Top Ten Best and Funniest Things to Say After You Say "What The"


The Top Ten

1 What the Heck?

I like this. It's polite. I normally say "What the hecky-peck" Mother would tell me off for other uses of "what the..." - Britgirl

I like saying holly heck.

This is probably the most propriate to say. - TopTenJackson

It's basically What the hell and What the f--- combined.

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2 What the What?

This could be pretty dang weird. - TopTenJackson

I say it all the time - Badgerflame

3 What the Flip?

Haha this would be so funny. - TopTenJackson

My friend says what the flop. It's quite funny.

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4 What the Freak?

This is probably the funniest with "What The Heck? " being the best. - TopTenJackson

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5 What the Hell?

Could be useful to say it, just don't say "Hell" all the time. - TopTenJackson

I use it all the time. - Animefan12

6 What the F***?

What is this doing on the list? - ethanmeinster

Short, crisp and really gets the point across. Perfect cuss.


So many people say this... - Lucretia

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7 What the Cool?
8 What the No!

This, I would say huh? - TopTenJackson

9 What the Cheeseballs?

I LOVE cheeseballs! I think that this should definitely be number one. It is a great advertisement for cheese balls and cheese and balls, so yeah. I love cheeseballs and it is better than most of the other 'What the' sayings

Random and funny but somehow gets your point across without using profane language. - mpgami

It's funny because it doesn't make sense.

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10 What the Meow?

Someone just activated their inner cat... - SpectralOwl

The Contenders

11 What the Hay?

Applejack. - TheRedstoneWiz

12 What the Pizza?
13 What The?

The title says it all. Ha!

I know.When someone says "What the? ",hit with something soft.😀😀😀

14 What the Crap?

I know someone who says this and I want to yell SHUT UP

15 What the Fudge

I say this like all the time and I mean ALL THE TIME.

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16 What the SpongeBob?

Been around since 1999/2000 and still used. Next generation is The Loud House.

This literally made me laugh. Why... - happyhappyjoyjoy

17 What the Fish?

Never heard anyone say this... - Lucretia

18 What the The?

That makes no sense... And that's what makes it funny. - Animefan12

19 What the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

My friend said this and everybody stared at her lol. - Catacorn

Beautiful. - ACKREIK

20 What the Boob?

Shut up

21 What The Juice?
22 What the 10?

This would be the weirdest things ever to say. - TopTenJackson

What the 1, what the 2, what the 3...what the 10 - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

23 What the Duck?
24 What the... Hey Stella!

Me: What the... Hey Stella!
Stella: My name's Frank

25 What the Elf?
26 What the Squid?
27 What the Frick?

What a certain YouTuber says a lot...

28 What the Potato?
29 What the Antidisestablishmentarianism?

I had a feeling this one would be here...

30 What the Lolz?
31 What the Woof?
32 What the Lamppost?

I'm so gonna say this!

33 What The Michael Jackson?
34 What the HOLY CRAP!!!
35 What the Jupiter?
36 What the Floob?
37 What the Prostitute?
38 What the Balls?
39 What the Nunchuk?
40 What the Forever?
41 What the Actual?
42 What the Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamylserylleucyl?
43 What the Justin Bieber?
44 What the Boob Dude?
45 What the the the the the the the the the the the...

LOL. I can imagine myself saying this. Should be on the top 10! - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

46 What the firetruck?
47 What the Dick?
48 What the Helmet?
49 What the Megalosaurus?
50 What the Uhhhhhh
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1. What the Heck?
2. What the Freak?
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