Top Ten Best and Funniest Things to Say After You Say "What The"

The Top Ten

1 What the Heck?

I like this. It's polite. I normally say "What the hecky-peck" Mother would tell me off for other uses of "what the..." - Britgirl

I like saying holly heck.

It's basically What the hell and What the f--- combined.

This is probably the most propriate to say.

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2 What the Flip?

Unspeakablegaming rules!

Haha this would be so funny.

My friend says what the flop. It's quite funny.

I like saying it and It's probaly the funniest as well - JandS3000

3 What the What?

This could be pretty dang weird.

I say it all the time - Badgerflame

4 What the F***?

Best swearing. - Userguy44

That language makes me very angry

Short, crisp and really gets the point across. Perfect cuss.

What is this doing on the list? - ethanmeinster

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5 What the Freak?

This is probably the funniest with "What The Heck? " being the best.

I say that everyday - Toucan

6 What the Hell?

Could be useful to say it, just don't say "Hell" all the time.

I use it all the time. - Animefan12

7 What the Cheeseballs?

I LOVE cheeseballs! I think that this should definitely be number one. It is a great advertisement for cheese balls and cheese and balls, so yeah. I love cheeseballs and it is better than most of the other 'What the' sayings

Random and funny but somehow gets your point across without using profane language. - mpgami

It's funny because it doesn't make sense.

8 What the Meow?

Someone just activated their inner cat... - SpectralOwl

9 What the Hay?

Applejack. - TheRedstoneWiz

10 What the Cool?

DO NOT START SAYING THIS! But it is funny.

The Contenders

11 What the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!

I say this one too. - DogsUnleashed

12 What the Fudge

I say this like all the time and I mean ALL THE TIME.

I say this so that I won't say no. 5. - DogsUnleashed

13 What the Pizza?
14 What the Frig?

I actually say this quite a lot, along with "what the fudge." - RaineSage

15 What the No!

This, I would say huh?

16 What the Duck?

What Donald Duck says. - Userguy44

17 What The Butts?
18 What the Fish?
19 What the Crap?

I know someone who says this and I want to yell SHUT UP

20 What the SpongeBob?

Been around since 1999/2000 and still used. Next generation is The Loud House.

This literally made me laugh. Why... - happyhappyjoyjoy

21 What the Trump?
22 What The?

The title says it all. Ha!

I know.When someone says "What the? ",hit with something soft.😀😀😀

23 What the The?

That makes no sense... And that's what makes it funny. - Animefan12

24 What the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Beautiful. - ACKREIK

25 What the Boob?

Shut up

26 What The Juice?
27 What the Frick?

What a certain YouTuber says a lot...

28 What the HOLY CRAP!!!
29 What the... Hey Stella!

Me: What the... Hey Stella!
Stella: My name's Frank

30 What the Elf?
31 What the Squid?
32 What the Potato?
33 What the explosions?
34 What the Sword!?
35 What the Antidisestablishmentarianism?

I had a feeling this one would be here...

36 What the Hammer Smashed Face?
37 What the Lolz?
38 What the Woof?
39 What the Lamppost?

I'm so gonna say this!

40 What The Michael Jackson?
41 What the Jupiter?
42 What the 10?

This would be the weirdest things ever to say.

43 What the Floob?
44 What the Prostitute?
45 What the Balls?
46 What the Nunchuk?
47 What the Forever?
48 What the Actual?
49 What the Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucyl?
50 What the Justin Bieber?
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1. What the F***?
2. What the Duck?
3. What the Hell?
1. What the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!
2. What the Frig?
3. What The Butts?
1. What the Fish?
2. What the Fudge
3. What the Boob?

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