone ignore the person lying on the ground surrounded by medical professionals
16 You never saw anything!
17 When life gives you stairs, don’t fall down them...it hurts
Lol just thought of this randomly. So gonna use it
18 This isn't the wheelchair exit.
19 Darn it! I meant to push you down the stairs!
20 Oh. I had so much to live for.
21 How to succeed at life: don't fall down stairs.
Well, apparently I didn't succeed at life.
22 Ya hoo hoo hoo hooey!
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