Top Ten Best and Funniest Things to Say After You Say "What The"

The Top Ten
1 What the Heck?

I like this. It's polite. I normally say "What the hecky-peck" Mother would tell me off for other uses of "what the..."

It's basically What the hell and What the f--- combined.

I like saying holly heck.

This is probably the most propriate to say.

2 What the Flip?

My friend says what the flop. It's quite funny.

Haha this would be so funny.

3 What the What?

This could be pretty dang weird.

I say it all the time

4 What the F***?

Short, crisp and really gets the point across. Perfect cuss.

That language makes me very angry

What is this doing on the list?

Best swearing.

5 What the Freak?

This is probably the funniest with "What The Heck? " being the best.

I say that everyday

6 What the Hell?

Could be useful to say it, just don't say "Hell" all the time.

I use it all the time.

7 What the Cheeseballs?

I LOVE cheeseballs! I think that this should definitely be number one. It is a great advertisement for cheese balls and cheese and balls, so yeah. I love cheeseballs and it is better than most of the other 'What the' sayings

Random and funny but somehow gets your point across without using profane language.

It's funny because it doesn't make sense.

8 What the Meow?

Someone just activated their inner cat...

9 What the Cool?
10 What the Hay?
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11 What the No!

This, I would say huh?

12 What the Pizza?
13 What the Fudge

I say this like all the time and I mean ALL THE TIME.

I say this so that I won't say no. 5.

14 What the Crap?

I know someone who says this and I want to yell SHUT UP

15 What the SpongeBob?

Been around since 1999/2000 and still used. Next generation is The Loud House.

This literally made me laugh. Why...

16 What The?

The title says it all. Ha!

17 What the Fish?
18 What the Antidisestablishmentarianism?

I had a feeling this one would be here...

19 What the The?

That makes no sense... And that's what makes it funny.

20 What the Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
21 What the Boob?
22 What the Frick?
23 What The Juice?
24 What the Duck?

What Donald Duck says.

25 What the... Hey Stella!
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