Top Ten Funniest Things to Say As You Answer a Phone Call from an Unknown Caller

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The Top Ten

1 (Horror movie style voice) The one who you have called is unable to take your call. To reach him, you must cross the river Thames completely naked.

What a weird call I got. This has been one hell of a weekend for me. - PositronWildhawk

2 (Falsetto voice) You have reached an imaginary number. If you request a real number, please rotate your phone by π/2 radians and try again.

This is one for all the mathematicians out there. Or anyone who's just scratched the surface of complex numbers. - PositronWildhawk

Or we can say "You have reached a complex number. Calculate the arg (z) and accordingly get the real number! " - Kiteretsunu

... 'because if you rotate it by π/2 degrees, you'll get the x-axis (or the real axis) - Kiteretsunu

3 What's up, banana teeth?

It would be weird if they/you are eating a banana. - funnyuser

4 I'm sorry, I'm not having you impregnate the dog next door.
5 Did you fart? I know you did the other day...

Wow, it's like you read my mind! - PositronWildhawk

6 I know your darkest secrets...
7 COOKIE! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! (Hang up)

Haha! Good one! This made my day! - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

Haha! I can't stop laughing at this. My brother is givimg me strange looks!
And I HAVE seen that other word beginning with "F" haha... - Britgirl

Hahaaha! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! That was a good cookie - funnyuser

8 Well, hi, cutie pie! I was just restraining my boner.
9 (Falsetto voice) My tax money is buried with the rest of the treasure at... (Hang up)
10 You a Stupid Hoe!

The Contenders

11 It's done... but there's blood everywhere.

Lol my friend actually did this. The person hung up instantly. - PopcornPelican

12 It's in your house. Its gonna go off in 20 seconds.
13 911, what’s your emergency?
14 Joe’s whorehouse, you got the dough, we got the hoe!
15 HEY there um, wrong nimble enfilades.
16 So I was thinking, if someone finds it, we cant let them know it was us. Ya know? So here's the plan, you go to the park, find a good hole, and bury it deep.
17 Behind the 7 Eleven, midnight. I'll give you the money then. If it's a trick, say goodbye.
18 What’s the point in calling me when I’m only a plaster wall away?
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1. (Horror movie style voice) The one who you have called is unable to take your call. To reach him, you must cross the river Thames completely naked.
2. (Falsetto voice) You have reached an imaginary number. If you request a real number, please rotate your phone by π/2 radians and try again.
3. What's up, banana teeth?
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