Top Ten Funniest Things to Say As You Answer a Phone Call from an Unknown Caller
The Top Ten
1 (Horror movie style voice) The one who you have called is unable to take your call. To reach him, you must cross the river Thames completely naked.
What a weird call I got. This has been one hell of a weekend for me.
2 (Falsetto voice) You have reached an imaginary number. If you request a real number, please rotate your phone by π/2 radians and try again.
This is one for all the mathematicians out there. Or anyone who's just scratched the surface of complex numbers.
Or we can say "You have reached a complex number. Calculate the arg (z) and accordingly get the real number! "
3 What's up, banana teeth?
It would be weird if they/you are eating a banana.
4 I'm sorry, I'm not having you impregnate the dog next door.
5 Did you fart? I know you did the other day...
Wow, it's like you read my mind!
6 COOKIE! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! (Hang up)
Haha! I can't stop laughing at this. My brother is givimg me strange looks!
And I HAVE seen that other word beginning with "F" haha...
Haha! Good one! This made my day!
7 I know your darkest secrets...
8 Well, hi, cutie pie! I was just restraining my boner.
9 (Falsetto voice) My tax money is buried with the rest of the treasure at... (Hang up)
10 You a Stupid Hoe!
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11 (In deep voice) You have angered the mighty Zeus!
12 It's done... but there's blood everywhere.
Lol my friend actually did this. The person hung up instantly.
13 It's in your house. Its gonna go off in 20 seconds.
14 Joe’s whorehouse, you got the dough, we got the hoe!
15 So I was thinking, if someone finds it, we cant let them know it was us. Ya know? So here's the plan, you go to the park, find a good hole, and bury it deep.
16 Behind the 7 Eleven, midnight. I'll give you the money then. If it's a trick, say goodbye.
17 911, what’s your emergency?
18 What’s the point in calling me when I’m only a plaster wall away?
19 HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!!
20 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
21 HEY there um, wrong nimble enfilades.
22 911 is occupied at the moment please hold (play music)
23 Hello this is your local sperm bank you jack it and we pack it how may we help you today
24 (Barking dog sounds)
25 (In Buk Lau’s voice) Hello, may I speak to a someone who can speak a Chinese?
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