Top Ten Best and Funniest Things to Say After You Say "What The"


The Top Ten

1 What the Heck?

I like this. It's polite. I normally say "What the hecky-peck" Mother would tell me off for other uses of "what the..." - Britgirl

I like saying holly heck.

This is probably the most propriate to say. - TopTenJackson

It's basically What the hell and What the f--- combined.

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2 What the What?

This could be pretty dang weird. - TopTenJackson

I say it all the time - Badgerflame

3 What the Flip?

Haha this would be so funny. - TopTenJackson

My friend says what the flop. It's quite funny.

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4 What the Freak?

This is probably the funniest with "What The Heck? " being the best. - TopTenJackson

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5 What the Hell?

Could be useful to say it, just don't say "Hell" all the time. - TopTenJackson

I use it all the time. - Animefan12

6 What the F***?

What is this doing on the list? - ethanmeinster

Short, crisp and really gets the point across. Perfect cuss.


So many people say this... - Lucretia

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7 What the Cool?
8 What the No! V 1 Comment
9 What the Cheeseballs?

I LOVE cheeseballs! I think that this should definitely be number one. It is a great advertisement for cheese balls and cheese and balls, so yeah. I love cheeseballs and it is better than most of the other 'What the' sayings

Random and funny but somehow gets your point across without using profane language. - mpgami

It's funny because it doesn't make sense.

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10 What the Meow?

Someone just activated their inner cat... - SpectralOwl

The Contenders

11 What the Hay?

Applejack. - TheRedstoneWiz

12 What the Pizza?
13 What The?

The title says it all. Ha!

14 What the Crap?

I know someone who says this and I want to yell SHUT UP

15 What the Fudge

I say this like all the time and I mean ALL THE TIME.

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16 What the SpongeBob?

Been around since 1999/2000 and still used. Next generation is The Loud House.

This literally made me laugh. Why... - happyhappyjoyjoy

17 What the Fish?

Never heard anyone say this... - Lucretia

18 What the The?

That makes no sense... And that's what makes it funny. - Animefan12

19 What the Boob? V 1 Comment
20 What the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

My friend said this and everybody stared at her lol. - Catacorn

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1. What the Heck?
2. What the Freak?
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1. What the Fish?
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